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If you went to bed early last night (and I'm a little embarrassed to admit I did) then you missed another relatively rare Brewer road victory, assuring a .500 road trip. Yovani Gallardo was solid if unspectacular again last night, allowing two runs on five hits and three walks over six innings and striking out a season high nine. Brew Gritt notes that Gallardo is on pace for a career high 18 wins this season (as is Shaun Marcum, by the way). Gallardo has a 1.80 ERA over his last four starts.

The Brewers also discovered a new way to score runs on the road last night: Getting hit by pitches. Prince Fielder was hit for the 73rd time in his career in the first inning, and Jonathan Lucroy drove in the game winning run by getting hit with the bases loaded in the sixth. Plunk Everyone notes that it was the 50th RBI HBP in Brewer history.

Meanwhile, the Padres had a night that will sound familiar to Brewer fans, as they went 0-for-5 with runners in scoring position and stranded eleven baserunners in the game. Marco Estrada, LaTroy Hawkins and John Axford each allowed two baserunners during their innings of work, but managed to escape without allowing a run.

Other notes from the field:

It worked out this time, but this likely doesn't bode well for the future: Mark Kotsay started in center field last night and went 3-for-4 with a double and two RBI. He played in place of Carlos Gomez, who Jack Moore of Disciples of Uecker noted is becoming a human highlight reel.

Of course, Kotsay might only be keeping the seat warm until Nyjer Morgan is ready to return. Morgan still isn't ready to come off the DL, but he's using the spare time to start his own official Twitter feed (@TheRealTPlush). He wasted no time interacting with @Tony_Plush and ripping a hole in the space-time continuum.

Last night's win brought the Brewers back to within a game of .500 entering play tonight. Charlie Wilmoth of SB Nation Pittsburgh says they're still a candidate to contend in the NL Central. Jon Star of MLB.com has a preview of tonight's series finale in San Diego.

When the Brewers return home tomorrow, Zack Greinke will return to the mound. Alex Remington of Big League Stew has a look at his last outing in this edition of Slumpbot .200.

In the minors:

Here's something that surprised me this morning: PETA surveyed the food offerings at major league ballparks and ranked Miller Park as baseball's tenth most vegetarian-friendly. (h/t Craig Calcaterra)

Around baseball:

Cardinals: Placed Nick Punto on the DL with a right forearm flexor strain.
Orioles: Infielder Cesar Izturis needs elbow surgery and will be out 6-8 weeks.
Royals: Designated pitcher Kanekoa Texeira for assignment.

You already know about Punto and all of the Cardinals' other injury concerns if you've read this morning's edition of Around the NL Central. Check it out if you haven't.

Elsewhere in the NL Central: With the Astros' sale pending and potential regime change in the front office with the Cubs, Bradley Woodrum of FanGraphs says changes could be on the horizon for the NL Central, long viewed as one of baseball's worst divisions.

Today in former Brewers:

If it felt like yesterday's five run Brewer game was an outburst of offense, it's because it was: All 30 major league teams were in action last night but just 95 runs were scored, the fifth lowest total on a 15 game day since 1998.

This is easily my favorite and the most bizarre news story today: Phillies pitcher Kyle Kendrick's World Series ring, which was stolen during the World Series, has been recovered in a swamp.

Now someone will probably turn "Found In The Swamp Day" into a minor league event. Baseball America has a list of Tuesday night's minor league promotions.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to make more Viagra marshmallows.

Drink up.

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everyone here owes Kotsay an apology

his OBP is .378 on the season! so much grit

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by JAMOOL on May 19, 2011 10:45 AM CDT reply actions  

I think I can get on board with this.

I’m sorry for trashing you and referring to you as Kotsucker, Mark.

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by tcyoung on May 19, 2011 10:51 AM CDT up reply actions  

Notsay?

Not me.

We pull our pants up and do our jobs here.

by Rubie Q on May 19, 2011 10:57 AM CDT up reply actions  

.356 minus the bizarre 3x IBB

But yeah, he hasn’t been horrible. If only he had an ISO higher than .052

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by SRB on May 19, 2011 10:59 AM CDT up reply actions  

but his GRIT is higher than .400

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by JAMOOL on May 19, 2011 11:01 AM CDT up reply actions  

Hooray for Kotsay

Although I’m proud to say I never joined on the Kotsay hate train that I hated reading about from day 1, I do owe him an apology for saying he didn’t have enough veteran presence to get on base like he has.

by Taterwithbacon on May 19, 2011 11:02 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

meh, I still have a strong distain for the man

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by Jeo on May 19, 2011 11:04 AM CDT up reply actions  

I don't dislike Kotsay

I don’t think he should be starting

Get a ife broseph

by Supertramp on May 19, 2011 11:08 AM CDT up reply actions  

For the Brewers?

I’m confused by your question

Get a ife broseph

by Supertramp on May 19, 2011 12:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh, sorry

I thought you said he should be starting. My bad :)

by nullacct on May 19, 2011 12:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

b/c every team needs a 4th (and 5th?) outfielder and Gamel would be worse that Kotsay out there

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by JAMOOL on May 19, 2011 11:20 AM CDT up reply actions  

I dont know if thats really true

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by Jeo on May 19, 2011 11:26 AM CDT up reply actions  

Hart and Braun play every day

Not sure how much their abilities to play defense matter since neither can play CF and should only play OF in an emergency.

Get a ife broseph

by Supertramp on May 19, 2011 11:26 AM CDT up reply actions  

If Kotsay is your alternative.

Hart and Braun can play CF.

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by Yar Nivek on May 19, 2011 12:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

RR doesn't ever play Boggs now

so I don’t think the Brewers need a 5th outfielder given Braun and Hart’s general durability. Tony Plush can play all three OF positions. Once Nyjer is back, the outfield options look like this:

Ryan Braun
Corey Hart
Nyjer Morgan
Mark Kotsay
Carlos Gomez
Brandon Boggs

Hart and Braun are superior and durable at LF/RF than any other option on the roster. Kotsay should never be in CF since there’s no way his offense over the course of the season could overcome his defensive deficiency. Against RHP, Morgan will be better than Kotsay with both his defense and offense. Against LHP, Gomez’ anemic offense will be tempered by his defensive value and overall will outperform Kotsay, so Gomez gets the starts over Kotsay in CF.

RR has shown no need or inclination to use a 5th OF so where does Kotsay fit when Morgan back on the roster? His only rational role with be a pinch-hitting bench player. Their pinch-hitters right now are Mike Rivera (RHB), Craig Counsell (LHB) and Mark Kotsay (LHB).

Taking 2012 into account, I don’t think a good argument can be made for Kotsay over Gamel in a pinch-hitting role.

Kotsay doesn’t have a role on this team and arguably never did.

by ecocd on May 19, 2011 11:50 AM CDT up reply actions  

i don't like having him in center either

but Gomez definitely needed a day off and I guess they weren’t sold on Boggs starting

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by JAMOOL on May 19, 2011 11:51 AM CDT up reply actions  

Why did Gomez need a day off?

He was just off on Saturday.

Get a ife broseph

by Supertramp on May 19, 2011 12:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

because he had a rough couple of nights at the plate, constantly failing with RISP

mostly due to a pretty bad approach

considering that kotsay’s bat is better than gomez’s it’s not really a bad decision

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by JAMOOL on May 19, 2011 12:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

So we consider that Kotsay's bat is better, but don't consider Gomez's glove is better?

Couple bad games at the plate means you see the bench? Not sure about that.

Get a ife broseph

by Supertramp on May 19, 2011 12:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

of course you consider that, which is why Gomez usually starts

i think a few bad games should get you benched if you’re Gomez (or Betancourt) since those two haven’t really ‘proven’ themselves offensively

I’m not talking about going 0-8 over two games, I’m talking not making any contact, swinging at pitches way out of the strike zone, being overcome by the “moment”…

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by JAMOOL on May 19, 2011 12:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Does it matter if he had a couple of the best defensive games of the year

Or hitting is all that matters?

Do you expect sitting him for a game to make him a better hitter down the road? I think they’ve tried that, and it didn’t really work.

Get a ife broseph

by Supertramp on May 19, 2011 12:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, it matters a lot

Thats why he’s the everyday starter

There are a few players in Major League Baseball who get incredibly worked up and frustrated, for whom a “slump” isn’t just random variance. Gomez definitely seems like one of those guys

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by JAMOOL on May 19, 2011 12:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah

"I don't even know who Bryce Harper is — hah, hah, hah, hah, hah!" -Nyjer Morgan

by JAMOOL on May 19, 2011 1:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

.240 OBP in games after a day off

Not sure if it really matters

Get a ife broseph

by Supertramp on May 19, 2011 1:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

stats are great

but anyone watching the games knows the two sides to Gomez’s approach. He was actually on a stretch where he had a good swing and was showing some discipline. Lately, he’s been having some ugly swings where he’s putting all of his muscle into the swing, making him behind normal fastballs down the middle. Maybe for you as a fan you can sit back and say Gomez is what he is, but the coaches actually have a job to do. For them to sit back and not do anything just because they don’t ever expect Gomez to be a great hitter would be awful. There comes a time where a few days just taking BP with the hitting coach is more valuable than striking out over and over.

by Mr. Saturn on May 19, 2011 2:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Right, but there's zero evidence that sitting him out helps him at the plate

What if letting him play everyday (provided he’s not fatigued given that he just had an off-day) works better?

I’m all for it if Morgan is healthy and they have a better CF option – but they don’t right now (Assuming Boggs won’t start)

Get a ife broseph

by Supertramp on May 19, 2011 2:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

It was one game (or maybe one PA...) where he had a such a "bad approach"

He had a .371 OBP in his last nine games, IIRC

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by SRB on May 19, 2011 2:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

The argument here would be Gamel needs 'defensive seasoning' at 1B.

Not that he isn’t a better PH option than Rivera, Deity, Kotsay.

I know there’s been stats thrown around about successful 1B with almost no playing time at the position in the minors, but personally I’d rather see him get some game reps in rather than wasting away on the bench.

Until interleague play starts at least, I’ll scream bloody murder if he’s not DHing then.

by MGT on May 19, 2011 11:54 AM CDT up reply actions  

There is no way he's DH'ing, get ready to scream

I can’t imagine a scenario where RR will ever let Gamel DH and sit Kotsay on the bench.

Get a ife broseph

by Supertramp on May 19, 2011 12:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Agree to disagree there

but I can accept the defensive seasoning argument, I guess.

He wouldn’t be rotting on the bench, though. Last year Joe Inglett started only 15 games, but appeared in 102 games so math says he got at least 87 PA as a pinch-hitter at the major league level. Given that NL teams practically always need at least one PH per game, a “full-time” PH on an NL roster could expect to get a PA every other day, at least.

I would agree that’s not ideal, but i don’t think that’s ‘rotting on the bench.’ Either. Rivera and Boggs are rotting on the bench.

by ecocd on May 19, 2011 12:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yup, I agree with that.

Nice game last night Kotsay. If I was in charge you would be out the door in favor of Boggs.

Give him an offspeed pitch down and in. He will swing and miss.

by cooper82 on May 19, 2011 11:42 AM CDT up reply actions  

I really don't understand the Boggs love.

He’s going to strike out 40% of the time and have an OPS of like .650. Spectacular player to be championing. His approach has looked pretty awful to me.

by MGT on May 19, 2011 11:42 AM CDT up reply actions  

Switch-hitter with pop

who isn’t a complete statue in the outfield.

I think that’s the attraction.

We pull our pants up and do our jobs here.

by Rubie Q on May 19, 2011 11:49 AM CDT up reply actions  

i would think Kotsay will probably get on base more though

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by JAMOOL on May 19, 2011 11:50 AM CDT up reply actions  

Numbers please?

There’s no argument defensively, Boggs is superior in 100% of the situations. As a starter, Kotsay is such a defensive liability than anyone with slightly positive defensive ability is going to have an advantage over him for overall value as a starting position player. Kotsay’s only value is in his offense as a pinch-hitter.

Kotsay historical OBP :
2007 – .279
2008 – .329
2009 – .327
2010 – .306

He has shown absolutely no useful power this season so his ONLY value comes from OBP and his .353 OBP (without IBB) isn’t sustainable. I’ll take power in a pinch-hitter over the ability to walk 9 times out of 10. Boggs already has 2 HR in 19 PA.

I still haven’t seen any convincing stats that demonstrates Kotsay is a viable roster addition in either a starting role or a pinch-hitting role.

If you like him on his intangibles, then so be it.

by ecocd on May 19, 2011 12:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

i don't care about intangibles

I’m not really defending the decision to go with him over Boggs, I don’t care either way, but Boggs isn’t exactly a clear choice

his 2008 in Texas was okay. .226/.333/.399. Decent but not starter numbers. 8 HR in 334 plate appearances. This year, yes he has the HRs, but only one other hit besides that.

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by JAMOOL on May 19, 2011 12:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Okay, cool.

Sorry for getting a bit worked up.

by ecocd on May 19, 2011 12:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

its not your fault, Kotsay just gets people heated. he's a proven winner

given what we know about major league managers, consider that Kotsay’s career BA is 70 points higher than Boggs, plus he’s a veteran, so I can see why they’re starting him

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by JAMOOL on May 19, 2011 12:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ugh, proven winner?

Give him an offspeed pitch down and in. He will swing and miss.

by cooper82 on May 19, 2011 12:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Charlie Sheen

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by Yar Nivek on May 19, 2011 12:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

i mean, that's what a manager would say right?

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by JAMOOL on May 19, 2011 12:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hah, yeah probably.

Whenever I hear our manager say something like that I hope they really don’t believe what they are saying. Of course I usually hope our manager doesn’t believe what he is saying.

Give him an offspeed pitch down and in. He will swing and miss.

by cooper82 on May 19, 2011 12:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Right.

Which is why I added “…with pop.”

We pull our pants up and do our jobs here.

by Rubie Q on May 19, 2011 11:54 AM CDT up reply actions  

Just because he has a tiny bit of pop doesn't mean he's a good hitter.

As the roster stands now I find it a defensible position to prefer Kotsay over Boggs in most offensive situations. He’s giving away a fair amount of defensive value, but as a spot starter in center, I don’t mind terribly while Tony Plush is out. Boggs couldn’t hit a lick in one of the most hitter friendly parks in the country, and hasn’t given me much confidence that he’ll be any better with the Brewers.

by MGT on May 19, 2011 12:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

A .733 OPS in 100 games

means he can’t hit a lick?

We pull our pants up and do our jobs here.

by Rubie Q on May 19, 2011 12:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

upon further review, you're right. I'm undervaluing Boggs.

maybe he just doesn’t handle getting bounced around or not getting regular playing time? Watching the games it seems like I see: swinging strike on ball 1, called strike, swinging strike on ball 2, yet another terrible approach from too many brewers.

by MGT on May 19, 2011 12:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

#2 Spot

Let’s hope it is official that Gomez is out of the #2 hole and Hart is ready to stay there. Nice to see guys in scoring position when Braun and Fielder come up to bat.

by Ryanweiss13 on May 19, 2011 10:48 AM CDT reply actions  

"you're walking BETANCOURT???"

that’s what i was yelling at the Padres last night. Buddy Black and company must have some evidence to back up their decision, but i found it perplexing even before Lucroy’s HBP/RBI. yeah sure, you’re setting up the double play, but are you really not that confident that you can get Yuni out?

but i was of course rooting for the Brewers, so no skin off my nose

by tdgbp on May 19, 2011 10:56 AM CDT reply actions  

Round Rock's starter is now "TBA"

Which is a shorthand of saying “Scott Feldman’s rehab start”

I was so excited about tonight, well, half of it, but now I guess I watch tomorrow.

by morineko on May 19, 2011 10:57 AM CDT reply actions  

Ted Thompson

As long as it is not a lineup of tall Q Tips you should be able to spot him.

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by molitorfan on May 19, 2011 11:08 AM CDT reply actions  

Ha!

I was scanning the comments just for this, so I wouldn’t have to say it. Also, if you spotted someone who looks simultaneously surprised and disinterested, that was him.

by mpbMKE on May 19, 2011 5:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

More Nyjer Morgan Postgame Comments
The CREW Fanz where ova powering dem padres!!! Beautiful…
I am trying 2 learn da roll out da barrell

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by SRB on May 19, 2011 11:10 AM CDT reply actions  

Makes me wish I had been able to go last night

Unfortunately, weeknight games during the school year are not good for the Braunophile. I’ve taken him to PETCO to see the Crew the past two seasons, but those were weekend series.

by Brew Angel on May 19, 2011 11:33 AM CDT up reply actions  

might not have been able to get tickets for last night's game

the stadium was packed pretty tight. and by “packed pretty tight”, i of course mean “a ghost town of empty navy blue seats”

i laughed out loud when they announced the attendance of 16,900. paid attendance, maybe, but actual bodies through the turnstile? i’ll be generous and say 10,000

by tdgbp on May 19, 2011 11:49 AM CDT up reply actions  

Same here

I always make the drive down from LA, but weekday-only games, and only 2 of them?

Sucks.

by Archibaldcrane on May 19, 2011 11:53 AM CDT up reply actions  

that's just how I felt about the games at Dodger

i always try to make at least one of them, but just two this year, and on a Monday and Tuesday? not making the drive from SD for that, i’m afraid….

by tdgbp on May 19, 2011 11:55 AM CDT up reply actions  

So I am currently in the hunt to purchase my first car that isnt a beater or something previously driven by my mother.

I want to get some Brewer plates (new school depending on the color of the car) but I dont know what to put on them. Any suggestions?

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by Jeo on May 19, 2011 11:28 AM CDT reply actions  

BCBJEO

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by tcyoung on May 19, 2011 11:32 AM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

PLUSHD

We pull our pants up and do our jobs here.

by Rubie Q on May 19, 2011 11:33 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yep

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by SRB on May 19, 2011 11:40 AM CDT up reply actions  

BRU CRU

It is what it is.

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~WOW!

Now that's great tasting chicken!

by Kyle Lobner on May 19, 2011 11:39 AM CDT up reply actions  

Get the old logo ones, from what I've seen they look way better.

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by SRB on May 19, 2011 11:39 AM CDT up reply actions  

You were off by 7

Paul Molitor got a hit in 3362 AB during his career (including postseason), not 3355.

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by SRB on May 19, 2011 12:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

CCEITY

or CC DT

Where are the trolls when you actually want them?

by SAE on May 19, 2011 11:48 AM CDT up reply actions  

CRGERS

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by SRB on May 19, 2011 12:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

FST SSG

(fast sausage) although people may flip it to sausage fest…

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by SAE on May 19, 2011 11:57 AM CDT up reply actions  

FRE GML

Where are the trolls when you actually want them?

by SAE on May 19, 2011 12:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

TRUGRIT

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DEPUTY

Where are the trolls when you actually want them?

by SAE on May 19, 2011 12:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

KERWIN

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by SRB on May 19, 2011 12:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

AXSTACH

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FRSTYMG

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by Yar Nivek on May 19, 2011 1:00 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

I'd recommend a bumper sticker too

“This car used to be a Candian member of the Texas Rangers.”

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by Yar Nivek on May 19, 2011 1:04 PM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

MSTR B8

Which is clearly Mr. Braun #8

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by SAE on May 19, 2011 2:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

NOSOUP

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by tcyoung on May 19, 2011 4:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

RWYRSF

Give him an offspeed pitch down and in. He will swing and miss.

by cooper82 on May 19, 2011 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

It will be on a 05/06 Pontiac GTO if that helps

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by Jeo on May 19, 2011 11:38 AM CDT reply actions  

and reply fail

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by Jeo on May 19, 2011 11:38 AM CDT up reply actions  

color?

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by tcyoung on May 19, 2011 11:54 AM CDT up reply actions  

Don't be racist.

We pull our pants up and do our jobs here.

by Rubie Q on May 19, 2011 11:59 AM CDT up reply actions  

I suppose you wouldn't know that yet...

I’ve got the new school plates on my car. They look much better on dark colored cars. If you get a silver car, you could get away with the old school plates, but IMO, those plates are so bright, they make your car look like a beach ball. A friend of mine has the old school plates on his blue Honda, and they don’t stick out as bad.

Word of caution.. If you’re getting a GTO, and you plan on driving it during winter, make sure to pick up a set of winter or all season tires for it. My dad’s been driving an 05’ GTO for a few years, and every time I see him during winter, he complains about how poorly it handles in the slightest bit of snow. So much power and too little weight… He can’t even get up the driveway. I believe he got some all seasons for it, and it’s improved, but still not great.

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by tcyoung on May 19, 2011 12:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not all-seasons.

Snows. Get them.

fka "warwick5s"

by DEUCE SLUICE on May 19, 2011 12:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

I've gone 5 winters without them despite a 35+ mile commute

really, you just need allseasons with lots of tread unless you’re inexperienced in the snow

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by JAMOOL on May 19, 2011 12:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

My new baby will not see winter

The rusty purple stratus will be able to handle the winters

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by Jeo on May 19, 2011 2:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yup.

This one takes it.

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by Rubie Q on May 19, 2011 1:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

That is sick.

Unfortunately, only a select few will get it.

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by tcyoung on May 19, 2011 4:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

A higher portion of the population than would get many of the suggestions above.

Besides, then when people approach you to talk about it you know they’re not going to be OV stupid.

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by Yar Nivek on May 19, 2011 4:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Leaning toward this one, a lot easier to explain to friends and family as well

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by Jeo on May 19, 2011 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

What would the 3TO for a GTO be?

Walk = Uneventful drive from point A to point B
Strikeout = Speeding ticket
HR = ?

Where are the trolls when you actually want them?

by SAE on May 20, 2011 4:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

peta list

so, i’m no vegetarian, but i don’t understand the peta list. shouldn’t “vegetarian-friendly” include access to said food? in other words, if all the food is only available at the busiest stand in the park, making the lines really long and creating a high risk of cross contamination (the portabella burger is cooked on the same griddle or whatever in the same space as bacon), is that really desirable?

i’d be curious for a vegetarian view.

by Capt Science on May 19, 2011 12:00 PM CDT reply actions  

vegetarians don't like sports

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by JAMOOL on May 19, 2011 12:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

They also hate America

Or so I’m told by Fox News.

by Brew Angel on May 19, 2011 12:12 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

:(

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by SRB on May 19, 2011 12:14 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

this post is solid gold

that’s right, 24 carrots

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by JAMOOL on May 19, 2011 12:27 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Can't rec these posts

As referenced by Krusty the Clown, “Puns are lazy writing!”

Of course, he was shot right after that…

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by -JP- on May 19, 2011 1:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

The Brandon Boggs thread and Nazi puns were not lazy writing.

They were brilliant.

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by Yar Nivek on May 19, 2011 1:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Didn't see those posts (or at least don't remember them)

So I will say that these vegetarian puns are lazy writing.

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by -JP- on May 19, 2011 2:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Here you go

Nazi Puns
Brandon Boggs

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by Yar Nivek on May 19, 2011 2:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

I've never had the portabella burger

nor have I ever seen it available (I probably wouldn’t get it anyway), but I can say there’s been a terrible decline in soydog quality over the past few years. The few I’ve had this year were cold and somehow even more dried out and shriveled.

by The Left Button on May 19, 2011 12:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

I didn't know Fielder was still a vegetarian.

Give him an offspeed pitch down and in. He will swing and miss.

by cooper82 on May 19, 2011 12:18 PM CDT reply actions  

Braddock's coming back.

@TimberRattlers tweets that he’s not starting tonight’s game for the T-Rats.

We pull our pants up and do our jobs here.

by Rubie Q on May 19, 2011 2:10 PM CDT reply actions  

Although I don't think I actually saw video evidence that Rivera made the trip

Maybe they gave him a few days off and a major league salary for a few days as a thank you for backing up Jason Kendall.

Get a ife broseph

by Supertramp on May 19, 2011 2:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Pirates are on the verge of sweeping the Reds.

Pirates leading Reds 5-1 in the bottom of the 8th inning.

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by -JP- on May 19, 2011 2:14 PM CDT reply actions  

Also, the Reds start a brutal 10-game road trip tomorrow.

3 @ Cleveland
4 @ Philadelphia
3 @ Atlanta

Their next off day is June 2nd, after the next series against the Brewers.

This may be the Brewers chance to make up some ground.

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by -JP- on May 19, 2011 2:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hoist the flag, mateys!

Sorry, just getting in the mood for the Pirates 4 opening.

by Brew Angel on May 19, 2011 2:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

From Adam McCalvy
Sean Green accepted his outright assignment to Triple-A. So he stays with #Brewers org.

Link

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by -JP- on May 19, 2011 2:22 PM CDT reply actions  

Woo?

We pull our pants up and do our jobs here.

by Rubie Q on May 19, 2011 2:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's just news from the Brewers. It's up to you to decide whether it's good news or not.

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by -JP- on May 19, 2011 2:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's why I put the question mark.

I’m looking for help on how I should feel.

We pull our pants up and do our jobs here.

by Rubie Q on May 19, 2011 2:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

I believe Shruggity was coined specifically for an event such as this

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by Jeo on May 19, 2011 2:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's Not Easy

Being Green

Celebrating the addition of Greinke and mourning the loss of my man crush Cain

by molitorfan on May 19, 2011 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'd rather not even have him in the org.

Green was awful, I don’t want him back at the mlb level.

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by tcyoung on May 19, 2011 4:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Angels are on as the free MLB.tv game. Right now.

Dan Haren, hoping to break a 4-game losing streak. As well as the Brewers have done in their last 10 (7-3), the Angels have done the exact opposite (3-7).

by Brew Angel on May 19, 2011 2:50 PM CDT reply actions  

Wow, I'm sorry.

That is an absolutely brutal way to lose a baseball game.

by Cheeseandcorn on May 19, 2011 4:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah. Ow.

Hopefully it’s “opposite day” for my teams and the Brewers will win tonight.

by Brew Angel on May 19, 2011 4:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

So, I haven't been around much lately, but is anyone else excited for the draft?

Obviously these guys (if they reach potential) won’t be ready for another 2-5 years, but it’s still nice to have 2 top 15 picks. Wish we had a comp ‘sandwich’ pick, but it looks like the Rays got all those (joke).

Taylor Guerrieri, and Daniel Norris are the common projections right now, don’t know if the Brewers would go with 2 Prep pitchers with those picks, but if they panned out they could be good pitchers behind Yo one day. I kind of predict a pitcher, and a position player with those two picks, the best available at their position respectively. Any thoughts?

Grillax people

by jmeks23 on May 19, 2011 4:05 PM CDT reply actions  

The draft is like

Getting a fortune cookie with your meal. You get all excited about it, but regardless of what the contents are, the results later are pretty much random.

by nullacct on May 19, 2011 4:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes, they are.

However, the cookie is gone quickly. You could hold on to the cookie for a while, but when you finally do eat it, it may not taste as good, and may even be inedible.

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by -JP- on May 19, 2011 4:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Indeed. I always get my hopes up on drafts and fortune cookies.

Usually doesn’t lead me anywhere. Still, the Brewers haven’t been TOO bad with 1st rounders in the last 10 years or so. Weeks, Fielder, Braun, LaPorta, Lawrie, Sheets. Jeffress hasn’t been too bad though he’s had his fair share of issues. Same with Rogers, who sniffed the majors and has since looked bad.

Grillax people

by jmeks23 on May 19, 2011 4:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm following it more closely than I have before this year

Partially because the draft is supposed to be so good this year, and partially because the Brewers have such a barren farm.

Pretty exciting though

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by SRB on May 19, 2011 4:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

It definitely looks deeper then I've seen it, and I've been a pretty big draft guy for a while.

I really think the Brewers can get 3 really good players in the first 2 rounds. Just a matter of developing them correctly.

Grillax people

by jmeks23 on May 19, 2011 4:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...
Mark Kotsay getting 2nd consecutive start in CF tonight for #Brewers

…oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

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by SRB on May 19, 2011 5:49 PM CDT reply actions  

Defensive complaints have begun

Offensively…this may be one of the better lineups we have seen.

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by -JP- on May 19, 2011 5:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

I forgot to post the lineup.....

2B Rickie Weeks
RF Corey Hart
LF Ryan Braun
1B Prince Fielder
3B Casey McGehee
CF Mark Kotsay
C Jonathan Lucroy
SS Craig Counsell
LHP Chris Narveson

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by -JP- on May 19, 2011 5:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

At least there's no Betancourt.

And Lucroy isn’t batting 8th.

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by Yar Nivek on May 19, 2011 6:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Emotion!!!

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by Yar Nivek on May 19, 2011 6:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

He may have the perfect bat for this park.

He doesn’t try to hit for power, and his line drives will fall

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by tcyoung on May 19, 2011 6:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

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