Braun Launches RB8 Wood Bat Line
When you make shirts that look like this, is it really a good idea to also sell easy-to-swing blunt objects?
No word on if the bats come with a ReB8. A quote, though:
"It's an instrument," Holman said. "To Ryan, it's not just a stick."
The official website comes with this infomercial-worthy line: "Plus, it's the only bat designed by Ryan Braun so you know it was made to perform."
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So then, this means
that for $XX, I can get Braun’s wood? This is like heaven right here.
"If lovin’ Braun is wrong, I want to be a repeat offender!"
RIP Nick Adenhart - Stop Drunk Driving
by kirbir on Jun 13, 2009 10:13 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
OMG that is funny and sick on so many levels
Let me spell it for you Cub fans O N E H U N D R E D A N D O N E Y E A R S
Now you can play with Ryan’s stick… it really is a dream come true for you isn’t it?
by Saberilliterate on Jun 16, 2009 3:52 PM CDT up reply actions
It's a lot less douchey than his other products
cool logo too
"That's not a weird stat. Rickie is a run-scorer," Yost said. "It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter," Yost told reporters. "See, you guys have no concept. He's a run-scorer. So there's nothing weird about it. That's what he does."
True
but it was a pretty low bar to clear.
"He had some firsts," said Brewers manager Ken Macha. "His first homer, his first Major League start, his first error and my first gray hair."
considering the other bar was below ground
Now it makes sense why he had the party at decibul
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