Tom Glavine opted out of his contract, which seems as good a time as any to start wild speculation.

Pure hypothetical.  Suppose Tom Glavine called up the 'stache and said, "You know what?  I love your core, and I think you just need another vet on your staff.  I'm tired of all the New York media scrutiny, and pitching in Milwaukee might allow me to have some fun."

Aside from disbelief, you aren't sure how to react.

Suppose you are given these two contract offers.

(1)
2 year, $24 million deal
Year 1:  $10 million
Year 2:  $14 million player option

(2)
3 year, $36 million dollar deal, $25 million over the first two years, $11 million mutual option for year 3.

Would either one of these be a good idea for the Brewers?  How much real value would he bring?  

I'm sure there's approximately no chance he'd sign in Milwaukee, but I figure I might as well toss it out while it's still fun to think about.