A Musical Interlude: Ice, Ice LOOGY

by Kyle Lobner on Apr 9, 2011 12:00 PM CDT in Crimes Against Humanity

This is the part where I normally say "With apologies to (band I'm ripping off)," but I'm not sure Vanilla Ice actually deserves apologies. Queen might, though. Here's the video, if you need help following along.

Yo, Roenicke....let's kick it!

All right stop, and commence your shouting,
Mitch is back for another short outing.
Coming out, to retire a lefty
Cause that's the only thing that Stetter does deftly.

Will it ever stop? Yo, probably so.
If a righty comes up they'll call in Kameron Loe.
His splits are extreme, so keep a tight handle
Against non-lefties he gets lit up like a candle.

SWING, and then away you go.
One time Mitch struck out 15 in a row.
But ONLY one batter can be seen.
He gets a quick out and then calls in Sean Green.

Called in, then leaving, and he's on his way
You'd better watch fast or you'll miss his whole day.
But if a lefty is your problem, Mitch will solve it.
Get out the hook and let the bullpen resolve it.

Ice, Ice LOOGY
Ice, Ice LOOGY
Ice, Ice LOOGY
Ice, Ice LOOGY.

I think we can all agree that one verse of this was enough. Word to your closer.

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I think I like this better than Macha Rhapsody

Every time I see Stetter now, I’ll think “Yo Roenicke, let’s kick it.”

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by jlang on Apr 9, 2011 12:08 PM CDT reply actions

A. Maze. Ing.

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by Troy J. on Apr 9, 2011 1:03 PM CDT reply actions

After writing one verse, I thought it was closer to A. Trocious.

But I’m glad you guys are enjoying it.

Now that's great tasting chicken!

by Kyle Lobner on Apr 9, 2011 4:02 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions

Awesome

Hopefully his career lasts longer than VI’s

by nullacct on Apr 9, 2011 1:27 PM CDT reply actions 3 recs

That's disturbing.

My goodness.

by BrewHaHeather on Apr 9, 2011 2:51 PM CDT up reply actions

yes,

yet I can’t stop looking at it. Like The Kramer.

Celebrating the addition of Greinke and mourning the loss of my man crush Cain

by molitorfan on Apr 9, 2011 3:09 PM CDT up reply actions

and worth a rec

"That's not a weird stat. Rickie is a run-scorer," Yost said. "It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter," Yost told reporters. "See, you guys have no concept. He's a run-scorer. So there's nothing weird about it. That's what he does."
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by Hyatt on Apr 9, 2011 4:16 PM CDT up reply actions

Look at his glove hand.

Does anybody else think that looks…odd?

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by Yar Nivek on Apr 9, 2011 2:07 PM CDT reply actions

Parra had a good stint in Appleton today

22 pitches 16 for strikes 0BBs 0H 4ks
also, per Haudricourt:
“Brewers assistant GM Gord Ash confirmed that RHP Zack Greinke is on track to pitch in the big leagues in the first week of May.”

encouraging news today

I am too drunk to taste this chicken.

by ThroughBeingCool on Apr 9, 2011 4:10 PM CDT reply actions

And now Haudricourt's saying Greinke's return could be sooner.

by Cheeseandcorn on Apr 9, 2011 4:34 PM CDT up reply actions

I just realized the irony of comparing a One-Hit Wonder to a One Out Guy.

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by Yar Nivek on Apr 9, 2011 4:18 PM CDT reply actions

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