Funniest thing I've read all week
by Jeff Sackmann on Feb 18, 2006 3:00 PM CST
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PrintBaseball Think Factory member PhillyBooster (post #4) has made a list of headlines he's looking for this preseason, including:
9. "Reconfigured Ballpark Will Help Home Team, But Should Help Visitors More."
10. "Statisticians, Scouts Agree: Player Sucks."
More entertaining pre-season bits in this season preview from The American Enterprise:
Do yourself a favor: read the whole thing.
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OCTOBER 19: Unable to decide on the NL Cy Young winner between Mark Mulder, who finished the season with 24 wins and a 4.57 ERA; and Ben Sheets, who won only 17 but with a 2.32 ERA, several baseball writers throw their support to David Eckstein for a scrappy 1/3-inning June performance in emergency relief.
Hey, let's hope he is in the Cy Young race but with, say, 23 wins...
And damn Jeff, you've been blogging like a crazy man lately.
just wait till the season starts :)
No baseball parody is complete without a reference to David Eckstein and his scrapiness.
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St. Louis
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22 | 15 | .594 | 0 | Won 2 |
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Cincinnati
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