“Usually, the other players step in before one of them takes a bite out of the other,” said Brewers reliever David Riske. “But the whole thing is pretty unsettling. Sabathia and I were getting our arms rubbed the other day, just kind of stretching them out across the massage table, when suddenly an empty jar of relish rolled by. I looked up, and Prince had put a huge hot dog bun and all the trimmings on Sabathia’s arm when he wasn’t paying attention. C.C. pulled himself out at the last minute, but when Prince’s teeth came together, it made a chomping sound you could hear throughout the clubhouse.”

“We can’t have players trying to eat one another, even in Milwaukee, so we’re taking steps. We’ve already talked to both players, explaining that while they are big, they are not food. And as a provisional measure, we’ve gotten Ray Durham from the Giants in the hopes that both Prince and C.C. will think he’s a giant ham and leave one another alone.”

I like the pictures.

Sabathia responded by chasing Fielder around the clubhouse with a pair of giant salt and pepper shakers.

Queen Elizabeth II Announces She’s Pregnant Again

Not again!

“In other royal news, recently hired Windsor Castle gardener Diego Marquez, 24, was unexpectedly elevated to Duke of Leinster during a private ceremony Monday. “