Merry Christmas from BCB

a couple of ncie shirts, an awesome large sgt. peppers lonely hearts club band beer mug, a couple gift cards, and a brewing book i’m excited to read as my friend and I move into all grain brewing.

It’s got that fake frosty look.. I’m not sure why. If I put it in the freezer to make it frosty, I’ll have no clue if it’s actually frosty or not.

I got 5 sausage racers in ornament form and that Brewers season review dvd

that I will be using to pay for my 20 pack of Brewer tickets this year.

the Brewers Reeboks that I wanted. I was shocked, especially after my aunt(the one that bought ’em for me) mocked me for wearing a Brewers t-shirt out of season.

“It Takes More Than Balls: The Savvy Girl’s Guide to Understanding and Enjoying Baseball.”

No more annoying questions and sayings from me :)

at the Christmas ornament on the main page, the creepier it is.

For one, Matt Wise: that’s what you’ll look like in a few years if you let your soul patch get out of control.

For two, as a former young lad who would fall asleep in his chair, I can tell you from experience that 8-year-olds NEVER take off their shoes before sitting in a comfy chair. (And if they did, they certainly wouldn’t put their muddy, dirty sneakers on the chair itself.) That means that someone else took the kid’s sneakers off and put them there - presumably, the leering old bearded man stealing his baseball and glove. There were always hints of something sinister with Santa - when he’s not kissing Mommy underneath the mistletoe, he’s spying on kids while they’re sleeping and adding their names to naughty and nice lists - but it’s rare to see Santa’s pedophilic shoe fetish displayed pictorially before, not to mention celebrated in an ornament.

Then again, it’s not like young Brewer fans haven’t been screwed on Christmas before, so why would now be any different?