A Musical Interlude: My Pavano

Worth noting: This isn't actually an endorsement of any plan that involves signing Pavano. Just a song I've managed to get stuck in my head.

With apologies to The Knack and, well, everyone else.

Oh, we need a number one, a number one.
But I guess we'll settle for MY PAVANO!
Hoping to prevent some runs, prevent some runs.
That's all we are asking of MY PAVANO!

Free agents want a bag of cash
Big and plump
And when they finally get to town
They take a dump
But that's about to change with my, my, my my my woo!

M-M-M-MY PAVANO!

Oh, you're changeup's pretty good, pretty good
Comes close to the plate and then DIES, PAVANO!
But your fastball's kinda weak, kinda weak
Keep it down, away from their EYES, PAVANO!

No one on the market
Fits the plans
But everyone knows we have to move
For the fans
So I guess I'll go with my, my, my my my my woo!

M-M-M-MY PAVANO!
M-M-M-MY PAVANO!

You're coming to Milwaukee, the Cream City
Probably just a matter of TIME, PAVANO!
And you know you'd be the first, be the first
If you're really worth every DIME, PAVANO!

Free agents want a bag of cash
Big and plump
And when they finally get to town
They take a dump
But that's about to change with my, my, my my my woo!

My, my, my my my woo!
M-M-M-MY PAVANO!
M-M-M-MY PAVANO!
M-M-M-MY PAVANO!
M-M-M-MY PAVANO!

Uhhhh............Uhhhh........
MY PAVANO!

Uhhhh............Uhhhh........
MY PAVANO!

Uhhhh............Uhhhh........
MY PAVANO!

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