BCB Fantasy Football Open Thread

by Hyatt on Oct 31, 2011 8:29 AM CDT

Good morning guys. Nothing like a bye week to get you re-invigorated! Here's a place for you to write down your thoughts on your team, and spread your hate across the board. I have some wonderful hate to dish out to my Kriegers squad:

Joeseph Addai- Oh how I hate you so. You are active, and yet are benched behind another failed first rounder in Donald Brown, and Delone Carter, some fuckwad from syracuse. Do you know the awkward and creative ways I want you to die? I saw this clip from the New Nightmare on Elmstreet reboot where this chick rips off her lower jaw. It was nasty to say the least, but you know what, that's what you deserve. So f*ck you and your healthy scratch ways. I hope you get diabetes.

Jermaine Gresham- A late scratch. FOR A BYE WEEK REPLACEMENT?!? ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS PLAY THIS WEEK!!! That's all I've asked of you. AND YOU COULDN'T EVEN DO THAT!!! UGH!!! Go get donkey herpes.

Anyway, there's your jumpoff. I hope to have time to write a recap, but it's unlikely. At the very least, I will post the updated power ranks tomorrow. Have fun.

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In a year where I draft Jamaal Charles

and apparently bizarro Phillip Rivers 1/2, I’ve somehow managed to beat the odds and win 6 while scoring the second fewest points in my division (Buffalo D with 25 points this week? Really?)

I don’t know what this says about my team, but I’m just waiting for the 6 game skid to come.

by doubleb440 on Oct 31, 2011 10:34 AM CDT reply actions

Dwayne Bowe

If you can’t score more than two points tonight, I will shiv you.

REWIND YOURSELF!

by drezdn on Oct 31, 2011 10:40 AM CDT reply actions

Big thumbs up to my fantasy team.

Schaub, Peterson, Jackson, and the Lions D/ST specifically. They won the game for me alone.

On a side note, I’m looking for a WR in the Archers league. I have RB depth to offer, but be warned. If you take a shot and try to get Peterson or Jackson, be prepared to offer a minimum of your #1 WR, and if you go after Peterson, definitely more than that.

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by -JP- on Oct 31, 2011 6:07 PM CDT reply actions

Chris Johnson

Go join tony la russa in a car after his farewell party.

that is all.

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by Jeo on Oct 31, 2011 8:58 PM CDT reply actions

Hyatt, are you going to do a recap for this week?

if you’re busy, I can do a kriegers recap later today, but I don’t want to write one up if you’re planning on doing something.

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by Fiesta on Nov 1, 2011 12:40 PM CDT reply actions

yeah, send it to my email

AND IF ANYONE ELSE WANTS TO DO IT FOR THE ARCHERS AND SWANSONS, PLEASE SEND THEM.

"That's not a weird stat. Rickie is a run-scorer," Yost said. "It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter," Yost told reporters. "See, you guys have no concept. He's a run-scorer. So there's nothing weird about it. That's what he does."
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by Hyatt on Nov 1, 2011 4:24 PM CDT up reply actions

Bah, I finished and realized I wrote up a week 7 write up and not week 8

I’ll get week 8 to you tomorrow afternoon :(

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by Fiesta on Nov 2, 2011 1:59 PM CDT up reply actions

cool!

by Hyatt on Nov 2, 2011 4:48 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs

This is why waivers make me sad.

My team is so awesome, I won’t get a crack at any free agents until next year.

Packers? Working on a dynasty.
Blackhawks? Taking care of business as usual.

Brewers, Badgers? THIS IS WHY YOU CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS.

by Tepo6688 on Nov 1, 2011 1:10 PM CDT reply actions

Every. Fricken. Week.

I play the guy with the most points. This week it was the top 2- Steven Jackson, and Lesean McCoy. What the hell.

"People ask me what I do in the winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring."- Rogers Hornsby

by icecreamman on Nov 1, 2011 6:56 PM CDT reply actions

You could have taken out either one of those players and I still would have kicked your ass.

I could have crushed you with just three players. Schaub, Jackson, and McCoy put up 79 points. That’s 16 more than your shitty team.

Hell, I could have beat you with Jackson, McCoy, and ANY OTHER PLAYER IN MY STARTING LINEUP. Jackson, McCoy and freaking Michael Jenkins would have beat your team.

It’s not a matter of my team being awesome (which they are, by the way). It’s a matter of your team not scoring worth shit.

by Noah Jarosh on Nov 1, 2011 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs

Yeah, yeah.

I wasn’t saying my team didn’t suck this week- it was horrible either way. But I went and checked and I’ve had the most points scored against me by a long shot. Over 800, which means teams are averaging 100+ against me every week.

"People ask me what I do in the winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring."- Rogers Hornsby

by icecreamman on Nov 1, 2011 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions

You went ahead and started making excuses

Noah went ahead and trounced you in the comments, just like he did on the proverbial field.

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by tcyoung on Nov 1, 2011 11:36 PM CDT up reply actions

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