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Doug Melvin, de-mustachioed?


I'm pretty sure this isn't a recent picture, but I thought it was pretty funny that the Brewers' homepage today featured a big picture of Doug Melvin sans mustache while simultaneously advertising the game at which they'll be handing out a mustachioed Melvin bobble.

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Not sure about the rest of you, but I'd never seen "The Mustache" without the lip warmer. Not only did I not recognize him, but I was fairly certain he was actor Mark Harmon (looking conspicuously like Melvin here.)

As someone who has advocated for this bobble to feature a "real" hair mustache (you'll remember when the title of this site referenced "real Canadian hair mustaches,") I find the above picture deeply disturbing and highly sacrilegious.

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I AM OUTRAGED

"I'll be glad to have Ryan help if he wants to. I'll give him a badge and he can be my deputy."
-Sheriff Melvin

by sowingwildoats on Sep 10, 2009 10:35 PM CDT reply actions  

As Lydon Johnson once said,

“If I’ve lost the mustache I’ve lost middle America.”

battlekow: Bill is having an oppo-gasm

by Michael M on Sep 10, 2009 10:43 PM CDT reply actions  

f*cking sbnation is broken

i see the mods/contributors list over the top of the story and can’t get the thing to go away.

by PagsBrewCrew on Sep 11, 2009 6:40 AM CDT reply actions  

They made a mistake and ordered 20,000 bobbles without a mustache, so Doug Melvin took one for the team and just shaved his off.

by drezdn on Sep 11, 2009 8:17 AM CDT reply actions   1 recs

a Mr. Potato head theme?

after this past off-season with his pitching moves, I think it fits.

"That's not a weird stat. Rickie is a run-scorer," Yost said. "It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter," Yost told reporters. "See, you guys have no concept. He's a run-scorer. So there's nothing weird about it. That's what he does."

by Hyatt on Sep 11, 2009 8:38 AM CDT up reply actions  

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