BCB fantasy Football Open Thread

by Hyatt on Nov 7, 2011 12:02 PM CST

So I'm about 3 and a half weeks from having kid #2, and you would not believe all the crap that entails. Throw in the fact that it was the wife's birthday weekend, and I barely had time to fit in the Packer game and catch up on the Walking Dead. Anyway, I wasn't able to follow through on my promise of new power Ranks, so... sorry? I will have them tomorrow at lunch. I may even get a mid-season review done. So we'll talk about that. Anyway, feel free to express yourself about your team here. I'll be around with some hearty FUs to my squad as well. In fact, since I haven't made the word count yet, let's start with my entire Kriegers team:

0 Touchdowns?!? You guys couldn't manage a single touchdown all week? That's just awful.

But not as awful as the Oakland Raiders Defense. I bet big against Tebow this week, starting the Raiders in a couple leagues, and they couldn't stop that guy at all. Seriously, he has the worst throwing motion since Jamarcus, he has little pocket presence (see 14 sacks taken in the previous two games) AND YOU GUYS GIVE UP 38 POINTS AGAINST THAT ASSHAT?!? WTF MAN?!?

Please take note that I did not make a disparaging remark against the man's religion or his following. The fact is that a man's religion is his business, and not for anyone to judge. Except Scientologists, they are just idiots.

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Totally failed on lineup nirvana this week.

Marshawn Lynch vs. the Cowboys on a gimp foot? – Let’s start Dexter McClusterf**k instead
Colston and Boldin with the hot hands, Gaffney as the only real target in Washington plus too many receivers in GB means Jordy Nelson and his 16 points were on the bench.

Let’s just hope Forte can pick up six against the Eagles tonight to carry me to the win

/Real football note…you can’t score enough points to beat the Packers, no matter how bad the defense might get

by doubleb440 on Nov 7, 2011 1:08 PM CST reply actions

Perhaps if you were korean dick vitale

You’d have better luck.

As for the packers, the defense was -24, which is the packers lowest offensive output on the year. I’m not worried.

"That's not a weird stat. Rickie is a run-scorer," Yost said. "It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter," Yost told reporters. "See, you guys have no concept. He's a run-scorer. So there's nothing weird about it. That's what he does."
BCB Fantasy Football League 1 Champ

by Hyatt on Nov 7, 2011 11:19 PM CST via mobile up reply actions

How does that compare to Korean Elvis?

Applying pop culture to Brewers discussions since 2009, earning the nickname of "Our Little Abed".

by Yar Nivek on Nov 8, 2011 11:38 AM CST up reply actions

That was far and away the best character they did.

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by tcyoung on Nov 8, 2011 2:44 PM CST up reply actions

Kevin's cracked me up

mundane ejaculation man is quite hillarious.

by Hyatt on Nov 9, 2011 1:29 PM CST up reply actions

also, protect your equipmunk.

by Hyatt on Nov 9, 2011 1:29 PM CST up reply actions

Sadly

My team actually didn’t disappoint me this week, but it wasn’t enough. :C

REWIND YOURSELF!

by drezdn on Nov 7, 2011 1:36 PM CST reply actions

Two questions Hyatt:

Do you play in Ontario 4 over at the GLFF site?

And if so, why the hell didn’t you trade me McCoy when I asked you too? You bastard. How am I supposed to 3-peat with the mess I have at RB? (That 3rd one is rhetorical, and thus doesn’t count.)

"fortunate, but also lucky"

by Ted Simmons Speed Camp on Nov 7, 2011 6:49 PM CST reply actions

I don't

But if I did, you’d have to blow me away with an offer for mccoy. Something like Forte and a #2 receiver

by Hyatt on Nov 7, 2011 11:16 PM CST via mobile up reply actions

0 fucking points, Desean?

Really?

Packers? Working on a dynasty.
Blackhawks? Taking care of business as usual.

Brewers, Badgers? THIS IS WHY YOU CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS.

by Tepo6688 on Nov 8, 2011 1:25 AM CST reply actions

A tip of the hat to...

Julio Jones who helps me slip past a squad led by Rodgers. I have no grievances this week.

A quick session of fungos is all Mat Gamel needs to play 3rd base for the Milwaukee Brewers.

by Brew Town Boozer on Nov 8, 2011 8:43 AM CST reply actions

Playing spoiler, I will not give up...

My entire team can go to hell. In the mean time, everyone will be up for grabs. I am not dumping my team so I still want decent trade value, I just want something different. This is for Gilbert Brown’s Mansierre in the BCB Archers league.

Owner of the great and powerful Stinky Cheese!

by golfallday on Nov 8, 2011 3:54 PM CST reply actions

Fuck me.

I lost to Noah in both leagues. That’s not my team’s fault. That’s my fault for putting together a team that can’t even beat a sober hippie from Madison, even if given 2 chances.

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by tcyoung on Nov 8, 2011 9:53 PM CST reply actions 3 recs

It's my fault for being awesome. Also LeSean McCoy's fault for being awesome.

LeSean McCoy is my pikachu.

by Noah Jarosh on Nov 8, 2011 11:36 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs

He won't evolve unless you tell him you don't love him anymore?

Packers? Working on a dynasty.
Blackhawks? Taking care of business as usual.

Brewers, Badgers? THIS IS WHY YOU CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS.

by Tepo6688 on Nov 9, 2011 1:13 AM CST up reply actions

Or he holds the Moonstone

Whichever

REWIND YOURSELF!

by drezdn on Nov 9, 2011 11:13 AM CST up reply actions

Scratch that

I meant thunderstone. I fail at Pokemon.

REWIND YOURSELF!

by drezdn on Nov 9, 2011 11:18 AM CST up reply actions

This is why you'll never be the very best.

by Noah Jarosh on Nov 9, 2011 1:06 PM CST up reply actions

you damn kids with your pokemon and your dan fogelberg records.

by Hyatt on Nov 9, 2011 1:10 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs

Football players as Pokemon:

Chris Johnson is Ash’s charizard. It could be awesome, but it just doesn’t give a fuck.

by Noah Jarosh on Nov 9, 2011 1:11 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs

Perhaps if it were more like the Honey Badger

then you’d have something.

by Hyatt on Nov 9, 2011 1:27 PM CST up reply actions

In 'Zard's defense,

do you respect Ash Ketchum’s abilities as a trainer? He spent an entire episode yelling at his Metapod because it wasn’t hard enough…

Packers? Working on a dynasty.
Blackhawks? Taking care of business as usual.

Brewers, Badgers? THIS IS WHY YOU CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS.

by Tepo6688 on Nov 9, 2011 4:40 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs

No, absolutely not.

Isn’t Lt. Surge the only trainer that he actually beat cleanly? And with awful strategy, too! “I’m just gonna train the shit out of my pikachu and then shower it in love later because I like it just how it is and that will overcome your awesome Raichu”. No! Go catch a fucking geodude! They are everywhere! Or you’re goddamn bulbasaur wouldn’t even be that bad! Or a dugtrio!

Most leaders were all like “Thank you for stopping the obviously completely inept team rocket, here’s a badge for your troubles”. You really don’t think Erika could have fucked up TR’s shit? Really?

Ash wasn’t even capable of waking up in time to get a decent starter and instead got a fucking yellow mouse. He’s lucky it somehow managed to be the one decent one in the world.

Whatever.

by Noah Jarosh on Nov 9, 2011 5:18 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs

Didn't he get one badge just for not failing the shit out of the Pokemon SATs?

Packers? Working on a dynasty.
Blackhawks? Taking care of business as usual.

Brewers, Badgers? THIS IS WHY YOU CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS.

by Tepo6688 on Nov 9, 2011 9:17 PM CST up reply actions

Probably

by Noah Jarosh on Nov 10, 2011 1:24 AM CST up reply actions

Eli Manning

Is Psyduck

REWIND YOURSELF!

by drezdn on Nov 9, 2011 5:58 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs

Clay Matthews is Machamp

by Noah Jarosh on Nov 9, 2011 7:18 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs

Is Greg Jennings a Lapras?

They both put the team on their backs, doe.

Packers? Working on a dynasty.
Blackhawks? Taking care of business as usual.

Brewers, Badgers? THIS IS WHY YOU CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS.

by Tepo6688 on Nov 9, 2011 9:18 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs

Switching to baseball

John Axford is Alakazam

by Noah Jarosh on Nov 9, 2011 9:52 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs

It's because of the spoons, isn't it?

Packers? Working on a dynasty.
Blackhawks? Taking care of business as usual.

Brewers, Badgers? THIS IS WHY YOU CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS.

by Tepo6688 on Nov 9, 2011 11:44 PM CST up reply actions 4 recs

Fogelberg Rec

Packers? Working on a dynasty.
Blackhawks? Taking care of business as usual.

Brewers, Badgers? THIS IS WHY YOU CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS.

by Tepo6688 on Nov 9, 2011 4:32 PM CST up reply actions

Not if it's Pokemon Yellow or the cartoon.

He refuses to use the stone. Then you have to threaten to put him up for adoption.

Packers? Working on a dynasty.
Blackhawks? Taking care of business as usual.

Brewers, Badgers? THIS IS WHY YOU CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS.

by Tepo6688 on Nov 9, 2011 4:29 PM CST up reply actions

ATTN Kreigers

Anyone willing to part with a running back for Tebow or Stafford? I’d be willing to add in Desean Jackson as well, but it would mean I’d need a better back too.

Packers? Working on a dynasty.
Blackhawks? Taking care of business as usual.

Brewers, Badgers? THIS IS WHY YOU CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS.

by Tepo6688 on Nov 9, 2011 1:13 AM CST reply actions

I would trade Tim Hightower for Tebow.

by Noah Jarosh on Nov 9, 2011 10:06 AM CST up reply actions

lol

Packers? Working on a dynasty.
Blackhawks? Taking care of business as usual.

Brewers, Badgers? THIS IS WHY YOU CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS.

by Tepo6688 on Nov 9, 2011 4:29 PM CST up reply actions

Tim Tebow stinks

I got goons.

by Dikembe Meiztombo on Nov 10, 2011 1:50 PM CST up reply actions

I agree,

but he puts up very solid Fantasy scores. He’s averaging 19.5 per game in the 4 weeks since taking over as starter, with the outlier being a 13 pointer against Detroit.

Packers? Working on a dynasty.
Blackhawks? Taking care of business as usual.

Brewers, Badgers? THIS IS WHY YOU CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS.

by Tepo6688 on Nov 10, 2011 2:19 PM CST up reply actions

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