BCB Fantasy League Update: 20/20

In all things, we look back and see our teams, where they are, and why they are there.  I do this on a daily basis.  I will look at my team, and say F*CK YOU to that particular guy.  Here are the guys i would like to give a hearty FU to on my team:

Scott Baker- F*CK YOU Scott Baker.  You 2-6 MotherF*cker.  I drafted you expecting at least a repeat, if not better.  I mean, christ, you are 27, and have a good track record.  But no, you decide to give me a f*cking 6.32 ERA.  You've had 2 good starts all year.  No matter how much Eric Karabell pimps you, I will no longer believe.  I could've had closer, or Javy Vasquez, or a good fucking player.  Instead, because of a f*cking autopick, I'm stuck with your ass.  So F*ck You Scott Baker, I hope you get sodomized by a siphylis infested rhino.

Placido Polanco- F*ck You Placido Polanco.  You worthless piece of crap.  Another autopick atrocity, I have to put up with your 22 runs, and .255 average.  You don't run, you don't hit homers, what kind of f*cked up sh*t is that?  How are you even contributing to your team anyway?  Why were you rated so highly to be there when the f*cking computer picked you?  An empty .307 average last year?  You are f*cking worthless.  I am praying for you to be attacked by bees.

Jason Motte, Joe Blanton and Oliver Perez- F*ck You Jason Motte, Joe Blanton and Oliver Perez.  The two of you totally screwed my 12th, 13th and 14th round.  Granted, the 14th round is just terrible for all of us, but still, F*ck Perez.  Motte and Perez have already lost their jobs, and Joe, you are going down soon.  Jason, I hope you never get anywhere in Baseball and end up back in your hick town selling gasoline to your hick farmers who remember you and one of their dumb hick asses runs into the gas pump and causes a giant explosion leading to your disfigurement.  Joe, I hope you eat so much that you become the first heart attack to competitive eating.  And Oliver, just take your unrealized potential and get herpes.

Who would you like to tell F*ck You to on your team or from your draft?  Feel Free.  Here are the standings: