Wednesday's Frosty Mug
Some things to read while doing whatever.
The Brewers picked up their second straight win last night to clinch a series victory at Wrigley, but no Brewers-Cubs series is complete without daily conversations about HBPs. Prince Fielder was hit by James Russell last night, and both benches were warned. Plunk Everyone notes that Cub pitchers have hit Brewer batters 13 times this season, while Brewer pitchers have only hit one Cub.
Meanwhile, Carlos Gomez's status remains uncertain following his beaning on Monday. Gomez told reporters he's fine and doesn't have a concussion, but the training staff disagrees. Lorenzo Cain wasn't in the lineup last night for Nashville: It's possible he's on his way to Chicago in case Gomez needs to go on the DL.
At least the Brewers won't have to see Brian Schlitter again this week: After hitting Gomez in the head on Monday, he was sent back to the minors.
Ten of the Brewers' eleven hits were singles last night, meaning they've hit 32 singles (out of 37 hits) in their last two games. While many have been quick to criticize the Brewers for being too reliant on the home run, Jack Moore makes the case for the long ball, noting that the Brewers needed eleven hits to plate four runs last night.
Other notes from the field:
- As has become tradition, Bob Uecker sang "Take Me Out To The Ball Game" at Wrigley last night.
- Chris Narveson, Prince Fielder and Kameron Loe lead FanGraphs' Star of the Game voting.
- Here are the MLB.com highlights.
- Cubs starter Thomas Diamond struck out ten Brewers in his major league debut, becoming just the second Cub since 1920 to reach double digits in his first outing. He also threw 122 pitches, the most in a major league debut since Jason Jennings threw 124 in 2001 for the Rockies.
When is 26 hits not enough? When you could have had 27. The Brewers reportedly requested a scoring change on Casey McGehee's ninth inning fielders' choice/error in Monday's game. Cubs shortstop Starlin Castro dove for a ball up the middle, stopped it and threw away an attempt to force the runner at second base. The 27th hit would have broken the Cub record for most allowed in a game. The call has not been changed.
McGehee's home run trot Monday was the slowest of the day (25.25 seconds), according to Wezen-ball.
Another day, more Corey Hart reaction: Rubie Q isn't a big fan of the deal, and lays out his thinking over at Quevedo at the Buffet.
In the minors:
- It looks like one of the Brewers' top selections won't be signing this year. Jim Callis of Baseball America reports that seventh round pick Joel Pierce is preparing to attend Coastal Carolina.
- The affiliates went 3-2 last night and got two excellent pitching performances: Maverick Lasker didn't allow an earned run in seven innings in Wisconsin's 5-1 win over Peoria, and Mark Rogers struck out ten in six innings in Huntsville's 10-2 win over Carolina. You can read about that and more in today's Minor League Notes.
- Kentrail Davis and Jake Odorizzi were Timberrattlers.com's Players of the Month for July.
On power rankings: SB Nation has the Brewers at 21, up two spots.
If you haven't yet, please take a moment this morning to vote in this week's BCB Tracking Poll. It will remain open until the first pitch of today's game, and results will be posted tomorrow.
Around baseball:
Astros: Designated infielder Anderson Hernandez for assignment.
Athletics: Claimed infielder Jeff Larish off waivers from the Tigers.
Diamondbacks: Placed reliever Juan Gutierrez on the DL with shoulder inflammation.
Dodgers: Placed pitcher Jeff Weaver on the DL with left knee tendinitis.
Indians: Placed catcher Carlos Santana (left knee injury) and DH Travis Hafner (sore right shoulder) on the DL.
Marlins: Designated pitcher Jorge Sosa for assignment.
Padres: Signed reliever Mike Koplove to a minor league deal.
Phillies: Placed Ryan Howard on the DL with a sprained ankle.
Red Sox: Placed Kevin Youkilis on the DL with a torn muscle in his thumb.
Reds: Placed shortstop Orlando Cabrera on the DL with an oblique injury.
Rockies: Claimed infielder Wes Hodges off waivers from the Indians.
White Sox: Placed reliever Erick Threets on the DL with turf toe. (h/t hotstove.com)
As Adam McCalvy noted, there's been a sudden rush of beanballs this week, with Carlos Gomez, Andrew McCutchen of the Pirates and Mark Reynolds of the Diamondbacks all getting hit in the head in a 24 hour stretch. Reynolds was hit by Nationals pitcher Collin Balester, meaning he's hit someone in the head twice in nine days. McCutchen was down on the field for several minutes, but that wasn't enough to keep Pirates beat reporter Dejan Kovacevic from taking a cheap shot at the Brewers.
While the Brewers are still hoping to come to terms with first round pick Dylan Covey, the first 2010 pick is getting ready for his major league debut: The White Sox are expected to call up reliever Chris Sale today. Sale pitched just 6.1 innings in AAA, but struck out 15 of the 19 batters he retired.
On this day in 1973, John Briggs went 6-for-6 in the Brewers 9-4 win over the A's. It's one of just two six-hit performances in Brewer history.
On this day in 1997, the Brewers beat the Angels 5-2 behind fourth inning home runs from Jose Valentin, Dave Nilsson and Jeromy Burnitz.
Happy birthday today to:
- Wisconsin pitcher Hiram Burgos, who turns 23.
- 2007 Brewer Scott Linebrink, who turns 34.
- Wisconsin pitching coach Chris Hook, who turns 42.
- 1987-95 Brewer B.J. Surhoff, who turns 46.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to turn up the AC.
Drink up.
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Dust off the old brooms...
Goooooo-mez!
by Drew C on Aug 4, 2010 8:45 AM CDT via mobile reply actions
Does anyone really dust brooms before they use them?
Dusting off brooms…that would look kind of bizarre.
by Cheeseandcorn on Aug 4, 2010 9:45 AM CDT up reply actions
thanks for jinxing it.
http://www.mlbsoup.com
by tcyoung on Aug 4, 2010 10:20 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
simple solution
have braddock start every series in the first. Plunk their first batter in the middle of the back, and then pull him. Get the warning out of the way and play some damn baseball.
or better yet, just call someone up to be the designated plunker. This gomez concussion is the last straw for me. It’s tome to get nasty
"That's not a weird stat. Rickie is a run-scorer," Yost said. "It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter," Yost told reporters. "See, you guys have no concept. He's a run-scorer. So there's nothing weird about it. That's what he does."
screw this high-road crap
I agree with needing to “miss the strike zone inside” early. The cubs are up 13-1 in HBP’s? That seems a little too lopsided to be by accident.
Wonder what kind of message it would send if the next 4 or 5 games the leadoff guy somehow manages to get on the Rickie way…
Looking at the rest of MLB...
The White Sox aren’t far behind the Brewers in terms of HBP (51 vs 57). I would think that Guillen would have no problems talking to the media about it (like most things)… anyone hear/read anything about this?
Pujols is the Barack Obama of baseball.
Braddock is useful
bring back Turnblow and his fastball
by BrewCrewBrian on Aug 4, 2010 9:48 AM CDT up reply actions
For the record:
I vomited in my mouth when I said that.
by BrewCrewBrian on Aug 4, 2010 9:49 AM CDT up reply actions
The Brewers version of Gagne threw in the mid-to-low 90s... a far cry from his PED days of 98 mph.
I think Turnbow was still able to throw high 90s, but his control was so bad that I’d be afraid that when trying to plunk someone, he’d end up throwing it down the middle of the plate.
Pujols is the Barack Obama of baseball.
The better option is definately McClung
He might even be able to get through the Cards first two, and then he could throw at Poo-holes
by BrewCrewBrian on Aug 4, 2010 10:47 AM CDT up reply actions
wooot! early muggage
I like to start my day off with a mugging
by PagsBrewCrew on Aug 4, 2010 8:59 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Clearly
Dejan Kovacevic thinks Andrew McCutchen should be a Brewer.
I think that guy likes taking cheap shots in general. Guess when you cover a team like the Pirates you have to respond when you can.
Maybe he should play first base instead. That is, he should lie out there and we can step on him when we get a hit.
I live in Pittsburgh, Dejan is a joke. sorta like the pirates. i cant stand anything he writes.
by torts on Aug 4, 2010 9:21 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
No one is that bad.
Now that's great tasting chicken!
by Kyle Lobner on Aug 4, 2010 11:00 AM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
Boom goes the dynamite
"If we want to sign a Type A free agent, we would lose a second-round pick, but we don't have a way to get picks back. Our whole Draft process needs to be redone."
~Doug Melvin
by Charlie Marlow on Aug 4, 2010 11:17 AM CDT up reply actions
Speaking of beanings
What is Matt Wise doing these days?
Maybe he should play first base instead. That is, he should lie out there and we can step on him when we get a hit.
Collin Ballester
has made 4 appearances this season for the Nationals. In 7.1 innings, he has hit 2 batters in the head. (Weeks following a Braun HR and Reynolds 2 innings after he hit a 3-run homer).
Someone needs to figure out how to handle giving up dingers.
"The Milwaukee Brewers' line score is starting to resemble an international phone number" - Pittsburgh Pirates Radio during 20-0 shutout - 4-22-10
by MadtownTim on Aug 4, 2010 9:10 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
In case anyone is interested, the post-1920 national league record for plunk differential in a season series is 13 – the 1959 Dodgers hit the Cubs 16 times, while the Cubs only struck back 3 times. If the current tally holds, this will be the 8th NL matchup since 1920 with a 12 plunk differential – including the 2002 Brewers-Pirates matchup, where the Brewers hit 19 Pirates and only got 7 in retaliation.
The AL has had one 15 plunk differential in a season series, and 4 season series with a 14 plunk difference since 1920 – including the 2008 Indians being hit 21 times by the Tigers, while only throwing 7 back, and the 1996 Tiger hitting 14 Blue Jays without being plunked at all in return.
by plunkeveryone on Aug 4, 2010 9:47 AM CDT reply actions 2 recs
is there a cyclical pattern to plunkings?
just curious as to the 2002 pirates-brewers matchups. Ie, is it a trend for a pitching staff to go from plunker to a team being a plunkee over about a 10 year period?
I know that I could be extrapolating a pattern from an n of 1:P
There could be – I’m not sure the batting trends and pitching trends move in the same way though or are related to each other. On the batting side, the ups and downs of a teams HBPs are often driven by one or two particular batters who get hit a lot, but on the pitching side it can be a couple of inexperienced pitchers, or a team philosophy. Like the Braves under Bobby Cox have never hit a lot of batters, and have always been in the bottom of the league in plunks thrown – except now they have Tommy Hanson and he hits everyone. The Rays pitching staff was a menace to society in their first 8-10 years of existence, but once they started developing good pitchers they settled down. So that might be what drives those cycles.
The 2002 Pirates had Jason Kendall (though it was a down year for him) and Craig Wilson (21 HBPs) while the Brewers had serial-plunker Jamey Wright and a young and wild Ben Sheets, so that’s a recipe for a big difference.
by plunkeveryone on Aug 4, 2010 10:26 AM CDT up reply actions
Is there any pattern in the differentials
since they started warning both teams after a plunking? Since the Brewers have been hit so often this year, is it because opposing teams are getting their freebie hit in early to try to avoid any retaliation?
Interesting comments from CarGo in the Notes piece in the JS today.
He was asked about Ozzie Guillen’s recent comments about MLB’s treatment of Latino players vs. Asian players. This part struck me:
“The Mets had classes for the Latinos to learn English, but it was (basic) things like ‘ball’ or ‘strike’ or stuff you need to know to play baseball,” said Gomez, who admits there are times when he doesn’t understand what his Brewers coaches are instructing him.
You don’t say …
SRS BSNS
by Rubie Q on Aug 4, 2010 10:13 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Dear Mark
We want to hire a translator to make Carlos Gomez not be a dumb ass
Thanks,
Team
by BrewCrewBrian on Aug 4, 2010 10:23 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yo la tengo
Most useful phrase.
Maybe he should play first base instead. That is, he should lie out there and we can step on him when we get a hit.
donde esta el bano?
missing a word during a time when you need info!
"I've been banging a lot of bratwurst lately".
Uecker during the 8th inning of his first game back
Cerveza por favor
"I agree but dont agree"
by juggernaut400 on Aug 4, 2010 11:04 AM CDT up reply actions
¿Dónde están los franceses, por lo que yo les ponche?
Applying Simpsons and Star Wars quotes to Brewers discussions since 2009.
B.J. Surhoff was my all time favorite Brewer of that time period
If they had a shirzey I’d buy it.
"If we want to sign a Type A free agent, we would lose a second-round pick, but we don't have a way to get picks back. Our whole Draft process needs to be redone."
~Doug Melvin
BJ Surhoff was my all time favorite person named BJ Surhoff.
But only because I couldnt find anyone else named that. I freaking hated BJ Surhoff.
What begins in fear usually ends in folly.
by Ted Simmons Speed Camp on Aug 4, 2010 12:50 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't have a lot of firsthand B.J. Surhoff memories
But I strongly remember him being called whiny and worse.
Now that's great tasting chicken!
I was 6 in 1986
so I’m pretty sure I just thought he had a cool name.
"If we want to sign a Type A free agent, we would lose a second-round pick, but we don't have a way to get picks back. Our whole Draft process needs to be redone."
~Doug Melvin
by Charlie Marlow on Aug 4, 2010 12:56 PM CDT up reply actions
From a 1987 Sports Illustrated
When Brewer rookie B.J. Surhoff went to pick up a rental car provided by Milwaukee owner Bud Selig’s Chevrolet dealership, he collected the keys and hopped into the luxury model parked outside the ticket office. The keys didn’t fit. The car Surhoff assumed was his actually belonged to Selig. Surhoff was directed to the compact across the lot.
Maybe he should play first base instead. That is, he should lie out there and we can step on him when we get a hit.
by TheJay on Aug 4, 2010 1:08 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
I met Surhoff once at a signing session
He was there with catcher Dave Engle – nice guy. My impression of Surhoff was that he had a very thin head, like a doberman, leaving very little room for brains.
Also, I mentioned in the game thread yesterday, but I still think its valid
Anyone else think that Gomez shouldn’t be the guy questioning intent on that pitch? If you’re going retaliation, you’re hitting a star player, not a sub-.300 wOBA guy. I’m not saying intent shouldn’t have been questioned, but leave it to Macha. Then again, Macha will just say ’look at rule 6.0.2(a) or whatever.
"If we want to sign a Type A free agent, we would lose a second-round pick, but we don't have a way to get picks back. Our whole Draft process needs to be redone."
~Doug Melvin
I mostly agree on the question of intent
but I think regardless, anytime you hit someone in the head with a pitch, there needs to be a significant suspension. Thats one of the few times in baseball that a player can be seriously injured, and it needs to be dealt with.
by dtmeyers on Aug 4, 2010 11:28 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
At the risk of steering this discussion in an unintended direction
Should there be significant suspensions for collisions at home plate or slides at second to break up a double play? Players can be seriously injured in those situations, too.
Maybe he should play first base instead. That is, he should lie out there and we can step on him when we get a hit.
Both of those plays carry risks
But the worst case scenarios pale in comparison to the worst case scenarios of headhunting.
Now that's great tasting chicken!
by Kyle Lobner on Aug 4, 2010 11:48 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I guess
But all of them could wreck a career.
Maybe he should play first base instead. That is, he should lie out there and we can step on him when we get a hit.
A ball that hits a player in the earflap is only a few inches from hitting them in the face or back of the neck.
That could ruin a lot more than a career.
Now that's great tasting chicken!
by Kyle Lobner on Aug 4, 2010 11:52 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yeah, we're talking death
"If we want to sign a Type A free agent, we would lose a second-round pick, but we don't have a way to get picks back. Our whole Draft process needs to be redone."
~Doug Melvin
by Charlie Marlow on Aug 4, 2010 12:19 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
If I'd been hit by pitches in back-to-back at-bats
and took the second one off the melon, I’d probably be questioning intent, too, regardless of my wOBA.
SRS BSNS
by Rubie Q on Aug 4, 2010 11:29 AM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
Does Carlos Gomez even know what wOBA is?
Smart money is on “no”
by Vee Sanford's Next-door Neighbor on Aug 4, 2010 11:32 AM CDT up reply actions
Intent is one thing
But I think he was right to be seeking an apology. Even if there was no intent, this is someone’s career you’re messing around with here.
Now that's great tasting chicken!
by Kyle Lobner on Aug 4, 2010 11:39 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Agreed
"If we want to sign a Type A free agent, we would lose a second-round pick, but we don't have a way to get picks back. Our whole Draft process needs to be redone."
~Doug Melvin
by Charlie Marlow on Aug 4, 2010 12:20 PM CDT up reply actions
Really?
If I’m looking to intentionally hit a guy, its not the worst player on the team.
"If we want to sign a Type A free agent, we would lose a second-round pick, but we don't have a way to get picks back. Our whole Draft process needs to be redone."
~Doug Melvin
by Charlie Marlow on Aug 4, 2010 12:20 PM CDT up reply actions
Well
(1) You’re much, much smarter than the average Cub pitcher; and
(2) They came high and tight on CarGo twice. I don’t think it’s ridiculous for him to wonder if it was on purpose.
SRS BSNS
Agree to disagree, then
I think my point is still valid: I don’t like players flapping their gums about that shit. That should be something the manager handles. It makes it doubly more irritating to ME personally because Gomez is terrible.
"If we want to sign a Type A free agent, we would lose a second-round pick, but we don't have a way to get picks back. Our whole Draft process needs to be redone."
~Doug Melvin
by Charlie Marlow on Aug 4, 2010 12:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Shrug.
I suck at my job, and that doesn’t keep me from whining when I feel like I’ve been slighted.
Now that's great tasting chicken!
by Kyle Lobner on Aug 4, 2010 1:00 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Apples to oranges, though
Its like sucking at your job and whining about being slighted to everyone BUT the person you should be whining to.
"If we want to sign a Type A free agent, we would lose a second-round pick, but we don't have a way to get picks back. Our whole Draft process needs to be redone."
~Doug Melvin
by Charlie Marlow on Aug 4, 2010 1:01 PM CDT up reply actions
When I do that, I get into deep shit with the guy who's head I went over
"If we want to sign a Type A free agent, we would lose a second-round pick, but we don't have a way to get picks back. Our whole Draft process needs to be redone."
~Doug Melvin
by Charlie Marlow on Aug 4, 2010 1:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Who should he be whining to?
http://www.twitter.com/mykenk
by Mykenk on Aug 4, 2010 1:04 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Did you read my post?
For christ’s sake
"If we want to sign a Type A free agent, we would lose a second-round pick, but we don't have a way to get picks back. Our whole Draft process needs to be redone."
~Doug Melvin
by Charlie Marlow on Aug 4, 2010 1:04 PM CDT up reply actions
I wasn't sure
if you meant that Gomez should be griping to the manager, or if the manager should handle it without Gomez’s input.
http://www.twitter.com/mykenk
I said
Anyone else think that Gomez shouldn’t be the guy questioning intent on that pitch? If you’re going retaliation, you’re hitting a star player, not a sub-.300 wOBA guy. I’m not saying intent shouldn’t have been questioned, but leave it to Macha.
And somehow you get “who should Gomez complain to” out of it? I don’t give a rip who he complains to, just not the media. I’d prefer that any player not open their mouth about such things. The whole “its not going to stop here!” shit has gotten out of hand with this team.
"If we want to sign a Type A free agent, we would lose a second-round pick, but we don't have a way to get picks back. Our whole Draft process needs to be redone."
~Doug Melvin
by Charlie Marlow on Aug 4, 2010 1:09 PM CDT up reply actions
I agree
I don’t want my players talking to the media at all. No interaction. Don’t answer their questions or anything, just be stoic, and go out there and do your job.
It’s not like Gomez hunted down a reporter to give him those quotes. I didn’t get a “complainy” vibe from Gomez at all. Apparently I can’t determine inflection from printed words as well as you can.
http://www.twitter.com/mykenk
by Mykenk on Aug 4, 2010 1:11 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Be fair
“whine” wasn’t my word.
"If we want to sign a Type A free agent, we would lose a second-round pick, but we don't have a way to get picks back. Our whole Draft process needs to be redone."
~Doug Melvin
by Charlie Marlow on Aug 4, 2010 1:14 PM CDT up reply actions
I thought the intent was to come in, but not to hit him in the head.
But I don’t really care anymore. We’re just getting too many HBP’s, and complaining to the league isn’t doing any good, so it’s time to try something else before someone gets hurt really badly.
What begins in fear usually ends in folly.
by Ted Simmons Speed Camp on Aug 4, 2010 12:51 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Hmm
Screw This Guy
Bobs been doing that for years and the fans should understand that by now. They can all just yell Cubbies if they want to overpower him. It’s not like he is going to say cubbies, or the Home team so he might as well say Brewers.
by Jeo on Aug 4, 2010 11:47 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
yeah, I don't get the outrage there.
He’s a visiting broadcaster, so I don’t get why he’s not expected to root for the visiting team. And it’s not like he’s replacing words in the national anthem.
He’s been doing this for years and done it the same way every time (and not nearly as maliciously as he could). Clearly, if the Cubs organization had a problem with it, they’d stop inviting him to do it.
Now that's great tasting chicken!
by Kyle Lobner on Aug 4, 2010 11:51 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
This is my favorite part:
Fans are TRYING TO SING ALONG for crissake, and when you change the goddamn words, it completely sucks the life out of the ballpark. Watch the video. The confusion of the crowd is palpable and fans STOP singing. What about that does Uecker not get?
Seriously, Bob: these are CUB FANS. It is a MINOR MIRACLE that they are able to DRESS THEMSELVES in the MORNING. If you go CHANGING the LYRICS of Take ME OUT to the BALLGAME, their FRAGILE minds could IMPLODE.
SRS BSNS
by Rubie Q on Aug 4, 2010 11:57 AM CDT up reply actions 27 recs
I unrec'd it so I could rec it again
Maybe he should play first base instead. That is, he should lie out there and we can step on him when we get a hit.
Green
Brewers Baseball and other assorted nonsense (mostly the assorted nonsense) at my blog, What's a Tararrel?
Awesome
It’s comments like these that make me read this site religiously.
by Oakland Brewer Fan on Aug 4, 2010 12:02 PM CDT up reply actions
The only thing missing was a
WOW~!
Now that's great tasting chicken!
by Kyle Lobner on Aug 4, 2010 12:03 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
Yeah
I love how saying “Brewers” instead of “Cubbies” is changing the words. Because, clearly, “Cubbies” is in the song’s original lyrics, and anything else is an unacceptable corruption, not to mention confusing as hell.
by Cheeseandcorn on Aug 4, 2010 12:04 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Well, he does the "you do the same for the Cubs" to replace the line after.
But really, is he harder to sing along to than Ditka? Ozzy? Any of the various celebrities that are tone deaf or don’t know the words?
Now that's great tasting chicken!
But with the various doofi you know what the words are supposed to be
But when Bob Uecker comes along and throws the same curveball he’s thrown for years, that is confusing.
Maybe he should play first base instead. That is, he should lie out there and we can step on him when we get a hit.
Off topic
I just saw a commercial for the new Gillette Pro Glide. Apparently it has less tug and pull.
"If we want to sign a Type A free agent, we would lose a second-round pick, but we don't have a way to get picks back. Our whole Draft process needs to be redone."
~Doug Melvin
A Rod just hit #600
So now the New York media can stop riding him about it, and start riding him about cheating. Right?
"If we want to sign a Type A free agent, we would lose a second-round pick, but we don't have a way to get picks back. Our whole Draft process needs to be redone."
~Doug Melvin
by Charlie Marlow on Aug 4, 2010 12:30 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Any chance of rain wiping out the game before it's official?
That would be fantastic.
Maybe he should play first base instead. That is, he should lie out there and we can step on him when we get a hit.
They played the music from "The Natural"
when he hit it.
Joke, please write yourself, I’m busy.
http://www.twitter.com/mykenk
by Mykenk on Aug 4, 2010 12:40 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Hmmm...
… maybe in the remake, the bullet he gets shot with is slathered in human growth hormone.
“I made a mistake. If I would have thought things through, I never would have let that crazy * shoot me with a bullet tainted with HGH.” *Vacant stare as he tries to cry for 30 second, fails. “I’m so sorry.” *More vacant staring without tears. “Anyone want to talk to me about how great I am? Please?”
What begins in fear usually ends in folly.
by Ted Simmons Speed Camp on Aug 4, 2010 12:55 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Pretty sure they played the same thing at Citi
when Sheffield hit #500
Brewers Baseball and other assorted nonsense (mostly the assorted nonsense) at my blog, What's a Tararrel?
Weird
Cause “natural” isn’t a word frequently used to describe either guy.
Now that's great tasting chicken!
I think that's the joke
That Mykenk was looking for
Brewers Baseball and other assorted nonsense (mostly the assorted nonsense) at my blog, What's a Tararrel?
by Lefti on Aug 4, 2010 1:18 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Joel Sherman tweeted this:
@Joelsherman1: For those who believe in jinxes don’t read further, but if Hughes throws perfect game, what is backpage: That or A-Rod’s 600th #Yankees
It’s the second inning. The 2nd. The one after the first. There’s at least 7 more after it.
For those of you who believe in jinxes, stop reading, but if an undiscovered volcano rises beneath 2nd base, what is backpage, that, or A-Rod’s 600th?
http://www.twitter.com/mykenk
by Mykenk on Aug 4, 2010 12:44 PM CDT reply actions 6 recs
I have a "Steinbrenner rising from Hell" joke loaded and ready
with regard to the volcano comment.
Too soon?
SRS BSNS
Not soon enough.
http://www.twitter.com/mykenk
by Mykenk on Aug 4, 2010 1:08 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
B-Ref has a page for that.
http://www.baseball-reference.com/leaders/HR_progress.shtml
Now that's great tasting chicken!
convenient, that
"If we want to sign a Type A free agent, we would lose a second-round pick, but we don't have a way to get picks back. Our whole Draft process needs to be redone."
~Doug Melvin
by Charlie Marlow on Aug 4, 2010 12:48 PM CDT up reply actions
Escobar the ultimate utility man
I know it’s kind of dopey, but I like kind of dopey. Escobar can apparently catch as well according to Ed Sedar. I think it’s time for a 9 position game for the Brewers. Heck, if they can get Inglett to catch they could try to figure out a way to get both of them to play all 9 positions in a single game. I very, veyr highly doubt Macha would go for it, but I would find it very entertaining.
Macha wont go for it
Mostly because the times that eskys been in the outfield its only because he gets those “Fast little, funny talking, young guys” confused on a regular basis.
by Jeo on Aug 4, 2010 1:09 PM CDT up reply actions





























