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UPDATE (2): Power Ranks Up and THURSDAY GAME. Plus my Ethical Dilemma. It's your BCB Fantasy Football Week 10 review

Why is it that I can only have one team in this league system succeed each week?  Seriously, one week, the Oilers take a dump, the next it's LT's.  I have some hate to hand out (with comparisons to sh*tty bands), then I'll get to the up in the airs and team of the week race.

James Sandrers: All weekend, I was agonizing on whether to start Hines Ward, Mike Thomas, or Santana Moss.  I chose Ward because I've seen your Pats D get ripped by receivers, and I like how Ben is rolling.  Well you come out and throw an illegal, dirty as f*ck hit on Ward and knock his ass out of the game in the first quarter.  You massholes can take your f*cking Kodiak dipping, Busch Lite drinking, OAR Listening, girlfriend slapping asses and be sodomized by a bear.  Seriously, your fans don't even take you seriously.  You are officially the Celtic Nation Football Red Sox in their eyes.  No one cares about you, and once you go into the inevitable downward spiral that is the cyclical nature of the NFL, you will be forgotten just like you were before. 

John Carlson: I was forced to start you again due to lack of better options on the waiver wire, and you go out and don't DO F*CKING SH*T!  YOU ARE THE F*CKING NICKLEBACK OF TIGHT ENDS.  NO ONE LIKES YOU, AND YOU WON'T EVEN BE ABLE TO GET AN OVERWEIGHT, PAST HER PRIME POP STAR WHEN YOUR CAREER IS OVER, SO STOP DREAMING OF KE$HA IN 8 YEARS, IT'S NOT F*CKING GOING TO HAPPEN!!!

Devone Bess: I was touting you as little as 2 weeks ago since you have a great ability to get in the end zone.  Well you are now the Savage Garden of WR.  Seriously, I had a choice between you, Welker, and Breaston, and you shat the f*cking bed.  I hope you enjoy the waiver wire *ssh*le. 

On to the games up in the air.  The Haynesworths need 6 more points from Maclin than Mccoy gets for Vick in a Box.  I need 35 points from Vick to overtake the Breastonplants and Gram Gano.  In league 2, Cincy's needs a huge game from McCoy to catch the Drank, and the Post Prom Party needs 6 more points from Celek and Akers than Najeh's gets from Maclin for the win. 

In the team of the week race, the Crocs lead the way with 128 points, but the Shotgun Offense has S Moss and Gano and needs 19.  Long shots to catch the Crocs are the Breastonplants, Backfield Penetration, Cincy's, and Dez.  Strong weeks were put up from the Drank at 120, and the Oilers at 106. 

Place your Hate below.

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UPDATE: Holy F*cking Sh*t.  Because of a historic game by Michael Vick, Rendezvous' Party Favres and my LT's After School Special pulled off monumental comebacks over the Breastonplants (sorry, forgot your handle on here) and NoahJ's Shotgun offense.  This game was the greatest game by a QB since the AFL/NFL Merger, and the 3rd greatest in history (according to Football Outsiders' Bill Barnwell).  

This raises an ethical dilemma for me personally.  Now I'm not going to debate the extent of evil of Vick's crimes.  That's been done to death and does not need to be rehashed here.  I am personally of the opinion that what he did was beyond despicable.  However, as a lover of sports, I feel that my hatred toward him for what he has done is limiting my enjoyment of his amazing on field accomplishments.  I could not fully appreciate his performance out there tonight without looking at my pet pit bull Spencer that I rescued 3 years ago and looking back at the tv in disgust.  

Is anyone else out there feeling this?  And if so, how are you dealing?  

Continue the hate towards yours or other teams players below (great stuff Noah), and I'll have power ranks tomorrow.  

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UPDATE (2): Power Ranks are below.  Congrats to Meiz's Crocs for winning Team of the week and narrowing the Oooz's lead down to 7.5 Power Points.  there are 3 Games left in the season, and this week, The Oooz, the Crocs, and Kuhnt clinched playoff spots.  In league 1, 9 teams are in contention for a playoff spot with 2 already clinched, even the hard luck Hayensworths, who have scored the most points total the past 4 weeks (averaging 110.5, never below 103), and have 2 wins in those weeks to show for their efforts.  LT's after School Special can clinch with a win next week, leaving 10 teams vying for 3 spots.  Very exciting.  Again in league 2, 10 teams are in playoff contention, with 8 teams at either 5-5 or 4-6.  Sacking Joe Morgan can clinch with a win next week, and that will leave 4 spots for those remaining 8 teams.  Current Playoff Seedings for each league are:

League 1: 1) Crocs 2) Kuhnt 3) LT's 4) Vick 5) Breastonplants 6) Crime Machine

League 2: 1) Oooz 2) SJM 3) Cincys 4) Henrys 5) Bowes 6) McNairs

Enjoy the rankings, and enjoy talking up the hate.  Feel free to comment on my ehtical dilema above.  I'll have a preview up tomorrow because of the THURSDAY GAME AGAIN THIS WEEK.  So if you want to play or bench your dolphins or Bears, be sure to do so by THURSDAY.  Playoff Teams in Bold.

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Rank Team Name Week 10 Total Points Wins Wk 10 Power Total Power Points
1 Big Ben's Pre-Spoog Oooz 90 1118 9 11 180.5
2 Rock out with your Crocs out 128 1031 8 23 173
3 Cinci's Work Release Program 111 944 5 18 150.5
4 Lawrence Taylor's After School Special 118 1010 7 21 150
5 Stop Being Such a Kuhnt 84 909 8 9 141
6 It's my Vick in a box 109 913 6 17 135.5
7 Chris Henry's Moving Truck 52 909 5 2 132.5
8 Somewhere Over Dewayne Bowe 67 890 5 4 130
9 Steve Breastonplants 99 887 6 13.5 127.5
10 Gulf Coast Oilers 106 873 4 16 120
11 Mark Chamura's Hot Tub Crime Machine 42 835 5 0 116.5
12 Steve McNair's Shotgun Offence 116 860 5 19.5 116
13 Dez My Momma's Corner 94 815 4 12 114.5
14 Najeh's Closet 71 800 4 6 104.5
15 Backfield Penetration 99 824 4 13.5 101.5
16 The Wheezing Haynesworths 103 834 3 15 100.5
17 Party Favres 116 794 5 19.5 99
18 Charlie's Got Wood, Son! 72 793 4 7 99
19 Purple Drank Makes Me Jolly 120 792 5 22 96
20 Mark Chamura's Post Prom Party 64 774 2 3 96
21 PATs what she said 77 771 4 8 90
22 Ed Werder's Chapstick 85 752 4 10 77.5
23 Sacking Joe Morgan 69 727 7 5 77
24 Addai in Your Sleep 51 589 1 1 31.5
Average Score 89.291667 851.8333333
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