BCB Fantasy League Update: 20/20

by Hyatt on May 31, 2009 8:40 PM CDT Comment 11 comments

In all things, we look back and see our teams, where they are, and why they are there. I do this on a daily basis. I will look at my team, and say F*CK YOU to that particular guy. Here are the guys i would like to give a hearty FU to on my team:

Scott Baker- F*CK YOU Scott Baker. You 2-6 MotherF*cker. I drafted you expecting at least a repeat, if not better. I mean, christ, you are 27, and have a good track record. But no, you decide to give me a f*cking 6.32 ERA. You've had 2 good starts all year. No matter how much Eric Karabell pimps you, I will no longer believe. I could've had closer, or Javy Vasquez, or a good fucking player. Instead, because of a f*cking autopick, I'm stuck with your ass. So F*ck You Scott Baker, I hope you get sodomized by a siphylis infested rhino.

Placido Polanco- F*ck You Placido Polanco. You worthless piece of crap. Another autopick atrocity, I have to put up with your 22 runs, and .255 average. You don't run, you don't hit homers, what kind of f*cked up sh*t is that? How are you even contributing to your team anyway? Why were you rated so highly to be there when the f*cking computer picked you? An empty .307 average last year? You are f*cking worthless. I am praying for you to be attacked by bees.

Jason Motte, Joe Blanton and Oliver Perez- F*ck You Jason Motte, Joe Blanton and Oliver Perez. The two of you totally screwed my 12th, 13th and 14th round. Granted, the 14th round is just terrible for all of us, but still, F*ck Perez. Motte and Perez have already lost their jobs, and Joe, you are going down soon. Jason, I hope you never get anywhere in Baseball and end up back in your hick town selling gasoline to your hick farmers who remember you and one of their dumb hick asses runs into the gas pump and causes a giant explosion leading to your disfigurement. Joe, I hope you eat so much that you become the first heart attack to competitive eating. And Oliver, just take your unrealized potential and get herpes.

Who would you like to tell F*ck You to on your team or from your draft? Feel Free. Here are the standings:

1	Rendezvous S...	143.5	-5
2	Oconnobe's O...	139.5	-1.5
3	Catalyst's C...	138	-0.5
4	The Scottis...	136.5	+0.5
5	Acheron's Br...	135.5	+0.5
6	Adam P's Her...	134	+7
7	Brewtown Bea...	126.5	+0
7	The Hoffmanc...	126.5	+6.5
9	Hyatt Likes...	113	-1
10	SabrIllitera...	110.5	-4
11	BrewCrew Shr...	107	-3
12	Mr. McGehee'...	106.5	-1
13	Noah Anti-Su...	106	-1.5
14	Grobbins' Gr...	98.5	+7
15	Cheese, Corn...	89.5	-0.5
16	Team Jaha's...	74.5	+0
17	Token Cubs Fan	62	+0.5
18	Dikembe's Bo...	56	+2.5
19	BrewerBlue87...	49	-2.5
20	Splitfinger...	47.5	-4

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Can I add Troy Percival to your list. It would be nice if he would decide if he wanted to retire or not so I can clear space on my DL

by Saberilliterate on May 31, 2009 9:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

you forgot the hope of disfigurement or disease

"That's not a weird stat. Rickie is a run-scorer," Yost said. "It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter," Yost told reporters. "See, you guys have no concept. He's a run-scorer. So there's nothing weird about it. That's what he does."

by Hyatt on Jun 1, 2009 7:03 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

This one's for you, Pat.

F*ck you Pat Burrell. 1 HR and 17 RBI’s, and currently residing on the DL? Instead of you I could have had Josh Johnson, Matt Garza, Heath Bell, or a plethora of better players.

I hope you get traded to the Cubs and never win a World Series again.

How far will this one fly?

by Rendezvous on Jun 1, 2009 6:53 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Holliday & Doumit...

Otherwise, I’m happy with my team.

Parking Lot Pimpin'

by CATALYST on Jun 1, 2009 8:22 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Not in this league but ditto on Holliday and add BJ Upton

by juggernaut400 on Jun 1, 2009 12:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

F*ck you Liriano and Jose Lopez

and a special F*ck you to Manny’s Fertility Doctor….

(Untucks Shirt)

by grobbins on Jun 1, 2009 10:58 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs

how could I forget Ortiz

I expected him to drop off a bit, but not what he is doing…..i would have dropped him in any other league

(Untucks Shirt)

by grobbins on Jun 1, 2009 11:01 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

My 10-teamer...

Liriano, Ervin Santana, Ortiz, Atkins… All on the WW…

Parking Lot Pimpin'

by CATALYST on Jun 1, 2009 3:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Ahem

Dice K

Chien Ming Wang

Kazmir

Mike Aviles

Dioner Navarro

FUCK YOU

I don't hate Kendall like everybody else, I'm a non-conformist like that.

by Dikembe Meiztombo on Jun 1, 2009 3:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Well, I certainly expected better out of Kendrick, but I’ve been able to manage without him much.

by Acheron on Jun 1, 2009 5:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

I know I already cut him.

But I’ll say fuck you Carlos Gomez, my one drafted base stealing threat.

Also; Troy Tulowitski. You better start recreating your 2007 season soon!

:) + Suppan = :'(

by NoahJ on Jun 1, 2009 9:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

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