Why not think about Fantasy Football when your Ace gets pulled IN the 3rd *UPDATE W/ DEADLINE & POLL**
THE DEADLINE TO SIGN UP WILL BE THIS SUNDAY AUGUST 1ST
Hey guys. It's been a busy year, and being that the Brewers are providing about as much enjoyment as an anal fissure, we might as well take a minute to discuss interest in an off-season diversion. I'd like to know who'd be interested in some more BCB Fantasy Football.
We'd run the league(s) through ESPN because 1) their interface is very good, 2) you can do unlimited leauges on there and 3) they are free. Let me know if you are interested, and we'll start up a league or 2 or 5. I think i've got this baby thing down to where I can commish. So fire off some replys.
Last year's rule of tasteless or funny team names still applies. The laugh test is my wife. If she doesn't have a reaction, then you'll be sent back.
Examples from last year's league:
Rashaan Salaam Aleykum
Ku Klux Klay Mathews
Plaxie's Got a Gun
Let Me See Your TDs
Great stuff. Let's see what you got.
_____________________________________________UPDATE______________________________________
Here's who is in so far along with approved team name
Hyatt (Lawrence Taylor's After School Special)
JEO (Purple Drank Makes Me Jolly)
Michael M (Charlie's Got Wood Son)
NoahJ (Steve McNair's Shotgun Offence)
Nullacct (PATs What She Said)
Rendezvous (Party Favres *shut up, I like it)
MadTown Tim (Takin it in the ball bag *waiting on wife review)
Dikembe Meiztumbo (nothing submitted, but clear winner last year)
Masondollo (not approved yet)
Brew Town Boozer (not approved yet)
Fatter than Joey (Najeh's Closet)
Zorakathura (Mark Chamura's Hot Tub Crime Machine *leader in the clubhouse)
Prentice (not approved yet)
cwolf (Let's Get a Tebortion)
drezdn (Chris Henry's Moving Truck)
tcyoung (nothing submitted)
BigDogg2002 (nothing submitted)
Cheezeconqueso (It's my Vick in a box)
roguejim (nothing submitted)
dickie_thon (Steve Breastonplants)
Nicole Haase (Somwhere Over DeWayne Bowe)
Jarlbartar (Backfield Penetration)
That makes 20 teams, the idea is to have a couple leagues and then do power rankings for the best teams. In order for this to happen, I'd need 3 more teams for two leagues of 12 (I'd commish both) or another commish for the other league. Or if 8 more people come on board, I can commish 3 leagues, or 10 more with 2 more commishs.
Lets get more teams!!!
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Purple Drank makes me Jolly
by Jeo on Jul 22, 2010 9:25 AM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
I think there's 20 charwcter limit
but you are definitlely in the right mindset
"That's not a weird stat. Rickie is a run-scorer," Yost said. "It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter," Yost told reporters. "See, you guys have no concept. He's a run-scorer. So there's nothing weird about it. That's what he does."
correction, it fits
approved
"That's not a weird stat. Rickie is a run-scorer," Yost said. "It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter," Yost told reporters. "See, you guys have no concept. He's a run-scorer. So there's nothing weird about it. That's what he does."
i'd like in
Charle’s Got Wood Son
I was disappointed with the lack of hookers but the pancakes were delightful
keep working
"That's not a weird stat. Rickie is a run-scorer," Yost said. "It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter," Yost told reporters. "See, you guys have no concept. He's a run-scorer. So there's nothing weird about it. That's what he does."
Good lord...
I suppose the best is PATs what she said, but any Bermanisms could get you beaten
"That's not a weird stat. Rickie is a run-scorer," Yost said. "It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter," Yost told reporters. "See, you guys have no concept. He's a run-scorer. So there's nothing weird about it. That's what he does."
PATs what she said
wife approved, you’re good
"That's not a weird stat. Rickie is a run-scorer," Yost said. "It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter," Yost told reporters. "See, you guys have no concept. He's a run-scorer. So there's nothing weird about it. That's what he does."
Game on.
I wish I Take My Coffee Blackmon or The LeRoy Butler Did It would fit. And if only Barbre Shop Quartet was a good player.
Party Favres.
"We’re gonna gather our nuts, and find out what the squirrels… we’ll be right back." - Brian Anderson
I like it
approved
"That's not a weird stat. Rickie is a run-scorer," Yost said. "It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter," Yost told reporters. "See, you guys have no concept. He's a run-scorer. So there's nothing weird about it. That's what he does."
I'm in
will also come up with an “appropriate” name later
"The Milwaukee Brewers' line score is starting to resemble an international phone number" - Pittsburgh Pirates Radio during 20-0 shutout - 4-22-10
Yeah, yeah, yeah
You know I’m in. Gotta improve on 2nd place.
Yeah, well, sometimes I drink.
by Dikembe Meiztombo on Jul 22, 2010 1:42 PM CDT reply actions
I'm down
and will come up with a team name later.
needs to be more tasteless/funny
just punning won’t cut ut
"That's not a weird stat. Rickie is a run-scorer," Yost said. "It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter," Yost told reporters. "See, you guys have no concept. He's a run-scorer. So there's nothing weird about it. That's what he does."
There would be nothing there
I’ll clear it with the wife, but she’ll probably tell you go with something more ’lean related
"That's not a weird stat. Rickie is a run-scorer," Yost said. "It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter," Yost told reporters. "See, you guys have no concept. He's a run-scorer. So there's nothing weird about it. That's what he does."
ok,
it’s good w/ Jamarcus all you can eat bustfet
"That's not a weird stat. Rickie is a run-scorer," Yost said. "It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter," Yost told reporters. "See, you guys have no concept. He's a run-scorer. So there's nothing weird about it. That's what he does."
ehh....
keep working it
"That's not a weird stat. Rickie is a run-scorer," Yost said. "It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter," Yost told reporters. "See, you guys have no concept. He's a run-scorer. So there's nothing weird about it. That's what he does."
IfEdWerder’schapstickhadlips?
Deannasguide2survival+profit?
Kareem Abdul Jabbar Gaffney?
by Brew Town Boozer on Jul 31, 2010 1:58 PM CDT up reply actions
weder works
approved
"That's not a weird stat. Rickie is a run-scorer," Yost said. "It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter," Yost told reporters. "See, you guys have no concept. He's a run-scorer. So there's nothing weird about it. That's what he does."
My fantasy teams are always named "Najeh's Closet"
Taking shallowness to new depths -- FtJ's blog
by Fatter than Joey on Jul 22, 2010 5:22 PM CDT reply actions
he's been out of football for a year
gonna need a ruling
"That's not a weird stat. Rickie is a run-scorer," Yost said. "It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter," Yost told reporters. "See, you guys have no concept. He's a run-scorer. So there's nothing weird about it. That's what he does."
In Case you have an issue with the Chmura one being approved
It’s got a pop culture reference less than a year old. It’s ok.
"That's not a weird stat. Rickie is a run-scorer," Yost said. "It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter," Yost told reporters. "See, you guys have no concept. He's a run-scorer. So there's nothing weird about it. That's what he does."
After Review
all good. Welcome to the league
"That's not a weird stat. Rickie is a run-scorer," Yost said. "It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter," Yost told reporters. "See, you guys have no concept. He's a run-scorer. So there's nothing weird about it. That's what he does."
Thank You.
I have always felt, taking a massive dump in your Ex’s closet is timeless.
Taking shallowness to new depths -- FtJ's blog
by Fatter than Joey on Aug 6, 2010 7:46 AM CDT up reply actions
hey
let’s not criticize the guy- at least he aimed for the laundry basket.
"I've been banging a lot of bratwurst lately".
Uecker during the 8th inning of his first game back
I would like to play
I hope I get spain with my pick
by Bigdogg2002 on Jul 22, 2010 5:23 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
I'll play again
“It’s my Vick in a box”
by CheezeconQueso on Jul 22, 2010 5:24 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
Nicely done.
What begins in fear usually ends in folly.
by Ted Simmons Speed Camp on Jul 22, 2010 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions
tops so far
well done
"That's not a weird stat. Rickie is a run-scorer," Yost said. "It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter," Yost told reporters. "See, you guys have no concept. He's a run-scorer. So there's nothing weird about it. That's what he does."
Thanks
trying to keep the musical theme from last year’s team
by CheezeconQueso on Jul 23, 2010 2:34 PM CDT up reply actions
online live draft
"That's not a weird stat. Rickie is a run-scorer," Yost said. "It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter," Yost told reporters. "See, you guys have no concept. He's a run-scorer. So there's nothing weird about it. That's what he does."
It's been a few years
But count me in.
"I will agree that the attitude [at BCB] is ridiculous and they have done so much to instigate animosity and then block us from responding. Real mature!"
How about
Bro Montana and the Wonderbros
"If we want to sign a Type A free agent, we would lose a second-round pick, but we don't have a way to get picks back. Our whole Draft process needs to be redone."
~Doug Melvin
by Charlie Marlow on Jul 22, 2010 11:03 PM CDT reply actions
work in something about icing
and you’re on your way
"That's not a weird stat. Rickie is a run-scorer," Yost said. "It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter," Yost told reporters. "See, you guys have no concept. He's a run-scorer. So there's nothing weird about it. That's what he does."
Rule regarding team name length:
TEAM NAME
You can edit your team name by clicking on the Edit Team Name link on your team’s subnav. Both parts of your team name (Location and Nickname) have a maximum character length of 15, and there is no unique team name restraints (so more than one team in a league could have the same name). On this page you can also edit your team’s 4-character abbreviation. Since several pages in the game only use the abbreviation part of the name, we recommend you use one that can stand alone for these situations. For display purposes, it is also recommended that you keep your team name as short as possible, so that tables don’t wrap.
So, basically, you get 30 characters.
"The Milwaukee Brewers' line score is starting to resemble an international phone number" - Pittsburgh Pirates Radio during 20-0 shutout - 4-22-10
this is why bcb is awesome
30 charecters split in the middle
"That's not a weird stat. Rickie is a run-scorer," Yost said. "It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter," Yost told reporters. "See, you guys have no concept. He's a run-scorer. So there's nothing weird about it. That's what he does."
Team Name
MySisShavedHer Legs’nRecked’em
"The Milwaukee Brewers' line score is starting to resemble an international phone number" - Pittsburgh Pirates Radio during 20-0 shutout - 4-22-10
closer
needs more football
"That's not a weird stat. Rickie is a run-scorer," Yost said. "It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter," Yost told reporters. "See, you guys have no concept. He's a run-scorer. So there's nothing weird about it. That's what he does."
Alright...
Not my best work but:
Buck Frett
or
Takin’ In The Ball Bag
"The Milwaukee Brewers' line score is starting to resemble an international phone number" - Pittsburgh Pirates Radio during 20-0 shutout - 4-22-10
should be Takin' it in the ball bag
"The Milwaukee Brewers' line score is starting to resemble an international phone number" - Pittsburgh Pirates Radio during 20-0 shutout - 4-22-10
waiting on Wife approval
"That's not a weird stat. Rickie is a run-scorer," Yost said. "It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter," Yost told reporters. "See, you guys have no concept. He's a run-scorer. So there's nothing weird about it. That's what he does."
DENIED
she said it wasn’t clever enough. Back to the drawing board
"That's not a weird stat. Rickie is a run-scorer," Yost said. "It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter," Yost told reporters. "See, you guys have no concept. He's a run-scorer. So there's nothing weird about it. That's what he does."
Alright...
let me get more creative….
"The Milwaukee Brewers' line score is starting to resemble an international phone number" - Pittsburgh Pirates Radio during 20-0 shutout - 4-22-10
Options
Lernt tew speel een Colledge
or
Practice Squad All-Stars
or
T. Ochocinco: Bungles Return
"The Milwaukee Brewers' line score is starting to resemble an international phone number" - Pittsburgh Pirates Radio during 20-0 shutout - 4-22-10
here
my names below are available
not sure any meet with hyatt’s approval though:P
by PagsBrewCrew on Jul 29, 2010 7:05 AM CDT up reply actions
link
http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/08/your-2009-ksk-fantasy-team-naming-guide.html
"That's not a weird stat. Rickie is a run-scorer," Yost said. "It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter," Yost told reporters. "See, you guys have no concept. He's a run-scorer. So there's nothing weird about it. That's what he does."
Alrighty…
Big Ben’s Pre-Spoog Ooz
"The Milwaukee Brewers' line score is starting to resemble an international phone number" - Pittsburgh Pirates Radio during 20-0 shutout - 4-22-10
that'll work
approved
"That's not a weird stat. Rickie is a run-scorer," Yost said. "It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter," Yost told reporters. "See, you guys have no concept. He's a run-scorer. So there's nothing weird about it. That's what he does."
best there
Ryno says: Kibbles ‘n Vicks
H-Man says:
The Jackson 4
Rosa Parks Didn’t Call Shotgun
Anne Frank Was a Tattletale
My Couch Pulls Out But I Don’t
by PagsBrewCrew on Jul 29, 2010 10:10 AM CDT up reply actions
your names are good
but you said you weren’t playing
"That's not a weird stat. Rickie is a run-scorer," Yost said. "It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter," Yost told reporters. "See, you guys have no concept. He's a run-scorer. So there's nothing weird about it. That's what he does."
I am not interested in joining
But a name involving receiver James Jones and Kool-Aid could probably be made sufficiently tasteless for someone who is.
Maybe he should play first base instead. That is, he should lie out there and we can step on him when we get a hit.
by TheJay on Jul 29, 2010 10:21 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I was waiting for someone to go with that
and it’s too bad you won’t join. Where else will we get our random hostorical facts.
"That's not a weird stat. Rickie is a run-scorer," Yost said. "It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter," Yost told reporters. "See, you guys have no concept. He's a run-scorer. So there's nothing weird about it. That's what he does."
I am afraid I know nothing about the NFL and would wind up drafting players based entirely on how much I like their name
Is DeMarcus Faggins still in the league?
Maybe he should play first base instead. That is, he should lie out there and we can step on him when we get a hit.
If there is space I'm in.
Be wary though, I haven’t participated in fantasy football in almost 15 years and I have the attention span of a mouse. Expect nothing but failure from me.
For my team name how about Brett Favre’s Steak Knife.
hey look over here
I have a piece of cheese.
Welcome back Ueck!
by molitorfan on Jul 23, 2010 5:37 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
did he stab himself w/ a steak knife
b/c I may need to send you back if he didnt
"That's not a weird stat. Rickie is a run-scorer," Yost said. "It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter," Yost told reporters. "See, you guys have no concept. He's a run-scorer. So there's nothing weird about it. That's what he does."
The Chumura's one is great
MarkChmurasHot TubCrimeMachine
Approved
"That's not a weird stat. Rickie is a run-scorer," Yost said. "It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter," Yost told reporters. "See, you guys have no concept. He's a run-scorer. So there's nothing weird about it. That's what he does."
I will be down for a league
let me know more info!
"At least we still have math on our side" - Ned Yost
Follow me on Twitter @Findthedog
my team name =The Money$hotz
"At least we still have math on our side" - Ned Yost
Follow me on Twitter @Findthedog
needs more football/ relevant pop culture
as in if this was 1975, and it was a fantasy baseball league, then the don money shots would be good, or the eddie money shots a decade later
"That's not a weird stat. Rickie is a run-scorer," Yost said. "It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter," Yost told reporters. "See, you guys have no concept. He's a run-scorer. So there's nothing weird about it. That's what he does."
childish
remove the w and make it about his circumsisions in asia, and you’ll be good
"That's not a weird stat. Rickie is a run-scorer," Yost said. "It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter," Yost told reporters. "See, you guys have no concept. He's a run-scorer. So there's nothing weird about it. That's what he does."
or his new endorsement deal w/ jockey
"That's not a weird stat. Rickie is a run-scorer," Yost said. "It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter," Yost told reporters. "See, you guys have no concept. He's a run-scorer. So there's nothing weird about it. That's what he does."
winner
approved
"That's not a weird stat. Rickie is a run-scorer," Yost said. "It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter," Yost told reporters. "See, you guys have no concept. He's a run-scorer. So there's nothing weird about it. That's what he does."
Hyatt was my name alright?
In case you don’t want to scroll up: Charles Got Wood Son
I was disappointed with the lack of hookers but the pancakes were delightful
yeah, you're good
"That's not a weird stat. Rickie is a run-scorer," Yost said. "It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter," Yost told reporters. "See, you guys have no concept. He's a run-scorer. So there's nothing weird about it. That's what he does."
A year later...
… I still think Let Me See Your TD’s is lame.
What begins in fear usually ends in folly.
by Ted Simmons Speed Camp on Jul 24, 2010 10:45 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
tasteless enough
approved
"That's not a weird stat. Rickie is a run-scorer," Yost said. "It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter," Yost told reporters. "See, you guys have no concept. He's a run-scorer. So there's nothing weird about it. That's what he does."
My team name
Lawrence Taylor’s After School Special
LawrenceTaylors AftrSkoolspeshl
"That's not a weird stat. Rickie is a run-scorer," Yost said. "It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter," Yost told reporters. "See, you guys have no concept. He's a run-scorer. So there's nothing weird about it. That's what he does."
i wish to join the fray
Backfield Penetration
He’s actually underrated, but that’s another can of worms…
by jarlbartar on Jul 27, 2010 7:16 AM CDT reply actions 2 recs
Sorry, I was gone all weekend.
I’d like back in this year.
Gotta do better than my Ku Klux Klay Mathews and my Finding the Klottaras
Not sure my creativity can continually trump itself.
http://www.mlbsoup.com
Anyone is going to have a hard time topping Finding the Klottaras
it’s like trying to find an encore for this video
"That's not a weird stat. Rickie is a run-scorer," Yost said. "It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter," Yost told reporters. "See, you guys have no concept. He's a run-scorer. So there's nothing weird about it. That's what he does."
Woo Hoo!
Dikembe Meiztombo (nothing submitted, but clear winner last year)
Yeah, well, sometimes I drink.
by Dikembe Meiztombo on Jul 27, 2010 6:04 PM CDT reply actions
nope
“why not think about Fantasy Football when your Ace gets pulled before the 3rd”
hyatt edited his thread title a couple times now.
by PagsBrewCrew on Jul 28, 2010 9:50 AM CDT up reply actions
gee-zuss
fixed.
whine whine whine…
"That's not a weird stat. Rickie is a run-scorer," Yost said. "It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter," Yost told reporters. "See, you guys have no concept. He's a run-scorer. So there's nothing weird about it. That's what he does."
Not playing, but
OJs Mother Fucking Stolen Shit
or
what’s confiscated in Vegas stays in Vegas (damn, too long)
or
Patron the Pit Bull Penetrates Progeny
(or Tackles Tyke)
Story here
There’s always the classic euphemism “backfield in motion”
or the I-don’t-know-which-football-I’m-fantasizing-about
Bend it like Posh Spice
by PagsBrewCrew on Jul 28, 2010 10:18 AM CDT up reply actions
it would fit BUT
I’m going to have to run it by the wife for a ruling
"That's not a weird stat. Rickie is a run-scorer," Yost said. "It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter," Yost told reporters. "See, you guys have no concept. He's a run-scorer. So there's nothing weird about it. That's what he does."
winner
approved
"That's not a weird stat. Rickie is a run-scorer," Yost said. "It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter," Yost told reporters. "See, you guys have no concept. He's a run-scorer. So there's nothing weird about it. That's what he does."
I think the other owners should get to vote on whether Hyatt's team name is acceptable.
What begins in fear usually ends in folly.
by Ted Simmons Speed Camp on Jul 28, 2010 11:24 AM CDT reply actions
as commissioner/dictator
I can say it was wife approved. So it’s good.
"That's not a weird stat. Rickie is a run-scorer," Yost said. "It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter," Yost told reporters. "See, you guys have no concept. He's a run-scorer. So there's nothing weird about it. That's what he does."
your wife must really, really
a) love
b) fear
you
by PagsBrewCrew on Jul 28, 2010 1:07 PM CDT up reply actions
she just has a similar sense of humor
which makes me a lucky man
"That's not a weird stat. Rickie is a run-scorer," Yost said. "It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter," Yost told reporters. "See, you guys have no concept. He's a run-scorer. So there's nothing weird about it. That's what he does."
I know
"That's not a weird stat. Rickie is a run-scorer," Yost said. "It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter," Yost told reporters. "See, you guys have no concept. He's a run-scorer. So there's nothing weird about it. That's what he does."
I'm in
Team Name:
Somewhere Over Dwayne Bowe
by Nicole Haase on Jul 28, 2010 12:05 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
Brilliant
and approved
"That's not a weird stat. Rickie is a run-scorer," Yost said. "It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter," Yost told reporters. "See, you guys have no concept. He's a run-scorer. So there's nothing weird about it. That's what he does."
how cab you not love that
"That's not a weird stat. Rickie is a run-scorer," Yost said. "It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter," Yost told reporters. "See, you guys have no concept. He's a run-scorer. So there's nothing weird about it. That's what he does."
Potential team name
TO Loves Chad’s OchoStinkhole
Yeah, well, sometimes I drink.
by Dikembe Meiztombo on Jul 28, 2010 1:10 PM CDT reply actions
Brady Quinn, Medicine Woman
Yeah, well, sometimes I drink.
by Dikembe Meiztombo on Jul 28, 2010 1:12 PM CDT up reply actions
those are good
and it’s hard to top last year. If you want to stop you can and just go with the quinn i t’s fine, but you and I both know you can do better
"That's not a weird stat. Rickie is a run-scorer," Yost said. "It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter," Yost told reporters. "See, you guys have no concept. He's a run-scorer. So there's nothing weird about it. That's what he does."
I have yet to apply myself
Yeah, well, sometimes I drink.
by Dikembe Meiztombo on Jul 28, 2010 1:41 PM CDT up reply actions
you
and the Brewers pitching staff
"I've been banging a lot of bratwurst lately".
Uecker during the 8th inning of his first game back
Tesus Has Risen
I’m really not trying at all here.
Yeah, well, sometimes I drink.
by Dikembe Meiztombo on Jul 29, 2010 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions
yeah, I can tell
"That's not a weird stat. Rickie is a run-scorer," Yost said. "It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter," Yost told reporters. "See, you guys have no concept. He's a run-scorer. So there's nothing weird about it. That's what he does."
My heart isn't in it yet
Yeah, well, sometimes I drink.
by Dikembe Meiztombo on Jul 30, 2010 5:02 PM CDT up reply actions
you are in
"That's not a weird stat. Rickie is a run-scorer," Yost said. "It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter," Yost told reporters. "See, you guys have no concept. He's a run-scorer. So there's nothing weird about it. That's what he does."
do we have a draft date yet?
just curious.
"The Milwaukee Brewers' line score is starting to resemble an international phone number" - Pittsburgh Pirates Radio during 20-0 shutout - 4-22-10
Update later today w/ leagues
stay tuned
"That's not a weird stat. Rickie is a run-scorer," Yost said. "It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter," Yost told reporters. "See, you guys have no concept. He's a run-scorer. So there's nothing weird about it. That's what he does."

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