W: Wandy Rodriguez (9-11)
L: Dave Bush (5-9)

HR: None

MVP: Tylenol
LVP: Dave Bush (-.315)

Graph of "I am pretty sure that this team is done" and Star of the Game Voting
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Random non-bulleted thoughts:

The Astros traded a bunch of their guys, and still managed to shut us out in two consecutive games.

The got owned by some guy named Wandy.

This team's performance is not worth the internet ink I am using to recap.

COPS is probably on some channel on the satellite.

I am pretty sure we will at least score one run tomorrow, although I am admittedly intrigued by the potential "shut-out sweep".