My Spring Training
by brewtownsports on Mar 2, 2010 8:14 AM CST
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PrintI can't believe that That 2010 Baseball season is right around the corner. With that in mind, we as fans have to get ready just like the players. Here is a list of 5 things to do to get ready.
1. Check the Grill and make sure that it works.
2.Call your meat man and ask are you ready.
3.Check with your beer guy and ask are your ready
4.Check with your wife and ask are you ready
5.Ask your self are you ready
You also should check to make sure that radio and television are set to the correct Stations so you can listen to your Favorite team. Have fun this summer and root for your Baseball team and remember to listen and download the show at http://brewtownsports.podomatic.com
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This is clearly spam.
Cards Announcers On Gamel's First Career HR, "That’s all they need is another home run hitter".
Is that what the meat man told you?
by theBrouhaha on Mar 2, 2010 3:08 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
I see what you did there
"If we want to sign a Type A free agent, we would lose a second-round pick, but we don't have a way to get picks back. Our whole Draft process needs to be redone."
~Doug Melvin
by Charlie Marlow on Mar 2, 2010 3:31 PM CST up reply actions
And why are random words capitalized?
Grill, stations, favorite, and baseball. None come at the beginning of a sentence. None are proper nouns. It’s clobberin’ time.
If you have a spastic shift key, sometimes it goes off right after a space, for no apparent reason.
Shruggity
Who the hell has a meat man?
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by Fatter than Joey on Mar 2, 2010 5:08 PM CST reply actions
He knows the difference between real meat and spam.
Cards Announcers On Gamel's First Career HR, "That’s all they need is another home run hitter".
by tcyoung on Mar 2, 2010 5:15 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
You call him sweety?
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by Fatter than Joey on Mar 2, 2010 5:33 PM CST up reply actions
Thanks
I tried for a couple minutes to come up with a gay joke that wouldn’t be too offensive and couldn’t come up with something. Well done.
This spring training checklist has made me laugh after a long day at work. Well done random spammer.
Get a ife broseph
I should have said
“You call him Dickeybangbang?”
Wish i could have that pitch back.
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by Fatter than Joey on Mar 2, 2010 5:54 PM CST up reply actions
Are you saying
that you don’t have a bacon man? I thought you were all about bacon.
Also: Is “That 2010 Baseball” supposed to be akin to That 70s show?
You've got a couple screws missin' up in your toolbox, if you think that you'll stop this man from hittin' moonshots.
I am not Alice from the Brady Bunch.... I don't have a meat man
I do love bacon…. a lot….
I remember watching a Jerry Lee Lewis special on HBO back in the 70s, and he did a song called “I’m your meat man”… Even then I knew it wasn’t about bacon.
I wonder if this is on youtube.
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by Fatter than Joey on Mar 2, 2010 8:55 PM CST up reply actions
Close enough.
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by Fatter than Joey on Mar 2, 2010 9:10 PM CST up reply actions
My favorite butcher
at least butcher shop would be Maplewood Meats up in Green Bay. There have been times in the past that I would make the drive from Milwaukee to Green Bay just to stop at Maplewood and get some really good cuts of meat for a weekend bbq.
by Saberilliterate on Mar 3, 2010 5:48 AM CST up reply actions
Inspired by Random Spammer and David Byrne...
You may find yourself living without a meat man
You may find yourself drinking another cold beer
You may find yourself behind a large working gas grill
You may find yourself in Miller Park, with Matt Treanor’s wife
You may ask yourself: well… how did I get here?
You may ask yourself
How do I work this gas grill?
You may ask yourself
Where is that large meat man named bill?
You may tell yourself
This is not my Miller Park!
You may tell yourself
I’m not leaving Matt Treanor’s wife!
Same as it ever was… Same as it ever was…
Same as it ever was… Same as it ever was…
Same as it ever was… Same as it ever was…
Same as it ever was… Same as it ever was…
My God, what have I done?
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by Fatter than Joey on Mar 2, 2010 6:09 PM CST reply actions 11 recs
Well done!
"If we want to sign a Type A free agent, we would lose a second-round pick, but we don't have a way to get picks back. Our whole Draft process needs to be redone."
~Doug Melvin
by Charlie Marlow on Mar 2, 2010 7:11 PM CST up reply actions
Since you all love them so much....
Applying Simpsons and Star Wars quotes to Brewers discussions since 2009.
This is the first time I've ever said this about a Muppet video
But I definitely prefer the original song.
That's all I've got for you today, unless you're interested in some Chris Capuano/Tom Haudricourt Fan Fiction.
Yeah -- That wasn't Kermit's best effort
I tried to find the original video to Once in a Lifetime, for the young people here that don’t know about the Talking Heads, but I couldn’t find it….
This is close enough I guess…
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by Fatter than Joey on Mar 3, 2010 8:36 AM CST up reply actions
sometimes a little spam isn't the worst thing
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by Fatter than Joey on Mar 3, 2010 2:03 PM CST up reply actions
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