Game Thread #48: Reds (26-20) at Brewers (27-20)
Cincinnati Reds at Milwaukee Brewers, May 29, 2009 7:05 PM CDT
Johnny K-K-K-K-K-Cueto vs. BB-BB-Braden Looper tonight.
Lineups courtesy of McCalvy:
REDS
Willy Taveras CF
Jerry Hairston Jr. 2B
Joey Votto 1B
Ramon Hernandez C
Jay Bruce RF
Laynce Nix LF
Alex Gonzalez SS
Adam Rosales 3B
Johnny Cueto RHP
BREWERS
Craig Counsell 2B
J.J. Hardy SS
Ryan Braun LF
Prince Fielder 1B
Mike Cameron CF
Mat Gamel 3B
Corey Hart RF
Jason Kendall C
Braden Looper RHP
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Idle reading while we wait for the game to start
Joe Posnanski says that Ben Sheets’ 2004 was the hardest-luck season by a starting pitcher since 1920 (in terms of W-L record).
"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.
I love the Reds
I don't hate Kendall like everybody else, I'm a non-conformist like that.
by Dikembe Meiztombo on May 29, 2009 6:59 PM CDT up reply actions
Commie
"You combine the fact that they're good at everything and we're good at nothing, it's not going to be a very pretty outcome." -Ryan Braun
And yet second in All-Star voting
Oh the irony, when the Brewers make it to the World Series but don’t have home field advantage because of all the Brewers voted to the All-Star game.
by Brendanukkah on May 29, 2009 7:10 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
We traded him to Ra-cine
"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.
Pinch-hitting secret weapon
Scored three times and detonated an indisputable in four visits to the batting box.
still?
didn’t he make an error in his first start?
He did indeed
"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.
way off topic
who saw the Twins/BoSox game yesterday/last night?
And was that umpire in like 20 feet over his head or what?
Sorry, had to watch something last night…
What happened?
"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.
He was ejecting players/managers left and right...
for little to no reason
I'm pretty sure BK knew that
I don't hate Kendall like everybody else, I'm a non-conformist like that.
by Dikembe Meiztombo on May 29, 2009 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Both managers and both catchers
ejected in the same inning (top half and bottom half). AAA umpire filling in for Ed Montague.
well...
Sox scored on a sac fly BUT the Twins RF (Kubel) MAY HAVE nailed him at the plate. So Twins C (Redmond – sp?) jumped up to argue and was IMMEDIATELY thrown out. So Gardenhire runs out and OF COURSE is thrown out. MAUER must come in to catch BUT was DH so the Twins lost their DH.
Bottom of the same inning (6?) Josh Beckett doesn’t get a strike call SO screams GODDAMNIT so loud I heard it on TV. SO Bosox C jumps up to prevent Beckett from getting thrown out AND IS TOSSED! So Bosox manager runs out (too late) IS TOSSED.
Ump was filling in from AAA.
Boom
"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.
Facing the minimum!
I don't hate Kendall like everybody else, I'm a non-conformist like that.
by Dikembe Meiztombo on May 29, 2009 7:16 PM CDT reply actions
Duffy's playing his first game for Nashville
The difference between AAA and MLB: he’s leading off.
"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.
1) Craig Counsell's your leadoff guy?
2) Craig Counsell’s batting .320?
I no longer understand the world the way I thought I did.
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
don’t tell anybody else
I don't hate Kendall like everybody else, I'm a non-conformist like that.
by Dikembe Meiztombo on May 29, 2009 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions
We're already trying to make him the escape goat
"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.
he's the second baseman
second basemen lead off
you have no concept
by PagsBrewCrew on May 29, 2009 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Center fielders lead off, shortstops bat second
Clearly, you’re not a baseball guy. Not like Dusty.
by Brendanukkah on May 29, 2009 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions
Prince!!!
Man, that’s so good to see.
"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.
BOOM, BITCHES
I don't hate Kendall like everybody else, I'm a non-conformist like that.
by Dikembe Meiztombo on May 29, 2009 7:22 PM CDT reply actions
Your personalized home run call:
“THAT BOOK WAS LONG OVERDUE!”
"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.
by battlekow on May 29, 2009 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
thanks and rec'd
unfortunately i work only with non-circulating materials, but the sentiment still gets me :)
I wonder if any Canadian has played a President more often than Bruce Greenwood
National Treasure 2, Thirteen Days…am I missing any?
"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.
HR cleave

I don't hate Kendall like everybody else, I'm a non-conformist like that.
by Dikembe Meiztombo on May 29, 2009 7:24 PM CDT reply actions
It isn't showing nipples
But I wouldn’t post a lot of cleave pics
"If lovin’ Braun is wrong, I want to be a repeat offender!"
RIP Nick Adenhart - Stop Drunk Driving
Are you shitting me?
I don't hate Kendall like everybody else, I'm a non-conformist like that.
by Dikembe Meiztombo on May 29, 2009 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions
It means not a lot of home runs or rallying
I’m good with that.
by Brendanukkah on May 29, 2009 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions
It's not like I'm running the show or anything
Do whatever you want. I was just merely offering a suggestion.
"If lovin’ Braun is wrong, I want to be a repeat offender!"
RIP Nick Adenhart - Stop Drunk Driving
kirbir, I agree with you
that cleavage shots suggest a potential downward spiral in the overall IQ of the thread, but (many) men are just, well, amused by that kind of thing even if they are not complete (insert plural pejorative here).
there would be no downward spiral with my IQ
it’d be an upward spiral given how dumb i am.
by PagsBrewCrew on May 29, 2009 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Well
There’s enough women on the blog now that eye candy geared towards males and not quite towards women seems unfair. A lot of pictures make slower computers lag on the site.
Honestly, I think linking to a picture is good enough.
"If lovin’ Braun is wrong, I want to be a repeat offender!"
RIP Nick Adenhart - Stop Drunk Driving
Gabe Kapler isn't on our team anymore
"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.
I didn't realize this guy's pants were so tight
that you could tell he was circumsized.
by Brendanukkah on May 29, 2009 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions
well, no
but apparently oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
why wasn't this phenomenon prevalent in my adolescent days?
by behnke411 on May 29, 2009 7:45 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
sadly
if it had been, I wouldn’t have received any offers.:P
by PagsBrewCrew on May 29, 2009 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions
NERRRRD!!!
I don't hate Kendall like everybody else, I'm a non-conformist like that.
by Dikembe Meiztombo on May 29, 2009 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions
Nope, but really hard to express over the internet
"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.
is it?
they’re both visual means of conveying the english language
i’d say it’s more difficult to talk on this blog.
by PagsBrewCrew on May 29, 2009 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions
not disagreeing
not at all
using adium at the moment, but it’s difficult to work that into conversation.
by PagsBrewCrew on May 29, 2009 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions
ahhh
it’s fun to be on a 30 second delay
by hamburgular17 on May 29, 2009 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions
Same here
I was sitting here going “I haven’t seen a pigeon, did I miss a pigeon in that shot with the helmet and the bobble head or whatever? who what when where…” and then bam, there was the little guy running from the cameraman like a celeb from the paparazzi
two ways
1) the chainlink button
2) html <a href=“http://www.blah.com/blah.html” target=“new”>text of link here</a>
by PagsBrewCrew on May 29, 2009 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions
we are all such a helpful community!
Why isn’t the rest of society like this?
Hey, fuck you!
"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.
by battlekow on May 29, 2009 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
no, no
fuck you
(my friend and his roommate had this conversation continuously for a couple of weeks)
by PagsBrewCrew on May 29, 2009 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions
The correct phrase
Fuck you, you fuckin’ fuck.
"I will agree that the attitude [at BCB] is ridiculous and they have done so much to instigate animosity and then block us from responding. Real mature!"
Son of a biscuit-eating bulldog!
"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.
Votto out
Gamel… walks!
And I do believe Gallardo was #2 or 3 in that list of lowest opponent batting average
And there’s that poor pigeon, guy just can’t get any privacy tonight
He was #2
very niiice
Brewers Baseball and other assorted nonsense (mostly the assorted nonsense) at my blog, What's a Tararrel?
"Jason Kendall is not wearing eye make-up"
I don’t think anyone would ever have to worry about that
"my goodness"
...but he's wearing lipstick and blush?
"I will agree that the attitude [at BCB] is ridiculous and they have done so much to instigate animosity and then block us from responding. Real mature!"
Wait
What’s this about t-shirts?
I don't hate Kendall like everybody else, I'm a non-conformist like that.
by Dikembe Meiztombo on May 29, 2009 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions
i have to disagree with his "strategy" there
if he was just going to go up there and walk, I’d rather have looper try to get a hit, despite chance of DP.
by PagsBrewCrew on May 29, 2009 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Why?
Is there a special reason Counsell had to drive in the runs and not Hardy?
"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.
better average on the season.
more whitefishbayness
not-recently-injured
by PagsBrewCrew on May 29, 2009 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions
Solid and rested
Off day yesterday, Arroyo pitched a complete game on Wednesday. But if you face Mike Lincoln or Jared Burton, you have a real good chance of scoring runs.
by Brendanukkah on May 29, 2009 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Hardy can tell you all about it
"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.
That's what she said!
"If lovin’ Braun is wrong, I want to be a repeat offender!"
RIP Nick Adenhart - Stop Drunk Driving
Did anyone else notice the interesting little handshake Braun and Fielder had?
Prince pretending to punch Braun and Braun ducking. Never seen that done before.
"my goodness"
let's just hope
they never mess the timing up
by behnke411 on May 29, 2009 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
FSN showed it during the bump to commercial
It was after Prince’s homerun on the way back into the dugout
Nice to see Braun driving the ball at least
"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.
I batted .500 on that comment
"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.
Wieters-hype has officially jumped the shark
The first link on mlb.com is “Wieters hitless in first two at-bats”.
"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.
Dammit!
I don't hate Kendall like everybody else, I'm a non-conformist like that.
by Dikembe Meiztombo on May 29, 2009 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions
wow
no pressure on him at all, I guess
"my goodness"
by BrewHaHeather on May 29, 2009 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Well I didn't see that coming...
"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.
Ouch
"If lovin’ Braun is wrong, I want to be a repeat offender!"
RIP Nick Adenhart - Stop Drunk Driving
hey, if anyone wants to take my place in lamenting the current situation, i'm all for it
by hamburgular17 on May 29, 2009 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Get out of here with your negativity

"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.
negativity!
how can I be negative if everytime it goes to commercial, I get to relieve Braun’s HR(and smile at my matching bobblehead). Thank you mlb.tv
by hamburgular17 on May 29, 2009 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions
This should relieve Braun's HR just fine
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"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.
but if it does come down to grit...
I like our chances
by hamburgular17 on May 29, 2009 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions
nah, hang out
BTW: is that Brewers blue, or are you in fact Violet Beauregarde? Don’t get me wrong, I like that look.
Nah
She’s just that cool that she emanates blue.
"If lovin’ Braun is wrong, I want to be a repeat offender!"
RIP Nick Adenhart - Stop Drunk Driving
cobalt is not radioactive
i use cobaltous chloride at work, and I assure you it is not radioactive.
perhaps some isotopes are, but not the standard ones.
by PagsBrewCrew on May 29, 2009 11:09 PM CDT up reply actions
Every isotope but cobalt-59 is radioactive. Cobalt-60 is apparently a prominent radioactive tracer.
As for blue people this guy turned blue from using colloidal silver.
"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.
maybe that's why i can't purify any damned protein
it decayed away into something else that no longer has a +2 charge:P
by PagsBrewCrew on May 29, 2009 11:17 PM CDT up reply actions
"Violet! You're turning violet, Violet!"
…
…
Violet!
by Brendanukkah on May 29, 2009 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions
That would be the computer monitor to my right
on my terribly sunburnt face….from a fall Badger game.
Brian actually hoping Looper gets a ball lined back at him
Might want to rethink that one.
"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.
Bill thinking along the same lines
"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.
Hey, uh
We’re getting one-hit.
"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.
You've been abandoned
Though I deny that all these other people ever really disappeared.
by Brendanukkah on May 29, 2009 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions
Braun seems like he's back
A double in the game, but he’ll go deep tonight at Decibel.
"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.
by battlekow on May 29, 2009 8:40 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Or awesome?
"If lovin’ Braun is wrong, I want to be a repeat offender!"
RIP Nick Adenhart - Stop Drunk Driving
This right here
is so very true.
"If lovin’ Braun is wrong, I want to be a repeat offender!"
RIP Nick Adenhart - Stop Drunk Driving
I don't think it's his mind that will be getting blown
"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.
by battlekow on May 29, 2009 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
If I make it to Milwaukee in time, it will be
"If lovin’ Braun is wrong, I want to be a repeat offender!"
RIP Nick Adenhart - Stop Drunk Driving
I have no problem with that comment,
at all, but is there some conflict between that and kind-of objecting to the cleavage shot?
Just asking.
Not in my mind
Talk and showing half naked women are probably two different things. What I said earlier also had to do with technical difficulties for some.
"If lovin’ Braun is wrong, I want to be a repeat offender!"
RIP Nick Adenhart - Stop Drunk Driving
technically
she was less than 30% naked
"That's not a weird stat. Rickie is a run-scorer," Yost said. "It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter," Yost told reporters. "See, you guys have no concept. He's a run-scorer. So there's nothing weird about it. That's what he does."
I don't think "joking around" about sex
is really different if it’s visual vs. written. Is it? Tech issues aside.
You asked my opinion and I gave it to you
If you want official rules or anything like that, email KL and I’m sure he’ll let you know what he’s comfortable with.
"If lovin’ Braun is wrong, I want to be a repeat offender!"
RIP Nick Adenhart - Stop Drunk Driving
I'm not trying to win an argument.
I’m just asking questions. That’s all. I’m asking you, not KL. I’m asking you because I’m interested in what you have to say. If you don’t want to discuss it any more, I’m fine with that too.
It's not that at all
I guess I just fail to see exactly why there’s a need to post a picture directly into the blog when you could link to it like this instead. Takes the same amount of time and you get the same effect without causing other people tech issues or possibly offending others.
"If lovin’ Braun is wrong, I want to be a repeat offender!"
RIP Nick Adenhart - Stop Drunk Driving
It's topical because it's a Miller parked in her decolletage
by Brendanukkah on May 29, 2009 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't think you guys (I assume you are guys)
are quite getting the, uh, subtleties of this thread.
Yep
Totally agree
I don't hate Kendall like everybody else, I'm a non-conformist like that.
by Dikembe Meiztombo on May 29, 2009 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions
Balls
Nix nixes a run.
"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.
Laynce Nix perpetrated the Holocaust
Hitler was a patsy.
"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.
Birke-now wait just a damn minute!
"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.
The law offices of Bergen-Belson & Son
Would like to point out that these puns are liable to turn a jury against you
Guys
I’m going to cut this off. Concentration camp puns aren’t funny
"That's not a weird stat. Rickie is a run-scorer," Yost said. "It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter," Yost told reporters. "See, you guys have no concept. He's a run-scorer. So there's nothing weird about it. That's what he does."
Verb?
"That's not a weird stat. Rickie is a run-scorer," Yost said. "It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter," Yost told reporters. "See, you guys have no concept. He's a run-scorer. So there's nothing weird about it. That's what he does."
by Hyatt on May 29, 2009 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
oops
“leave” was supposed to be in there, but apparently people figured it out
"my goodness"
by BrewHaHeather on May 29, 2009 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions
I just got here
so I’m just as confused
"That's not a weird stat. Rickie is a run-scorer," Yost said. "It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter," Yost told reporters. "See, you guys have no concept. He's a run-scorer. So there's nothing weird about it. That's what he does."
He's been experiencing dizziness for several weeks
It flared up again after the first inning.
by Brendanukkah on May 29, 2009 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Dizziness
He’s had a problem with it for awhile. Inner-ear infection.
"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.
Similar to what sheets had a few years ago
"That's not a weird stat. Rickie is a run-scorer," Yost said. "It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter," Yost told reporters. "See, you guys have no concept. He's a run-scorer. So there's nothing weird about it. That's what he does."
Apparently Looper has his popup pitch working
"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.
Four first-pitch popups in a row
"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.
Gotta have it!
"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.
Love to see that
I don’t want to suggest platoon, but maybe they can toss in Cat man more often to give Hart some extra scheduled days off, it could help what Hart detailed as “full season fatigue” as reason for his fall off late last year
This year he experienced "full month fatigue" after April
"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.
Hey
Hart went yard 2 batters ago. Good for him
"That's not a weird stat. Rickie is a run-scorer," Yost said. "It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter," Yost told reporters. "See, you guys have no concept. He's a run-scorer. So there's nothing weird about it. That's what he does."
Quick Kendall update
currently batting .203
anyone still Kendall fans out there? If so, I have a Chad Moeller to sell you
"That's not a weird stat. Rickie is a run-scorer," Yost said. "It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter," Yost told reporters. "See, you guys have no concept. He's a run-scorer. So there's nothing weird about it. That's what he does."
which is bad
beause that is exactly what I’m asking for
"That's not a weird stat. Rickie is a run-scorer," Yost said. "It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter," Yost told reporters. "See, you guys have no concept. He's a run-scorer. So there's nothing weird about it. That's what he does."
Kendall = obscenity
"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.
at least he's not striking out
and if everyone close to the team seems to think hit “grit” and other help to the pitching staff are so important, who am I to disagree? We are outperforming expectations with pitching so far
by hamburgular17 on May 29, 2009 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, grounders to short have a much higher run value than strikeouts
"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.
that's a post-result analysis
you’d agree that a ground ball has a higher rate of success overall than a K?
yes in general
but grounders that make outs at short have as much value as a K
"That's not a weird stat. Rickie is a run-scorer," Yost said. "It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter," Yost told reporters. "See, you guys have no concept. He's a run-scorer. So there's nothing weird about it. That's what he does."
Well, a K is a post-result analysis also
Usually swinging hard enough that missing is actually possible has the side effect of, when you hit the ball, propelling it a non-trivial distance, unlike most of the balls Kendall hits.
"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.
I'm not a stats geek AT ALL (geek being a complimentary term)
but is there a stat that attempts to answer the question, is a ground ball overall more productive than a swinging strike? Can Bill James’ mathematics solve this puzzle?
hey
he’s batting slightly better than Uecker.
perhaps Kendall will be a popular radio broadcaster in 40 years, and we’ll love all the stories about how much he sucked as a player
by PagsBrewCrew on May 29, 2009 11:15 PM CDT up reply actions
I haven't sat by a bullpen containing both Coffey and Clung
but I can’t see how people confuse them. Coffey is much bigger than McClung
"my goodness"
by BrewHaHeather on May 29, 2009 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Which is impressive since McClung is a giant of a man
"That's not a weird stat. Rickie is a run-scorer," Yost said. "It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter," Yost told reporters. "See, you guys have no concept. He's a run-scorer. So there's nothing weird about it. That's what he does."
Counsell!
Superman!
"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.
I wrote in Mr Craig on my vote today
I don't hate Kendall like everybody else, I'm a non-conformist like that.
by Dikembe Meiztombo on May 29, 2009 9:05 PM CDT reply actions
cool
I’m glad I’m not just making Star Wars references to myself
"my goodness"
by BrewHaHeather on May 29, 2009 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions
You haven't come up with the Jedi Counsell as a nickname yet?
For shame.
by Brendanukkah on May 29, 2009 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Jedi Counsell
It has a ring to it, but I don’t want to picture him as an ineffective body taken down by a whiny teenager who hates sand
"Whiny teenager...body" "ineffective" "has a ring"
I mean, I’m failing to see how he’s not this already.
by Brendanukkah on May 29, 2009 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions
a ring made you a jedi?
i thought it just gave you the power of the schwartz
by sowingwildoats on May 29, 2009 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions
no...
it took me until about a week ago to come up with that i was proconsul
by PagsBrewCrew on May 29, 2009 11:20 PM CDT up reply actions
yeah... mentioning your fantasy team
not cool
"That's not a weird stat. Rickie is a run-scorer," Yost said. "It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter," Yost told reporters. "See, you guys have no concept. He's a run-scorer. So there's nothing weird about it. That's what he does."
even more uncool:
mentioning that you’re in 9th out of 10th place in your fantasy league.
by sowingwildoats on May 29, 2009 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions
I was gonna make a joke about it
but you went and got all grumpy on it
I don't hate Kendall like everybody else, I'm a non-conformist like that.
by Dikembe Meiztombo on May 29, 2009 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions
This is some high comedy right here
"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.
I don't know what it is
I’m drunk, but I get like serious and stuff…
"That's not a weird stat. Rickie is a run-scorer," Yost said. "It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter," Yost told reporters. "See, you guys have no concept. He's a run-scorer. So there's nothing weird about it. That's what he does."
Hello, ma'am
I don't hate Kendall like everybody else, I'm a non-conformist like that.
by Dikembe Meiztombo on May 29, 2009 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions
less comedy, more erotic
but i like your thinking.
by sowingwildoats on May 29, 2009 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions
This comment is useless without pictures
"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.
Link it
don’t post the picture
I don't hate Kendall like everybody else, I'm a non-conformist like that.
by Dikembe Meiztombo on May 29, 2009 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions
Do whatever the fuck you want
I’m done giving a shit.
"If lovin’ Braun is wrong, I want to be a repeat offender!"
RIP Nick Adenhart - Stop Drunk Driving
Oh, relax.
Remember when we used to have fun here?
Yeah, me too. Those were the days.
I don't hate Kendall like everybody else, I'm a non-conformist like that.
by Dikembe Meiztombo on May 29, 2009 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions
now that's great stuff right there
"That's not a weird stat. Rickie is a run-scorer," Yost said. "It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter," Yost told reporters. "See, you guys have no concept. He's a run-scorer. So there's nothing weird about it. That's what he does."
And the Big Espresso gets us out of another inning
"That's not a weird stat. Rickie is a run-scorer," Yost said. "It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter," Yost told reporters. "See, you guys have no concept. He's a run-scorer. So there's nothing weird about it. That's what he does."
trevor time!
also, on a side note. i used to go to the elementary school he just visited. i guess i was about 20 years too soon…
He may have left 20 years ago
But his changeup hasn’t gotten there yet.
"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.
incidentally trevor hoffman visited your school before
but it was about 40 years too soon for you.
by sowingwildoats on May 29, 2009 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions
I got your bell
We’re gonna take you to Hell!
by Brendanukkah on May 29, 2009 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions
Dusty:
why bring in one of your best hitters to PH and have him bunt? If he’s not healthy enough to play, why play him?
"my goodness"
Untuck 'Em!
I don't hate Kendall like everybody else, I'm a non-conformist like that.
by Dikembe Meiztombo on May 29, 2009 9:23 PM CDT reply actions
Please remove continued untuckage to...
"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.

































