Opening Day Frosty Mug
Some things to read while buying a lifetime supply of umbrellas.
I woke up early this morning, and couldn't get back to sleep. I almost decided to grill out for breakfast. Yeah, it must be Opening Day.
The roster is set and the Brewers are ready to start the 2011 season against the Reds in a few hours (FanShot). There weren't any last-minute surprises: Jonathan Lucroy and Corey Hart were placed on the DL to make room on the roster for Erick Almonte and Jeremy Reed, and we're good to go. Here's our opening series preview with Joel Luckhaupt of Fox Sports Ohio and Red Reporter.
The Brewers spent the day yesterday in snowy Cincinnati, where they worked out outside briefly before retreating to indoor batting cages. The pictures of the Brewers out in the snow were Big League Stew's favorites of the day.
Thankfully, the weather should not be an issue for today. The forecast for Cincinnati shows a high of 47 with light winds and just a 10% chance of rain. Not everyone is so lucky: Yesterday the Nationals were already talking about the possibility of postponement.
Other Opening Day notes:
- Yovani Gallardo gets the ball for the Brewers today, making his second Opening Day start. Big League Stew sorted this week's starters into five groups and lumped Gallardo in with "the replacements."
- Tom Haudricourt has today's likely Brewer lineup, with Wil Nieves getting the start at catcher.
- Erick Almonte will be on the bench today, but could start against lefty Travis Wood on Saturday.
- Bob Uecker is entering his 41st season on the air. Mark Yost of the Wall Street Journal has a profile of him.
Our game thread will open at noon today, and I hope to see you there. If you're looking for a multi-tasking opportunity, though, check out PocketDoppler's live chat featuring Brian Carriveau, editor of the Maple Street Press Brewer annual.
Regardless of what happens today, it's important not to get too worked up over it. It's only .6% of the regular season. With that said, In-Between Hops notes that this series against the Reds carries some extra significance: The Brewers went 3-11 vs Cincinnati last season, and would've been in the race in the Central if they'd gone 11-3.
If you're looking for a near sure thing to bet on today, put your pennies on Prince Fielder getting on base. The B-Ref Blog notes that Fielder reached base safely in 89.4% of his games last season, the second highest percentage in baseball. Logan Morisson of the Marlins was the leader.
Also, a long game might be a safe bet. Jordan Schelling notes that the Brewers only played 12 games in less than 2 1/2 hours last season. The Twins played 32.
It's important today to take a look back and remember how far the Brewers have come: Josh Wussow of Inside Wisconsin Sports compares the 2011 Opening Day roster to 2010.
Meanwhile, we got some bad (but somewhat expected) news yesterday regarding Zack Greinke. Ron Roenicke is conceding that the Brewers' new ace will likely miss all of April as he continues to rehab his ribs (FanShot). As Jaymes Langrehr of The Brewers Bar notes at the above link, the Brewers will still only need a fifth starter three times while Greinke is out.
Looking ahead a couple of days, Don Walker of the JS has a reminder to arrive early if you're planning on attending the home opener on Monday, as construction on I-94 and the big crowd will slow things down.
If you're heading out to the ballpark on Monday (or for the Rising Stars game on Saturday), you'll get a first look at the new Miller Park exclusive player t shirts. Some of them look pretty cool.
Back in Arizona, it was a sad day in minor league camp as the Brewers released 14 players (nearly all of them pitchers) and announced the retirement of two more (FanShot). Here's a quick look at the players who are moving on:
- Pitcher Evan Frederickson, the 35th overall pick in the 2008 draft, appeared in just 12 games above low A as a pro.
- Pitcher Chris Cody was acquired by the Brewers in the deal that sent Jose Capellan to Detroit. He spent most of the last two seasons with Nashville.
- 2010 23rd round pick Ryan Bernal pitched in 14 games for Helena.
- Pitcher and 2010 48th round pick Marques Kyles, son of bullpen coach Stan Kyles, appeared in 12 games in Arizona last year.
- Undrafted free agent pitcher Dexter Bobo made 18 relief appearances for Arizona and Brevard County.
- Fellow free agent pitcher Travis Stortz pitched in 12 AZL games.
- Utilityman and 2009 24th round pick Peter Fatse split 2010 between Wisconsin and Brevard County.
- 2008 24th round pick Brandon Ritchie pitched for Brevard County last season.
- Pitcher and 2007 18th round pick Bobby Bramhall was limited to just three games for the AZL Brewers in 2010 after undergoing Tommy John surgery.
- Pitcher and 2007 34th round pick Casey Baron made 13 appearances for Huntsville.
- Reliever David Johnson was a 2004 15th round pick, and had spent the last two seasons with Nashville.
- Dominican pitchers Jose Sanchez and Rigoberto Almonte hadn't appeared in a game above Wisconsin.
- Catcher James Skelton was signed to a minor league deal earlier this offseason.
- Austin Stockfisch, who spent 2010 as the backup catcher in Wisconsin, is one of the two players who decided to retire.
- The other retirement was catcher Mike Melillo, a 2010 31st round pick who had yet to make his pro debut.
Elsewhere in the minors:
- Brandon Boggs accepted his assignment to AAA (FanShot)
- Yesterday I mentioned that Adam Foster of Prospect Prospect said Kentrail Davis had "limited upside." I asked him to elaborate and he said Davis is "likely a corner OF in long run. Not a lot of power."
- Mike Woods of the Appleton Post Crescent has a preview of Wisconsin's season.
- Prospect Madness continues at Bernie's Crew: This matchup features Andre Lamontagne and Scooter Gennett.
The B-Ref Blog has an interesting note today: They list the Brewers as one of just six teams that have never had a pitcher accumulate 1000 career innings with an ERA+ over 120. Among pitchers with 1000 innings, Teddy Higuera (117 ERA+ and Ben Sheets (115) are the closest. Dan Plesac had a 128 ERA+ during his Brewer career, but only pitched 524.1 innings.
On power rankings and predictions and stuff:
- Craig Calcaterra has the Brewers 15th in his power rankings.
- Tim Brown of Yahoo also has the Brewers 15th.
- Jonah Keri is picking the Brewers to win the Central and lose the World Series.
- Brewers Mix is predicting 88 wins and a division title for the Brewers.
- Stacey of Camden Chat is picking the Brewers.
- Both writers at Wisconsin Sports Tap are picking the Brewers.
- Both Nicks at Nick's Twins Blog are picking the Brewers.
- All three contributors to the View From Bernie's Chalet podcast are picking the Brewers.
- Only one of the four writers at Bernie's Crew is picking the Brewers to win the Central, while one more picks them to win the Wild Card.
- Six of MLB Trade Rumors' nine writers are picking the Brewers.
- Jordan Bastian of MLB.com is picking the Brewers to finish second but win the Wild Card.
- David Schoenfield of ESPN is picking the Reds in the Central.
- Baseball Daily Digest is also picking the Reds.
- The Replacement Level Yankees Weblog used a combination of five projection systems to predict the Brewers for 83 wins and a third place finish, with a 28.7% shot at the playoffs.
- Larry Stone of the Seattle Times is picking the Brewers to finish fourth.
- ESPN's SweetSpot bloggers have Ryan Braun (third) and Prince Fielder (tied for seventh) among their preseason NL MVP candidates, with Rickie Weeks also receiving votes. Yovani Gallardo finished eighth in the Cy Young voting.
- The Sporting Hippeaux has Braun and Weeks on his "Sleeper" team.
- Justin Bopp of Beyond the Box Score listed Braun as the fourth best left fielder of the last five years, behind Matt Holliday, Carl Crawford and Alfonso Soriano.
- You Can't Predict Baseball says Yovani Gallardo will outperform Zack Greinke this season.
You may recall that Anthony Castrovince of MLB.com predicted the Brewers to finish fourth in yesterday's Mug. I asked him about it and here's what he had to say:
Obviously just a guess. But Cubs have a better bullpen which makes a big difference. Concerned with MIL depth all over.
And if my past predictions are any indication I just assured your men a playoff spot.
There's still time to make some predictions of your own. You have until game time today to enter the BCB Prediction Contest, and until tomorrow to enter Wezen-ball's.
Earlier this week I mentioned that I hadn't seen any confirmation about Luis Cruz's plans to sign with the Rangers. He must have signed, though, because he's starting to show up in minor league box scores. (h/t MLBTR)
Around baseball:
Astros: Designated pitcher Ryan Rowland-Smith for assignment.
Giants: Designated first baseman Travis Ishikawa for assignment.
Indians: Placed outfielder Grady Sizemore on the DL as he recovers from microfracture surgery on his left knee.
Marlins: Outfielder Dewayne Wise has refused a minor league assignment and is now a free agent.
Mets: Outfielder Jason Bay will open the season on the DL with an oblique strain.
Phillies: Released second baseman Luis Castillo.
Reds: Placed pitcher Jose Arrendondo (shoulder inflammation), outfielder Fred Lewis (oblique) and pitcher Jared Burton (shoulder inflammation) on the DL.
The Rowland-Smith move listed above got me thinking, as he's a freely available pitcher with starting experience and some success in his past. So I put it to a vote and a plurality of you (45% at last check) don't think it's a good idea to consider him for the fifth starter spot. Fair enough.
Yesterday's scariest moment likely belonged to the Giants, as Barry Zito was taken to the hospital following a car accident. Thankfully, Zito was released and his injuries are not believed to be serious. He's scheduled to start for the Giants on Sunday.
Earlier this week I mentioned that the Dodgers had released reliever Ron Mahay. The Washington Post notes that Mahay is the last active former replacement player from the 1994-95 strike.
If you've got a minute this morning, I've got something for you to check out: SBNation.com/mlb has been relaunched as Baseball Nation, and I think it looks pretty cool. Rob Neyer and Jeff Sullivan (who in my opinion doesn't get enough credit for his excellent work there) have done a very good job of making that page into something that should be one of the first sites you check for news and commentary.
I only wish our friends at Baseball Nation had thought of this first: Joe Posnanski has an interview with UZR.
On this day in 1998, the Brewers played the Braves in the franchise's first game as an NL team. Since the formation of the AL in 1901, the Brewers are still the only team to switch between the two leagues.
Elsewhere in baseball history, Dave Heller of the JS has a look at what the Milwaukee Journal said after the Brewers' first Opening Day in 1970.
With help from the B-Ref Play Index, happy birthday today to:
- 1975-76 Brewer Tom Hausman, who turns 58.
- Menasha, WI native and 1954-55 Milwaukee Brave Dave Koslo, who would have turned 91.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to fill in the blanks.
Drink up.
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That Axford shirt is sweet
I’m sure that will be a big seller. Although our own BCB mustache shirt is better.
The Corey Hart sunglasses are a corny/funny addition
by thefreewheelin76 on Mar 31, 2011 9:30 AM CDT reply actions
Hopefully the Store is open on Saturday.
I might pick up that Axford one as an early bday present to myself.
Yeah, the Axford one is the best. I wouldn't wear it to a Braves game, though.
http://www.mlbsoup.com
Love it!
But I don’t get the Braun one. Of course, they could have stolen my t-shirt idea and made it a braided #8 shaped like a loaf of challah bread… Coming to the back of a station wagon in Miller Park near you!
I think Braun's is cheese
The article mentions his and Caseys as about the “dairyland”. I think Yovanni’s looks a little more Remetee.
"Plenty of changes in the lineup, and if you want to know about them… check tomorrow’s paper." - Bob Uecker
by thefreewheelin76 on Mar 31, 2011 10:22 AM CDT up reply actions
You mean besides this?

Pujols is the Barack Obama of baseball.
by sjlee on Mar 31, 2011 10:42 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
I guess I'm the only one having problems seeing the t-shirts
When I click on that link, I only get a text version of the page.
Pujols is the Barack Obama of baseball.
BEISBOL.
I’m not smart enough to look at the other stuff and do anything but drool and mumble.
by Rubie Q on Mar 31, 2011 9:32 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
野球!
i'm fighting all the french people i can find. happy cinco de mayo!
by sowingwildoats on Mar 31, 2011 10:02 AM CDT up reply actions
AH shoot
its opening day and I completely forgot to call my meat man!
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FAIL
It’s #2 on the damn checklist. Unacceptable
1. Check the Grill and make sure that it works.
2.Call your meat man and ask are you ready.
3.Check with your beer guy and ask are your ready
4.Check with your wife and ask are you ready
5.Ask your self are you ready
Get a ife broseph
This thing needs to be more detailed.
What happens if your wife says ‘no’? I’ve been sitting here for 25 minutes because I don’t know how to proceed.
I’m not smart enough to look at the other stuff and do anything but drool and mumble.
replace wife, start over
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by Jeo on Mar 31, 2011 9:51 AM CDT up reply actions 6 recs
i think you go on no matter what the response
other than #1.
by PagsBrewCrew on Mar 31, 2011 9:52 AM CDT up reply actions
I think more relevant is
what if you’re female and your husband is your meat man? Who do you check with on #4?
by PagsBrewCrew on Mar 31, 2011 9:53 AM CDT up reply actions 6 recs
enjoy your rec good sir
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and that ladies and gentlemen, is how you go green.
i'm fighting all the french people i can find. happy cinco de mayo!
by sowingwildoats on Mar 31, 2011 10:02 AM CDT up reply actions
Then you will be too busy
keeping Bobby from playing ball in the house and Marsha’s nose from breaking to even worry about the list.
Or you ask cousin Oliver to finish.
When there is a scuffle in Ireland, there’s no need to specifically mention in the news story that alcohol was involved
by Getting Yosted on Mar 31, 2011 10:07 AM CDT up reply actions
Also
why is nieves starting?
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Madness
The same reason that Kotsay is starting, I assume.
by kingcharlesxii on Mar 31, 2011 9:41 AM CDT up reply actions
No reason that I can tell
He has no R/L split and Kottaras has a higher OBP against righties (not a surprise since he’s left-handed). I can’t think of a reason Nieves would ever start ahead of Kottaras except to give him a rest. Maybe Kottaras is nursing a very minor injury or illness?
Maybe they assume that with Gallardos bat they can make up for another black hole
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I'd never checked this before...
But Gallardo was significantly better with Kottaras/Zaun than he was with Lucroy last year.
Extremely small samples of course, just thought it was interesting.
Get a ife broseph
I think he's officially ahead of Kottaras
for whatever reason
intangible veteranousity? defense?
by PagsBrewCrew on Mar 31, 2011 9:54 AM CDT up reply actions
Defense I'd assume
Get a ife broseph
by Supertramp on Mar 31, 2011 9:55 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
So wait, does that shirt mean that Corey Hart is actually going along with a joke about sunglasses? That may be the most surprising news of the year!
Also, that Baseball Daily Digest preview that is linked up there was written by my brother. It’s a great read, if I do say so myself.
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I dont know how much say the players actually had in these designs
McGehee in particular doesnt look too happy
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"THIS MAKES ME LOOK FAT"
is what his eyes are screaming at me.
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by sowingwildoats on Mar 31, 2011 10:03 AM CDT up reply actions
"John gets an ax on his shirt and you make me look like a F#$Q@ing Cow?!"
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by Jeo on Mar 31, 2011 10:05 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
It's ridiculously thorough.
I didn’t have time to read it all this morning, but I was impressed.
Now that's great tasting chicken!
by Kyle Lobner on Mar 31, 2011 10:16 AM CDT up reply actions
On that note
Hell of a mug today Kyle, I can only hope to be productive today
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he missed sjlee and my debate about Cruz yesterday
clearly, he’s been slacking
by PagsBrewCrew on Mar 31, 2011 10:21 AM CDT up reply actions
briefly
debate was a misnomer
http://www.brewcrewball.com/2011/3/30/2080572/wednesdays-frosty-mug#62597972
by PagsBrewCrew on Mar 31, 2011 10:51 AM CDT up reply actions
I agree
well written. Only got through the first 3 teams and gave the cubs a quick scan. But maybe if I have another 20 minutes to kill I’ll read the rest
by PagsBrewCrew on Mar 31, 2011 10:22 AM CDT up reply actions
Week's shirt
okay…what’s special about it?
Fielder’s just looks like it’s cracked in the wash
by PagsBrewCrew on Mar 31, 2011 10:27 AM CDT up reply actions
They didnt show it
but it comes in a 7 pack, one for everyday of the week
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I liked Fielder’s the best, behind Axford. Nice, solid baseball stitches.
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Don't forget
Hart used that song as his walk-up music in his first All-Star game.
Pujols is the Barack Obama of baseball.
Note for new MLB.TV subscribers
The MLB.TV servers usually melt during the first 2-3 days of the regular season with connection and quality problems commonplace the past few years. After the first few days, everything calms down and quality returns to its normal levels. Keep in mind you can still listen to all of the games with the MLB.TV package.
This doesn’t seem to impact audio feeds so new MLB Audio and MLB At-Bat subscribers shouldn’t notice any difference.
Direct TV subscibers - Extra Innings is free through April 10th
Doesn’t help you out if you’re in an office of course
Get a ife broseph
by Supertramp on Mar 31, 2011 9:53 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
looking at the 40 man
Almonte and Reed both take two spots and have two uniform numbers
I guess they borrowed LaPorta’s portable LaCloner
7 Jeremy Reed L-L 6’0" 195 Jun 15, 1981
62 Jeremy Reed L-L 6’0" 195 Jun 15, 1981
74 Erick Almonte R-R 6’2" 245 Feb 1, 1978
22 Erick Almonte R-R 6’2" 245 Feb 1, 1978
I totally agree that Gallardo is going to have a better year than Greinke
Mainly because he’s always seemed to underperform his own potential; this could be his breakthrough year
"Do not mess around when it's my head. That is personal." -Carlos Gomez
It's always IP for me
If Gallardo moves his IP for the year 15 innings up or so, he should see a jump in K’s and wins which always seems to garner attention in Cy Young voting. His WAR would increase with IP, too.
It hasn't been about wins the past couple years
Think they’ve moved past that. I’d argue strikeouts and ERA are the biggest indicators.
Get a ife broseph
He underperforms his potential because he wastes pitches
For their careers Greinke vs Yo in pitcher’s counts:
Greinke after 1-2 count: 1376 AB 67 BB 579 K (53% of AB end with ball in play)
Gallardo after 1-2 count: 642 AB 46 BB 313 K (44% of AB end with ball in play)
Greinke after 0-2: 835 AB 20 BB 371 K (53% of AB end with ball in play)
Gallardo after 0-2: 404 AB 20 BB 194 K (47% of AB end with ball in play)
Yo has a better OPS, 364/465 after 0-2 and 411/478 after 1-2, but his focus on Ks appears to be costing him around 1 inning every other game.
When there is a scuffle in Ireland, there’s no need to specifically mention in the news story that alcohol was involved
by Getting Yosted on Mar 31, 2011 11:03 AM CDT up reply actions
Personally...
I would up the minimum game requirements no the BRef study to make sure I never had a list that was headed be the infamous Logan Morisson.
by LosinCatmansLove on Mar 31, 2011 9:59 AM CDT reply actions
I would just like it to be known that
I will enjoy wasting countless work hours spending hours of constructive time with you fine people.
i'm fighting all the french people i can find. happy cinco de mayo!
by sowingwildoats on Mar 31, 2011 10:06 AM CDT reply actions
I put my guesses in for the BCB Projection Poll.
Any other polls on here I need to put guesses in for before the start of the season?
A few days ago we had a conversation about how the Brewers were doing a bad job of marketing Gallardo
the "Jersey Shore" shore boys might put on Yovani Gallardo’s tattoo-inspired shirt when "T-Shirt Time" comes around
Apparently they didn’t get the message.
agreed
that line made me want to punch someone
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Carefully planning
my violent coup over the office radio by 1 PM. Things the boss is not a fan of: baseball. Things the boss is a fan of: country music. I can not abide.
by mpbMKE on Mar 31, 2011 10:19 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
This aggression will not stand.
I’m not smart enough to look at the other stuff and do anything but drool and mumble.
take it over,
if not, hide a MP3 player that gets the radio, and just use one ear bud.
Mission success.
The old administration has heard it’s people and has agreed to a peaceful transition of power in roughly 2 hours, 15 minutes.
Steve Berthiaume @ ESPN picked the Astros to win the Central
Apparently at ESPN, “expert” is treated as more of a spectrum of idiocy than a designation of competency.
by MillerParkSouth on Mar 31, 2011 10:25 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Those picks are a sham
In many cases, the producers make guys pick different teams, for variety. One time, Kruk picked the Pirates or somebody to win something, and later owned up to doing what the producer asked.
If you want highlights, go to ESPN. If you want Yankees/Red Sox coverage, go to ESPN. If you want baseball analysis, run, run away from ESPN.
by Marty McSuperFly on Mar 31, 2011 10:49 AM CDT up reply actions
Well, yeah.
But it’s still funny to watch them appeal to the largest audience possible instead of trying to be smart.
Also funny that it seems like the guys who get the most airtime are the ones who are willing to make dumb picks at the behest of their producers.
by MillerParkSouth on Mar 31, 2011 10:57 AM CDT up reply actions
Right, so it's basically a negative feedback loop.
by MillerParkSouth on Mar 31, 2011 11:02 AM CDT up reply actions
Preview of Yankees/Tigers
“45 people on ESPN.com picked the Red Sox to win the East. How can the Yankees win?”
Nice preview of the Tigers game, guys.
by Marty McSuperFly on Mar 31, 2011 11:06 AM CDT up reply actions
As long as you know what you're watching
I think it’s funny to watch them try to justify those awful picks.
by Marty McSuperFly on Mar 31, 2011 11:04 AM CDT up reply actions
That's when they take Jon Miller off his medication.
Wait, they don’t have Jon Miller anymore… That’s when they put Orel Hershiser on Jon Miller’s medication.
The McGehee cow shirt is incredible
In my dream world, the Packers would be called the “Green Bay Cows” and wear black and white spotted jerseys
"Do not mess around when it's my head. That is personal." -Carlos Gomez
by JAMOOL on Mar 31, 2011 10:26 AM CDT reply actions 2 recs
Likewise.
Now that's great tasting chicken!
by Kyle Lobner on Mar 31, 2011 11:27 AM CDT up reply actions
maybe it's farm camo
http://www.mlbsoup.com
by tcyoung on Mar 31, 2011 11:47 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
For posterity's sake
Predictions for this season:
Brewers’ record: 85-77
NL East: Braves
NL Central: Reds
NL West: Rockies
Wild card: Phillies
AL East: Red Sox
AL Central: White Sox
AL West: Rangers
Wild card: Yankees
NLCS: Rockies over Braves
ALCS: Red Sox over Rangers
World Series: Red Sox over Rockies
Eternal truth: Cubs will get everyone’s hopes up for just long enough, then absolutely torpedo.
Shouldn't be too tough
I haz Google ninja skillz.
by Cheeseandcorn on Mar 31, 2011 10:32 AM CDT up reply actions
lemme guess
you’ll google ‘cheeseandcorn “ninja skillz”’
by PagsBrewCrew on Mar 31, 2011 10:34 AM CDT up reply actions
Not that I've seen
Feel free to start your own – or turn this into one, I suppose.
by Cheeseandcorn on Mar 31, 2011 11:39 AM CDT up reply actions
Brewers 2011 record: 161-1
with the loss due to technicality.
i'm fighting all the french people i can find. happy cinco de mayo!
by sowingwildoats on Mar 31, 2011 11:41 AM CDT up reply actions
JoePos
I saw that he’ll be in my town doing research and writing a book on JoePa for a month. Not quite sure if that’s immediate or when.
In any case, maybe I can stalk him down. If so, anyone have any questions for the man? Maybe I can try to arrange an interview some weekend.
OMG HOW DID YOU GET SO AWESOME AT LIFE, JOE?
by Cheeseandcorn on Mar 31, 2011 10:52 AM CDT up reply actions
yeah...i hope I wouldn't babble
I’m not prone to babblification, but shit can happen.
by PagsBrewCrew on Mar 31, 2011 10:54 AM CDT up reply actions
I'll have him
sign my boobs.
you know what would be cool – a signed digital camera so it makes a watermark on everything else you take (of course, as a mirror image)
by PagsBrewCrew on Mar 31, 2011 11:03 AM CDT up reply actions
Are we talking man-boobs?
Or have I mistakenly thought you were a guy all this time?
Pujols is the Barack Obama of baseball.
heh
I’m a guy…sans man boobs. just seemed like some uncomfortable imagery to leave you with. How’d I do?
by PagsBrewCrew on Mar 31, 2011 11:12 AM CDT up reply actions
The internet has made the creation of a new gender-neutral pronoun a necessity. “They” is too impersonal, and “it” is just insulting.
zhi/zhim has been in use in the transgender community for a while.
not widely, but still. pronounced zee/zim.
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by sowingwildoats on Mar 31, 2011 11:26 AM CDT up reply actions
I'm assuming
not all people whom I can’t gender identify on internet messge boards are transgendered. But I could be wrong—it’s a wild world.
i'd like to say it's because i'm a man of the world
but my girlfriend has a minor in gender studies.
i'm fighting all the french people i can find. happy cinco de mayo!
by sowingwildoats on Mar 31, 2011 11:39 AM CDT up reply actions
"man of the world"
If you didn’t put something about your girlfriend, I wasn’t sure how I’d take that.
Pujols is the Barack Obama of baseball.
by sjlee on Mar 31, 2011 1:08 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
If you wanted to make me uncomfortable, you succeeded.
However, no imagery came to mind.
I was pretty sure you were a guy and were just trying to be funny… but I wanted to make sure so that I didn’t put my foot in my mouth (any further) in future discussions.
Pujols is the Barack Obama of baseball.
I've been told
I’d make a butt-ugly girl, so I won’t try
by PagsBrewCrew on Mar 31, 2011 11:36 AM CDT up reply actions
Believe me
I had to try really think about it before making that post… in particular how to word it.
Besides, Pags and I get along pretty well, so I figured it wouldn’t be taken the wrong way.
Pujols is the Barack Obama of baseball.
Grammar police... pull over.
There’s no verb in that sentence… unless you’re trying to say that I’m having relations with a child born out of wedlock.
Pujols is the Barack Obama of baseball.
by sjlee on Mar 31, 2011 1:09 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Better idea
Hey, remem- ‘member that one time when you wrote that story about Zack Greinke, and it was on the cover of Sports Illustrated, but his face wasn’t on the cover? You remember that? THAT WAS AWESOME.

by Cheeseandcorn on Mar 31, 2011 11:09 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
Holy crap
Kruk just said Brett Gardner has unparalleled speed anywhere else in baseball. Wow.
by Marty McSuperFly on Mar 31, 2011 11:08 AM CDT reply actions
Somewhere in Seattle
Ichiro is designing a more aerodynamic batters helmet and cursing under his breath.
by mpbMKE on Mar 31, 2011 11:11 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yes
“Unparalleled” seems a bit much, though.
Just piling on to ESPN until the games start.
by Marty McSuperFly on Mar 31, 2011 11:16 AM CDT up reply actions
It's sad
That Kruk can say something like that and I don’t even think about how ridiculous it is.
Get a ife broseph
Thats because he plays for the Yankees
and thats the only team Kruk is allowed to watch
"Special teams means special times, bros"
Now that you mention it
I think the exact quote was “unparalleled speed, on the level of Jacoby Ellsbury”
by Marty McSuperFly on Mar 31, 2011 11:21 AM CDT up reply actions
so does Ellsbury have
orthogonal speed? congruent? intersecting?
I’m guessing since they’re on the same level, they’re at the very least coplanar
by PagsBrewCrew on Mar 31, 2011 11:26 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs
I believe
it would be asymptotically
approaching, and for all intents and purposes, there
but not
by BEARDEDJEFF on Mar 31, 2011 11:47 AM CDT up reply actions
yeah...i even spent a bit of time
trying to google to find a more precise definition for two lines obliquely intersecting. came up with nothing.
by PagsBrewCrew on Mar 31, 2011 12:00 PM CDT up reply actions
I've got it!!!
anti-paralleled
technically different from paralleled, but not so as anyone can tell if you zoom in enough to not see the directionality of the vectors. And apparently we don’t see baseball from the same big picture as Kruk
by PagsBrewCrew on Mar 31, 2011 11:39 AM CDT up reply actions
I love sports journalists
According to Wendy Nix, Don Mattingly’s “laid-back personality” has re-invigorated the Dodgers. Because Joe Torre was such a manic, in-your-face hardass.
by Marty McSuperFly on Mar 31, 2011 11:43 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
his snorring was way too intense for the team
I was disappointed with the lack of hookers but the pancakes were delightful
by the way, I've been meaning to tell you: Welcome back!
I was disappointed with the lack of hookers but the pancakes were delightful
thanks
I’ve clearly missed having a baseball-ranting outlet.
by Marty McSuperFly on Mar 31, 2011 11:48 AM CDT up reply actions
Vegas has no clue as to what's going to happen in today's game
Brewers 1.5 (-220)
Reds -1.5 (180)
Brewers win Even
Reds win -110
Over 8 total runs -130
Under 8 total runs +110
In other words, the Brewers are heavy favorites to lose by exactly 1 run or win outright.
The Brewers are slight underdogs to win outright.
The teams are likely to score at least 8 runs combined.
So it looks like Vegas expects a very close game, but with at least 8 runs scored. That’s really unusual. When Vegas sets the lines to expect a close game the O/U on total runs is rarely more than 7. Dodgers vs. Giants have a 6.5 O/U today.
If you have a strong feeling as what’s going to happen today, there’s a lot of money to be made.
by ecocd on Mar 31, 2011 11:45 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Great American Ballpark
and two of the top offenses in the National League. As for everything other than the O/U, that is pretty weird.
What was the deal with Evan Frederickson?
Injury or what? I guess I see “35th pick overall” and wonder why he never made it past class A. Most of the other releasees look like they were roster filler.
from what i hear
he was a “workout wonder” and never should have been taken that high
"Special teams means special times, bros"
and when i say "from what i hear"
I mean from what I’ve read on BCB
"Special teams means special times, bros"
local radio
looking for the game on the radio in the neenah/appleton area. Can anyone help?
kyle will help you out
KFIZ from what I recall was in that area. can’t remember the frequency. FM though?
by PagsBrewCrew on Mar 31, 2011 1:47 PM CDT up reply actions
or this is better
1150 AM WHBY – The Voice of the Fox Cities Appleton WI News
by PagsBrewCrew on Mar 31, 2011 1:49 PM CDT up reply actions









































