The Unified Theory of Grit
The UTG is based off a simple measure, the Kendall Unit of Grit(KUG) which is the amount of grit that Jason Kendall emits while at rest, ie mowing the yard, getting his hair cut or just normal everyday stuff. He is the basis because his grit ranking is the highest in recorded history for at rest measurements. There are rumors that their is another being that can emit more grit, the Ecksteinosaurus, but this has never been verified. The closest we have ever come to the Eckstenosaurus in captivity is the Davidecksteinosaurus which is its smaller cousin. While impressive in its own right, the Davidecksteinosaurus is only capable of about .85 KUGs. It has been extrapolated that a full grown Eckstein could be capable of 1.3-1.4 KUGs, but for right now that is just idle speculation.

Some of the key factors in grit production are facial hair(but only if it's un-ironic, so Giambi gains no grit credit for that monstrosity he is sporting), crappy offense, running hard to first all the time, playing so poorly it causes the media to make excuses for the crappy offense and looking like you're trying really hard. To give you a thumbnail sketch of KUG, here is a list of recent players and their grit production:
Derek Jeter: 0.35 KUG-diving into stands and having the media adoration adds to the KUG rating, but being good on offense and poor on defense hurts. KUG rating has been rising the last 12 months as one of those problems seems to be solving itself
Alex Rodriguez: (5.00)KUGs-clearly being the best player of his generation hurts his rating, the only positive movement of his KUG was his move to third to salve a teammate's hurt feelings
Jason Veritek: 0.90 KUGs-Same explanation as Jeter, but with more facial hair and alot less offense. Lacking the existence of Jason Kendall this scale could have easily been called the VUG
Barry Bonds: A negative billion KUGs-ditto A-Rod plus surliness to everyone and the PED issues. Gritty players don't juice, but do sign autographs for all the precious children
When under stress or pressure, a person with a positive KUG rating is capable of able to produce more grit than normal. So during a high leverage situation it is not unheard of for the right player to increase their KUG measurement to 2 KUGs. For an elite KUG-man, they can crank it up to 5 KUGs. No recording of more than 5 KUGs has ever been made, but there is a growing body of work that the Tunguska Event was the result of a release of 8 KUGs. But once again this is idle speculation and no one is able to even comprehend the event that would lead to this level of grit.
Now, all of this research is only good if it can be applied to the real world and I believe I KUG analysis can explain what is ailing two of the Brewers bullpen acquisitions. Both Gagne and Mota made their reputations as elite closer and setup man while with the Dodgers. Their catcher while they were at their best was one Paul Lo Duca. Now normally a last name ending in a vowel is good for at least 0.20 KUGs, but Lo Duca defied this trend early in his career by being an ok but not great catcher and above league average hitter which left him with a paltry 0.10 KUG rating for his time with the Dodgers. This is a barely recordable amount of grit, and it was at this time when Gagne and Mota were posting the gaudy ERA+s of 180 and better and it has been downhill since.
Mota has been a disaster for much of the time since, and it can be traced to a KUG overload. While the Paul Lo Duca of the LA Dodgers was a low KUG emitter, by the time Mota caught up with Lo Duca in Florida and again in New York the man had become grit machine cranking out 0.60 KUGs as his skills faded and he relied on fan appreciation of his hustle and willing dupes in the media to stay in the lineup. This clearly impacted Mota as he posted some of the lowest ERA+s of his career.
For an even sharper explanation, Eric Gagne is the classic grit intolerant player. After his injury/PED withdrawal, he went to the Rangers where his catcher was Gerald Laird. Laird was an up and coming prospect who struggled in his first full season in the show. While he was offensively challenged, he didn't have the expectation of sucking nor the veterandom that promotes grit production. He weighed in at a modest 0.20 KUG, which was not enough to interfere with Gagne's performance. Alas, this was not to last for the full season as Gagne was dealt to the Red Sox and had to pitch to Veritek and his 0.90 KUG production. Gagne simply could not cope with the grit storm that he was surrounded with nite in and nite out, and Veritek has never been able to control his grit output. The trade ended predictably in disaster.
So that brings us to this year and G&M being forced to deal with the namesake of the grit scale. Once again, we have faced disaster. But all is not lost. Now that we have identified what is causing the problem, we are a short distance from solving the problem. While it is not possible for Kendall to emit less than 1 KUG, it is possible that he limit his excess grit in high leverage situations. What we need is someway to convince Kendall that as the game gets later and the score gets closer, that the exact opposite is actually happening. How this is achieved is beyond my abilities as a researcher, but now that the solution to our problem is exposed for the world to see I can only hope someone somewhere resolve this problem.
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Interesting
But how to you explain the famous Counsell Paradox: whereby Craig Counsell when wearing a fake beard or mustache emits a logically impossible 110% Gritmidity (the classic measure of a players grit-saturation).
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by SRB on
Jul 9, 2008 12:48 AM CDT
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Excellent stuff
Now to find the research funding to complete the project so that an antidote might be found for Gagne and Mota.
The Wallbangers won because they played the game like kids! Let's do that again!!!
by 80badger on
Jul 9, 2008 8:25 AM CDT
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How about KUG-aid
Sackmann could hold a Sax-Jam in Central Park. This would fund the remanider of the project. Who wouldn’t pay big bucks to hear this?
The Wallbangers won because they played the game like kids! Let's do that again!!!
by 80badger on
Jul 9, 2008 8:29 AM CDT
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If the Grit is hurting Mota and Gagne
Maybe Rivera could catch for them? As mentioned above, the last name ending in a vowel does up his KUG, but the lack of playing time, not being knowing for his defense, and his .341 avg combined with and .847 OPS bring his KUG down to .314
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by drezdn on
Jul 9, 2008 9:24 AM CDT
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I knew it
Trading Estrada would come back to bite us. Imagine the grit free atmosphere for Mota and Gagne with Johnny protecting the plate.
by ZTK Always on Vacation on
Jul 9, 2008 3:48 PM CDT
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Catcher = Highest Avg. KUG?
Do catchers on average have higher KUG readings than any other position? What position carries the lowest? Left field?
What catchers fall at the bottom of the KUG rankings? Do stolen bases have a negative impact on KUG?
by MillerParkSouth on
Jul 9, 2008 3:58 PM CDT
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On average yes
But every now and then you have a Mike Piazza who defies all conventional wisdom of vowel name and facial hair while not being able to produce grit if his life depended on it.
The lowest median KUG position is shortstop, even taking into account the Davidecksteinosaurus. Usually the best athlete on the team, and the only real gritty moment for them is turning a double play but their momentum typically keeps them from any real danger. They also don’t get credit for poor offense, because no one expects good offense out of the position.
Left fielders at least have the wall to run into every now and again, and aren’t typically great athletes so they stay close to zero. But because of that Bonds character, they did have the lowest average KUG rating of any postion. Once he officially retires we will have to run the numbers again, but I fear that Carlos Lee will still be enough of a drag on the position to keep it close to the SS average total.
by Getting Yosted on
Jul 9, 2008 4:59 PM CDT
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KUG prospects?
With all the national talk about our prospect rich minor league system over the last couple of days, the real question is “who are the top 5 KUG prospects in our system?”. After all, Kendall is getting old and may only be able to play for 10-12 more years.
I am thinking Rottino would be high on the list.
by juggernaut400 on
Jul 9, 2008 12:08 PM CDT
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I imagine Calix Crabbe is up there.
Coffee is for closers
by drezdn on
Jul 9, 2008 12:16 PM CDT
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Looking back....
will there have to be adjustments when comparing modern players to players from a more grit friendly era (I.E. late 19 th century, early 80s)?
by Bernie's Mustache Wax on
Jul 9, 2008 12:44 PM CDT
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Some argue the flashy, injury-prone players of the last 20 years have lead to what critics are now referring to as the “Dead Grit” era.
by MillerParkSouth on
Jul 9, 2008 3:37 PM CDT
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Dangers of Glorifying Grit.
When my brother was playing in high school alot of the kids were sneaking around buying fake beards, trying to raise their grit.
by Bernie's Mustache Wax on
Jul 9, 2008 5:24 PM CDT
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and sprinkling
dirt on their morning Wheaties.
by molitorfan on
Jul 9, 2008 7:48 PM CDT
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Wheaties
is the breakfast of champions. Dry oatmeal is the breakfast of gritsters.
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by SRB on
Jul 10, 2008 1:29 AM CDT
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Grits would seem to be like another good option for breakfast
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by TheJay on
Jul 11, 2008 10:26 AM CDT
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They would, wouldn't they?
Too bad that in practical terms it’s like eating salt mush with pebbles.
He's extremely quick and good.
by battlekow on
Jul 11, 2008 2:17 PM CDT
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clearly a non-gritty person would not enjoy them.
by PagsBrewCrew on
Jul 11, 2008 4:28 PM CDT
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I believe the term is "persons of grit"
And neck size to baby eating ratio.
by Jordan M on
Jul 11, 2008 7:13 PM CDT
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Good call
I was referring to the people who are continually referring to so called “gritty-people”, when the proper way to refer to them is “persons of grit”.
Non-gritty people would probably be someone with a grit deficiency.
And neck size to baby eating ratio.
by Jordan M on
Jul 11, 2008 7:49 PM CDT
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"the frictionally challenged"
He's extremely quick and good.
by battlekow on
Jul 11, 2008 8:21 PM CDT
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Do you have an MLB All-Grit team?
I’d have to assume that Aaron Rowand and Ryan Freel would be on it.
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by alkaseitzer on
Jul 12, 2008 2:11 AM CDT
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over on vivaelbirdos
aaron miles has become known as grit-he has become the cardinals “grit” player after the exit of the davidecksteinosauros . . . miles does wear facial har and is an undersized ballplayer (that, I think, is a key to grittiness-ala eckstein). his grittiness, though, has taken a hit this year because his offensive production is abnormally high.
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by sprfldcard on
Jul 21, 2008 9:16 AM CDT
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