This Opening Day thing is confusing. Opening Day was last week, then it was last night, now it's today, but it might not be today because of weather.
Anyway, this is probably just a formality--consider this your thread for wishing there were a game, or for disparaging remarks in general about Chicago, the Cubs, Miller Park South, and the people who did scheduling for MLB this year.
Somethingvague posted the lineups here. Never has a player done so little to earn a higher spot in the lineup than Ben Sheets!
The game is supposed to be at 1:20, so if we're lucky, we'll have nine innings in by about 4:30 tomorrow afternoon.