This is corporal Pete. I don't know what happened to the officers. And this fanpost might be targeted by an enemy drone. All I know is there is a ballgame about to begin and we need to do battle. I do have good news for the troops. The enemy Giants won't be sending their warrior Lincecum against us, instead, it'll be a reserve soldier. We're going against the once great Zito tonight and he has shown some of his old moxy, but the boys should handle him. Let's go!