The Crabbe-Man Returns
The Brewers took Callix Crabbe back after the Padres decided not to keep the Rule 5 pick on their roster. Punsters rejoice.
about 1 year ago
Jeff Sackmann
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I saw the Crabbe man
hit a walk off HR last year in Nashville. It was awesome. I am happy about this news, even if he never makes the big league club.
by Stoa on May 16, 2008 3:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Like I always say
You can never have enough Callix Crabbes.
By the way, a calix is a cup, if roguejim would like to make a bad joke about a cranky beverage container.
He's extremely quick and good.
by battlekow on May 16, 2008 3:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
In the Rotoworld widget
it uses the contraction “Crabbe’ll”. I don’t think I’ve ever heard that contraction used before.
Whenever prince is at first, he should charge the mound and yell "MEAT!"
by Jordan M on May 16, 2008 3:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Just try it with Brett Sinkbeil
He's extremely quick and good.
by battlekow on May 16, 2008 3:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Too bad we didn't know that
when Snow was soliciting names for the “Fosty Mug”.
Although, the “Frosty Calix” doesn’t have the same ring to it. :)
We don't need dolls, we need hits! ---Ozzie Guillen
by Adam P on May 16, 2008 3:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
The Frosty Crabbe!
"I will agree that the attitude [at BCB] is ridiculous and they have done so much to instigate animosity and then block us from responding. Real mature!"
by roguejim on May 16, 2008 3:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
broadcast straight from the Crabbe Nebula!
No, wait, the SETI thread was the other one…
by Zeyes on May 16, 2008 3:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I still consider
the moment I named by March Madness pool “Callix Krabbenhoft” to be the greatest moment of my life.
by somethingvague on May 16, 2008 3:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Hopefully no one walks him
I reckon it’d be hard to steal whilst Crabbe walking
"Brett Favre looks like a man in a parking lot playing with boys." - John Madden
"Pujols just unloaded." - Bob Uecker
by kirbir on May 16, 2008 8:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Whilst?
When you said you were from the northwest, I didn’t think you meant Belfast.
He's extremely quick and good.
by battlekow on May 17, 2008 12:32 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
those college kids with their highfalutin vocabularies
the grandiloquence must be stopped!
Also, cheese.
by Jeff Sackmann on May 17, 2008 2:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Must be a lit major
He's extremely quick and good.
by battlekow on May 17, 2008 4:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Heh
Religion and History major actually, but nonetheless I’ve grown quite fond of Shakespearean English and the fancification of words.
"Brett Favre looks like a man in a parking lot playing with boys." - John Madden
"Pujols just unloaded." - Bob Uecker
by kirbir on May 18, 2008 5:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You know Melvin and Ash love the Crabbe
"He's been very, very impressive," Yost said. "I mean really impressive. I mean really, really impressive."
by MadJimiBrewha on May 16, 2008 10:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I thought
they weren’t supposed to return once you used that shampoo…
"Brett Favre looks like a man in a parking lot playing with boys." - John Madden
"Pujols just unloaded." - Bob Uecker
by kirbir on May 18, 2008 5:14 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
it's not so much that he returned...
it’s that somebody else gave him back.
Also, cheese.
by Jeff Sackmann on May 20, 2008 11:18 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs























