In a recent Mug, we crowd-sourced a new Brewer license plate for Jeo. While it was a fun exercise, I was a little saddened by the time we were finished. For you see, I am one of those unfortunate Brewer fans living behind enemy lines. I was born and raised in Wisconsin, but after college I took a job in the Chicago suburbs. I suppose there are ways to register a vehicle with my parents' address and get a Brewer plate, but realistically I have to live without one.
Then we were driving back from my parents this weekend and I noticed Cubs plates on some of the vehicles. That got me thinking, why not get a Cubs plate* and take a jab at them with the personalization?
Assuming "SUCK" and "BLOW" would be rejected by the Secretary of State's office, let's come up with suggestions that truly belong on Cubs plates. Feel free to make suggestions for Cards plates as well, but I already know what I'd put on one of those.
*Note: I would never, ever put a Cubs plate on my vehicle.