William Shakespeare, the Journal-Sentinal and You
With Witrado entering a whole new realm of unprofessionalism, serving as an eyewitness to things he hasn't seen, and the calls for his replacement that are echoing around the world wide intertubes(or at the very least the Wisconsin wide intertubes), I ask you to vote on how the JS could possible replace the stylings of Anthony Witrado. Sadly, the monkey used to help Yost manage last season has been hired away by the Nationals so he's not an option.
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Can someone help an idiot out?
How does one go about opening the poll?
by Getting Yosted on Aug 6, 2009 1:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Teh worl judg me wrongz!
Hai, I wuz reeding on the intertoobs too! And I were amazed peoples no liking my writings.
I spok wiht Tom about fan backslashes, and he sed something about taking hikes. Wunder why he always give me such right field suggstens lol!
But srs, i wuz therr, and i trieded my bests! If u wan an omelete, ou’ve gotta break som eggs! Eye hope that clers the rumblings of the peoples lawng enouff so i can keep job :)
Also, as a note on side, i’m writin thiss from Chaves’ Revinue, and therr appears to be Milwaukee Braves fanz hurr tonight! I bet that means somethin like a trowback game! I’m glads I wore my Goldn Stat Warriur retro tonite to fit right ins :D
Anthony WItrado
PensBurgh penalty - Lavender - 2 Minutes for Excessive Stanley Cup Raising.
by Lavender on Aug 6, 2009 4:05 PM CDT reply actions 7 recs
you've had better
but i’ll still rec every time.
"That's not a weird stat. Rickie is a run-scorer," Yost said. "It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter," Yost told reporters. "See, you guys have no concept. He's a run-scorer. So there's nothing weird about it. That's what he does."
by Hyatt on Aug 6, 2009 6:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Two Witrado-isms in two days, not the best idea ever, if I’m honest…but hey, the context demanded it!
Still, I wish something can be said on his behalf for completely lying and trowing Prince and the team he covers under the bus. I appreciate that he can add a negative view, per the link in today’s Mug about him, but when that’s all you’re kind of getting in terms of his analytical reporting it becomes a monumental headache.
PensBurgh penalty - Lavender - 2 Minutes for Excessive Stanley Cup Raising.
by Lavender on Aug 6, 2009 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Depends on the monkey(s) in question
One good rally monkey is better than 1 million regular monkeys.
by Brew Angel on Aug 6, 2009 4:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
rec'd
because I haven’t laughed so hard for a long time….thanks!
by Oakland Brewer Fan on Aug 6, 2009 11:13 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

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