Baba O'Riley by The Who
Stupid Jeff Suppan, I used to really like that song
My wife once asked me, after a particularly terrible start by Suppan which I view as leading DIRECTLY to a rather "beer-y" post-game which then led to me lamenting our shared name, why I don't just go by something else. Unable to resist a direct quote from Office Space:
"No way, why should I change? He's the one who sucks!"