Have you all gotten a load of how amazing that guy Nelson Cruz is for the Rangers? Man, I wish the Brewers had a player like him!
What's that? Traded.... no kidding? For Kevin Mench and Layce Nix? Well now you're just trying to hurt my feelings.....
(this tongue-in-cheek post is operating under the assumption that Carlos Lee was traded even-up for Francisco Cordero, and therefore Cruz was traded for the other guys. oh well.... I guess I take a small consolation in Lee's bloated contract bogging down the Astros)