Braun Launches RB8 Wood Bat Line

When you make shirts that look like this, is it really a good idea to also sell easy-to-swing blunt objects?

No word on if the bats come with a ReB8. A quote, though:

"It's an instrument," Holman said. "To Ryan, it's not just a stick."

The official website comes with this infomercial-worthy line: "Plus, it's the only bat designed by Ryan Braun so you know it was made to perform."

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So then, this means

that for $XX, I can get Braun’s wood? This is like heaven right here.

"If lovin’ Braun is wrong, I want to be a repeat offender!"

RIP Nick Adenhart - Stop Drunk Driving

by kirbir on Jun 13, 2009 10:13 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs

It might be $XXX

Obscure baseball records and more at my blog, Recondite Baseball.

by TheJay on Jun 13, 2009 10:20 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Yeayer!

"If lovin’ Braun is wrong, I want to be a repeat offender!"

RIP Nick Adenhart - Stop Drunk Driving

by kirbir on Jun 13, 2009 12:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

OMG that is funny and sick on so many levels

Let me spell it for you Cub fans O N E H U N D R E D A N D O N E Y E A R S

by WSB Chris on Jun 13, 2009 12:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Now you can play with Ryan’s stick… it really is a dream come true for you isn’t it?

by Saberilliterate on Jun 16, 2009 3:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

It's a lot less douchey than his other products

cool logo too

"That's not a weird stat. Rickie is a run-scorer," Yost said. "It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter," Yost told reporters. "See, you guys have no concept. He's a run-scorer. So there's nothing weird about it. That's what he does."

by Hyatt on Jun 13, 2009 1:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

True

but it was a pretty low bar to clear.

"He had some firsts," said Brewers manager Ken Macha. "His first homer, his first Major League start, his first error and my first gray hair."

by molitorfan on Jun 13, 2009 5:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

considering the other bar was below ground

Now it makes sense why he had the party at decibul

Cards Announcers On Gamel's First Career HR, ""That’s all they need is another home run hitter".

by tcyoung on Jun 15, 2009 12:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

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