First FanPost. So it may be messy!
Bill Hall. You stole our hearts in 2006. 35 Jacks, 85 RBI, 270 Avg!!! We fell in love! Your sorcery, though, blinded us into signing you to a back breaker deal. Bill Hall Love Potion worked, but it was dispelled later by your 2007-2009 run.
Brewer fans even immortalized you in Chuck Norris fashion
You stuck out like you stuck us out of your love.
(The Blue message says The 2009 Milwaukee Brewers present you, Bill Hall!)
We experimented with you at different positions.
Finally the camel's back broke.
The day, that will be forever known as Black Wednesday, has come for you to move on. You will be missed Bill E. The Mother's Day Homers will be missed. The 0 for 4 with 3k's will be missed. You were the only player who had a separate crew assigned to clean up the Skoal Sea in the dugout.
I hope you figure things out Mr. Hall.