ESPN has published their predictions for the season, and only 5 of the 19 that have put their predictions online have the Brewers making the playoffs:
Jona Keri, Kieth Law, and Peter Pascarelli (I'm pretty sure he can't absorb our powers) have chosen the Crew for the NL wild card.
Pedro Gomez and Nate Ravitz have chosen the Crew to win the division.
EVERY OTHER COMMENTATOR HAS CHOSEN THE SCRUBS.
No other Central team was chosen to win anything.
In addition, Amy Nelson (who?) and Pedro Gomez have chosen Prince to win the MVP.