I've been ridiculously busy between baby, pregnant wife, work, and just containing the AWESOMENESS THAT IS ME!!!  Actually, the first 3 are true.  Anyway, I've been busy as hell and frankly, too tired to write.  So here's a brief synopsis of what has happened:

- 2 trades are pending, one between the Marci, and the other between tcyoung and Grienke's mages (sorry, for got who that is).  I'll tell you that I voted to allow one, and put a veto up for another.

- Last week, Pujols is Byrnesin got his first win, and masondolo's Picture Me Rollins keeps on rolling with a big 420+ point performance.  I sucked, but not as bad as tcyoung's Randy Like The Wolf.  How bad was he? It's wednesday, and he's already outscored his team from last week.

- Scientists recently discovered the origin of the Asteroid belt between Mars and Jupiter.  The origin? Alderaan.  

- Arnold knocked up and has a love child with one of his housekeepers.  This makes his, "when can you start," line from that California Tourism commercial a lot creepier meaning.

- There really ain't shit on the waiver wire right now.  

- I'm tired.  Feel free to talk your shit to your players.  The following players of mine (or formerly mine) can get burned in a chemical fire and then get the vinegar in their eye as they are doused out: Fowler (3 points all week), McClouth (3), Jared Weaver and Dan Hudson (really?  Combined 1.5 points), Pittsburgh Pitchers in general, and Armando Galaraga.  Luckily, my team is off to a better start as Peavy is back.  Go my team!