Brewers once again are inspecting ass for free tickets

by Hyatt on Apr 29, 2008 4:44 PM CDT

http://www.myfoxmilwaukee.com/myfox/pages/Home/Detail?contentId=6368144&version=3&locale=EN-US&layoutCode=TSTY&pageId=1.1.1

I hope you were able to get down there for your exam. I just hope they don't get Gagne to do it. Have you seen the size of that guy's fingers? No wonder his change is so wicked.

TOO MANY JOKES... MUST HOLD BACK ON SOME...

alright, one more...

It's too bad they aren't having pap-smear day, you know the ladies would be lined up around the block at the thought of JJ Hardy working down there.

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i don't know what's more odd

the fact that the Brewers do this, or the genuine enthusiasm Bill Schroeder has for trying to get people to participate.

Also, cheese.

by Jeff Sackmann on Apr 29, 2008 4:59 PM CDT 0 recs

it wasn't the Goodfeet store

that made him walk more comfortably.

by Zeyes on Apr 29, 2008 5:18 PM CDT up 0 recs

No, no

Walk more comfortable.

He's extremely quick and good.

by battlekow on Apr 29, 2008 5:49 PM CDT up 0 recs

It's Simpsonsesque.

I could totally see this being a promo offered by the Isotopes.

"He just needs to eat some bananas." - Lou Piniella

by Ted Simmons Speed Camp on Apr 29, 2008 5:19 PM CDT up 0 recs

i guess

the brewers felt fans (men in this case) should have to pay up the ass to see a game!

"If there is a more reactionary blog with idiotic commentary out there I'd be surprised." -On Bleed Cubbie Blue

by Michael M on Apr 29, 2008 5:15 PM CDT 0 recs

no if, ands, or butts about it.

Also, cheese.

by Jeff Sackmann on Apr 29, 2008 5:21 PM CDT up 0 recs

boooooo.

That’s the kind of joke only teachers make…

"He just needs to eat some bananas." - Lou Piniella

by Ted Simmons Speed Camp on Apr 29, 2008 5:35 PM CDT up 0 recs

yes, sadly

I am slowly but steadily morphing into ‘that guy.’

Also, cheese.

by Jeff Sackmann on Apr 29, 2008 5:37 PM CDT up 0 recs

he just tried to do too much with it

"If there is a more reactionary blog with idiotic commentary out there I'd be surprised." -On Bleed Cubbie Blue

by Michael M on Apr 29, 2008 5:41 PM CDT up 0 recs

Teachers, and roguejim

He's extremely quick and good.

by battlekow on Apr 29, 2008 5:49 PM CDT up 0 recs

I would NOT have made that "joke"

I denounce and reject.

"I will agree that the attitude [at BCB] is ridiculous and they have done so much to instigate animosity and then block us from responding. Real mature!"

by roguejim on Apr 29, 2008 6:49 PM CDT up 0 recs

However, I will say

that if you go on Mother’s Day, they use a pink bat.

"I will agree that the attitude [at BCB] is ridiculous and they have done so much to instigate animosity and then block us from responding. Real mature!"

by roguejim on Apr 29, 2008 6:50 PM CDT up 0 recs

ouch...

by Hyatt on Apr 29, 2008 8:45 PM CDT up 0 recs

From Deadspin

best comment I saw:

Disclaimer: Due to last year’s “chocolate fountain” incident, we ask all participants to get their prostates checked before the ingestion of chilli dogs.

by Hyatt on Apr 29, 2008 8:51 PM CDT 0 recs

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