hard to do comedic timing, nonetheless in a fanpost.

A buddy of mine had gone to prom every year, b/c he had a girlfriend every year except for his senior year. I was a Frosh in college at the time, and I got one of my female friends to go with him, and he returned the favor by providing me a date. It was an alright time. She paid for just about everything, despite my offerings (it seemed like she was just happy to have a date, though I can’t speak on that for sure). She was a nice enough girl, so I decided to return the favor.

I took her out on a date and we went to applebees. We talked a lot, but something didn’t seem quite right. it seemed like everyone, from the hostess to the wait staff would swing by and say hi. I was thouroughly confused. She even ordered weird by saying “the Usual.” It was odd, but she seemed really popular, so I didn’t think much of it. I dropped her off at her place, and went home. The next day, I ran this by my buddy, and he explained, “Dude, that’s cuz she works there.”

Lesson: Find out where the chick you are taking out works so you don’t TAKE HER THERE on your 1st date.

Post-script- I never went out with her again, because I was a dumbass.