Imagine you're DM, and given that you've just demoted JJ Hardy, DFA'd Bill Hall, and are otherwise stuck with a lackluster starting rotation, things are looking grim for the rest of the season.  Within reason, and given the current market of FA's and tradepool, how do you see the 2010 opening day lineup appearing?


In my defense, I don't have the money considerations the real 'Stache does.

Stop me if you've heard this one before:

C:   Mike Rivera

1B: Prince Fielder

2B: Rickie Weeks

SS: Alcides Escobar

3B: Casey McGehee

LF: Corey Hart

CF: Jason Bourgeois

RF: Ryan Braun

I won't even get into pitching because that is far too nebulous.  I would be willing to give up Mat Gamel and a PTBNL for Tim Matt Cain, though.