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BCB Fantasy Football- The last week before the playoffs start!


Since life gets in the way, I haven't been as involved in the writeups for BCB Fantasy Football this year, but that's cool because we've had a phenomenal year.  I would like to take a moment to give you some play by play on how my team in the Archer league:

It's the 4th quarter in last nights game and I have a 33 point lead on CheezConQueso, and had a 45 point lead entering the game.  Eli opens the quarter up by sending a 73 yard bomb to Victor cruz.  This accounts for 21 points to put Cheez within striking distance, but I'm still comfortable.  The game is out of hand, and the Giants should fold.  What does that son of a bitch Coughlin do?  He has ELI throwing all quarter, and he throws his 2nd TD of the quarter to Cruz with 5 minutes left in the game.  WHAT KIND OF BULLSH IS THIS?!?  I get beat because of two garbage time TDs.  Hats off to you Cheez, but Eli and Victor Cruz can go die of chemical burn.

Anyway, let's update your playoff picture.  I'll start with the Swansons:

1. Tramon Eileen (10-2, 1076 points scored)- Clinched first round bye, can clinch #1 rank with win or a loss and a Meat Tornado loss, or a loss and outscoring the Meat Tornados by 78 points

2. You Had Me at Meat Tornado (9-3, 1154)- Clinched first round bye, can clinch #1 Rank with win and an Eileen loss

3. Clay With My Balls (7-5, 1213)- Clinched playoff birth, can clinch 3rd seed with win

4. I just Called to say Fuck You (7-5, 1037)- Clinched playoff birth, can clinch 3rd seed with win AND clay loss AND not being outscored by One Testy Punter by 20

5. Josh Bidwell is One Testy Punter (7-5, 1018)- Clinched Playoff birth, Can clinch 3rd seed with win AND clay loss AND just called Loss OR Win AND Clay Loss AND outscore a winning Just Called by 20

6. Put Something Offensive Here (6-6, 1046)- Can clinch playoff spot with win, can clinch 4th seed with WIN and One Testy Punter Loss.

7. Come on Hakeem (5-6-1, 1084)- Can clinch with playoff spot with WIN AND Leam Loss AND not be outscored by a winning Hawk by 30

8.  Suh Mack Hawk (5-6-1, 1055)- Can clinch with win AND leam Loss And outscoring a winning Hakeem by 30 OR Win AND Leam Loss AND Hakeem Loss

Kriegers

1. All The Bacon and Eggs You Have (9-3, 1186) -Clinched 1st round bye, can clinch #1 seed with a win

2. After Life Aquatic with OBL (8-4, 1068)- Clinched Playoff spot, can clinch 1st round bye with win, can clinch 1st seed with win AND Bacon and Eggs loss coupled with outscoring Bacon and Eggs by 119

3. Mississippi Dong Slingers (7-4-1, 1096)- Clinched playoff spot, can clinch 1st round bye with Win AND Afterlife Loss

4. Ice Cold Bruschis (7-5, 1170)- Clinched Playoff spot, can clinch #3 seed with Win

5. Using Your Head with James Harrison (7-5, 1063)- Clinched playoff spot, can clinch #3 seed with Win and Bruschi/Dongslinger Tie OR a win AND outscoring a winning bruschis by 108

6. Cutler's Pottery Barn Gift Receipt (6-6, 968 HAHAHAHAHHAHA MY TEAM IS BAD)- Can clinch playoff spot with win

7. Kuhn Tang Klan ANTFW (5-6-1, 1135)- Can clinch playoff spot with win AND Pottery Barn loss

8. Dexter's Viking Adventure (5-7, 1040)- Can Clinch playoff spot with win AND Pottery Barn loss AND kuhn Tang Klan Loss

9. Mendenhall's OBL Fan Club (5-7, 939)- Can Clinch playoff spot with win AND Pottery Barn loss AND Kuhn Tang Klan loss AND Dexters loss OR Win AND PB loss AND KTK loss AND outscoring a winning dexter by 102.

Archers

1. I Wanna Rex You Up (11-1, 1185) Clinched #1 Seed

2. Cromartie's Foster Kid Emporium (8-4, 1268) Clinched playoff spot, can clinch 2 seed with a win AND Drop and Yar losses OR Win AND outscoring Drop and Yar

3. Drop It Like It's Hot Ft. James Jones (8-4, 1225) Clinched Playoff Spot, Can clinch 2 seed with win AND outscoring a winning Hyatt by 44 OR win AND Hyatt and Yar Loss... you get the idea 

4. I WILL DESTROY HER (8-4, 1121) Clinched Playoff Spot, Can clinch 2 seed with win AND Hyatt and Drop losses

5. Pippa Middleton's Hypnotic A$$ (7-5, 1067) Can clinch playoff spot with win OR loss and JP loss OR loss and

6. Rock Me Abberderis (7-5, 1003) Can clinch playoff spot with win OR loss and JP loss OR outscoring a winning JP

7. Indianapolis Steakhouse (6-6, 1104) Can Clinch a playoff spot with Win AND not being outscored by Tex/Saltire loser.

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