Ryan Braun Released

(The other one.) - KL

11 months ago Jeff Sackmann 16 comments 0 recs |

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If the Brewers sign them,

what would the names on the back of the jerseys look like?
R. (Middle Initial) Braun?
Ryan (Middle Initial) Braun?
Braun?
Good/Not Good Braun?
He’s Just a Boy!?

by tcyoung on Nov 17, 2008 3:00 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

They'd make the pitcher change his name to Brown

Failing that, they’d give him #88. The Mets had two Bob Millers in 1962. I never got putting initials on uniforms anyway – there are numbers to tell players apart.

Obscure baseball records and more at my blog, Recondite Baseball.

by TheJay on Nov 17, 2008 3:10 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

but then...

what if Melvin signed Emil Brown to be next year’s Gabe Kapler?

It’s so confusing…

Also, cheese.

by Jeff Sackmann on Nov 17, 2008 3:11 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Then

he brings 2006 minor leaguer Ryan Brown out of retirement. Hilarity ensues.

And neck size to baby eating ratio.

by Jordan M on Nov 17, 2008 3:21 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Updated

To avoid cardiac arrest.

I don't specifically articulate my motives, because that wouldn't travel as well as a boo does.

by KLSnow on Nov 17, 2008 3:25 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

But cardiac arrest was the whole point!

Also, cheese.

by Jeff Sackmann on Nov 17, 2008 4:08 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Damn the new management!

by SgtClueLs on Nov 17, 2008 4:26 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Jeff

What did you have to pay rougejim for him to let you make one of his copyrighted CardioPosts™?

by sheeter on Nov 17, 2008 5:30 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Not enough

Speaking of Jeff, it looks like we’ve now determined why he’s left the ol’ BCB. I assumed it was GMAT-related, but I was wrong.

"I will agree that the attitude [at BCB] is ridiculous and they have done so much to instigate animosity and then block us from responding. Real mature!"

by roguejim on Nov 17, 2008 6:29 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

You!

Trying to give the gimpy girl a heart attack! Psssh

"If loving CC is wrong I do not want to be right"
"If lovin’ Braun is wrong, I want to be a repeat offender"

by kirbir on Nov 17, 2008 5:35 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

such a fine line

between arrest and arousal…

Also, cheese.

by Jeff Sackmann on Nov 17, 2008 9:27 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Only with you Jeff

only with you ;-)

"If loving CC is wrong I do not want to be right"
"If lovin’ Braun is wrong, I want to be a repeat offender"

by kirbir on Nov 17, 2008 9:41 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

I read that the royals released him the other day

and I gave posting it some serious consideration. In the end, I didn’t feel like getting blacklisted.

I’m glad Jeff did it, though. Mine would have just been buried under the fanposts, while Jeff was able to put it at the top. Good Stuff

by tcyoung on Nov 17, 2008 9:17 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Sounds like a male only brothel

by tcyoung on Nov 17, 2008 9:14 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

That was supposed to be a reply to roguejim’s post.

by tcyoung on Nov 17, 2008 9:15 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

I don't know

I think it’s better as a response to “Ryan Braun Released.”

Obscure baseball records and more at my blog, Recondite Baseball.

by TheJay on Nov 17, 2008 9:24 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

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