I'll start:

Baba O'Riley by The Who

Stupid Jeff Suppan, I used to really like that song

My wife once asked me, after a particularly terrible start by Suppan which I view as leading DIRECTLY to a rather "beer-y" post-game which then led to me lamenting our shared name, why I don't just go by something else.  Unable to resist a direct quote from Office Space:

"No way, why should I change?  He's the one who sucks!"