A FanPost must be 75 words or more, so I begin by bringing you a few words from Samuel Coleridge about Miller Park.

In Milwaukee did the Brewers
A Retractable-Dome decree,
Where Bernie, from his chalet threw
Himself along the golden slide
Down into a mug of brew.

So twenty-five acres of fertile ground
With walls and panels circling ’round,
Let in the sunlight and keep out the weather
Where our beloved athletes run and play;
The fans eat, drink and cheer together
Ensured of never a game delay.