Open Thread: Home Run Derby
Here's a place to hang out and watch the State Farm 2011 Home Run Derby. For entertainment purposes only, here are each player's odds of winning as of this morning (via bodog.com):
| Player | Odds | :1 |
| Jose Bautista | 11/4 | 2.75 |
| Prince Fielder | 15/4 | 3.75 |
| David Ortiz | 9/2 | 4.5 |
| Matt Holliday | 9/2 | 4.5 |
| Adrian Gonzalez | 11/2 | 5.5 |
| Matt Kemp | 7 | 7 |
| Robinson Cano | 17/2 | 8.5 |
| Rickie Weeks | 12/1 | 12 |
I've taken the liberty of simplifying the fractions a bit.
Bodog also gives 3/1 odds that Rickie Weeks will be held homerless in the first round. Clearly, they don't think much of his chances....and it seems possible they've never watched him take BP.
At any rate, Nashville Sounds hitting coach Sandy Guerrero will pitch to both Fielder and Weeks tonight. Follow that link to Tennessean.com for more on his strategy. Guerrero was also the pitcher when Fielder won the event in 2009, and also pitched to Corey Hart last year.
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Your not the only one wasting your time.
And now I’m looking for something else to watch.
"Had a dream I was king, I woke up, still king"
-Marshall Mathers
by BlackPack-fan on Jul 11, 2011 6:35 PM CDT up reply actions
Homerless in the first round?
Is there a link to that wager? I don’t see it on the prop bet page.
You know . . . just asking :)
Rickie will hit atleast 3.
Everyone will. And the thing about Weeks is, why would you swing for HRs when most of your ABs occur with noone on base?
"Had a dream I was king, I woke up, still king"
-Marshall Mathers
by BlackPack-fan on Jul 11, 2011 6:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Prince selected Weeks to send message to RR
power hitter, not lead off man
Lead off with Nyjer, then the big 3
He’s always open. He catches a lot of balls. He’s un-guardable, no matter how old he is
I can't believe Yuni wasn't selected
He’s always open. He catches a lot of balls. He’s un-guardable, no matter how old he is
Complete bullsh*t
"Had a dream I was king, I woke up, still king"
-Marshall Mathers
by BlackPack-fan on Jul 11, 2011 6:44 PM CDT up reply actions
outrageous!
no doubt a plot festered by intellectuals !
He’s always open. He catches a lot of balls. He’s un-guardable, no matter how old he is
Disrespectful.
Bernie: I seem to have lost my sense of direction!
Kermit: Have you tried Hare Krishna?
What about Pujols now?
The Brewers at Miller Park: "ALL WE DO IS WIN, WIN, WIN NO MATTER WHAT"
The Brewers on the road: "all we do is lose, lose lose, no matter what..."
His name is spanish for LaRussa.
by Ted Simmons Speed Camp on Jul 11, 2011 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions
In that case
I’m surprised Ortiz didn’t pick him for his team.
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I like those 12 to 1 odds
I predict Weeks takes the whole thing
He’s always open. He catches a lot of balls. He’s un-guardable, no matter how old he is
no no - bad company
He’s always open. He catches a lot of balls. He’s un-guardable, no matter how old he is
How about rickie hitting the longest one?
The dude is strong
by gffjenks on Jul 11, 2011 7:17 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Rickie is going to destroy tonight
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These guys aren't giving the NL any respect.
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Pretty sure it's Jason Aldean
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I'm sorry, but the line for confessing to crimes forms to the right.
Right over there behind Mr. Simpson.
by Ted Simmons Speed Camp on Jul 11, 2011 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I don't normally bet on baseball,
Or bet at all for that matter, but if I was a major league manager/player, I wouldn’t bet on the game, or my team. Just thought I’d have some fun and try my hand at the odds.
At least it isn't football season
WHOOP!
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I'll take Chris Berman over Joe Buck
by gffjenks on Jul 11, 2011 7:18 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I'll take Hellen Keller over them both
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I'm tracking this from work.
Has an order been announced?
Contributor on Brew Crew Ball, Commissioner of Prognostikeggers, Owner of a broken sarcasm detector
It's about to be
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order
agon
holliday
cano
weeks
bautista
kemp
ortiz
fielder
by Capt Science on Jul 11, 2011 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions
Big Papi is racist!
Everyone he picked is hispanic!
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did you see his son's haircut?
with the logo carved in?
by Capt Science on Jul 11, 2011 7:09 PM CDT up reply actions
#retrosforever!
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Hahahahaha
they were booing Prince. Think it has anything to do with Upton not getting picked?
The Brewers at Miller Park: "ALL WE DO IS WIN, WIN, WIN NO MATTER WHAT"
The Brewers on the road: "all we do is lose, lose lose, no matter what..."
Lotta love for Rickie too
The Brewers at Miller Park: "ALL WE DO IS WIN, WIN, WIN NO MATTER WHAT"
The Brewers on the road: "all we do is lose, lose lose, no matter what..."
Oh stop booing Prince, butthurt Arizona fans
I am too drunk to taste this chicken.
by ThroughBeingCool on Jul 11, 2011 7:09 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
aw, look at all the little baby-tears
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The Brewers on the road: "all we do is lose, lose lose, no matter what..."
The glare from Nomar’s teeth is blinding.
by rob deer's moustache will destroy us all on Jul 11, 2011 7:11 PM CDT reply actions
Those BP jerseys are horrid
I am too drunk to taste this chicken.
by ThroughBeingCool on Jul 11, 2011 7:12 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Rickie batted .473 in college
Berman just said it. Daaaammmnnn. I don’t know or care where he played, it was college and that’s remarkable. DO it big Rickie!
"Had a dream I was king, I woke up, still king"
-Marshall Mathers
Anyone hear Prince trying to explain to his kids why they were booing him?
“They don’t like me” as he starts laughing.
"We’re gonna gather our nuts, and find out what the squirrels… we’ll be right back." - Brian Anderson
His kids can outhit the AL lineup
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One of Rickie's lasers is going to knock out a small child in leftfield
I am too drunk to taste this chicken.
by ThroughBeingCool on Jul 11, 2011 7:13 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
They let small children sit in the upper deck?
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Rickie's going to blast a hole through the ridiculous pool the Diamondbacks have out behind LF
"PLUSH ALERT: THERE WAS AN UNTUCKING AT FENWAY!"
The drain was plugged
so he figured he’d be nice and make a new one.
The Brewers at Miller Park: "ALL WE DO IS WIN, WIN, WIN NO MATTER WHAT"
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Those are some bright blue cleats Prince and Rickie are wearing
I am too drunk to taste this chicken.
by ThroughBeingCool on Jul 11, 2011 7:17 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Early thoughts:
1) Diamondbacks fans suck.
2) Prince’s kids are awesome.
"PLUSH ALERT: THERE WAS AN UNTUCKING AT FENWAY!"
I didn't know there were enough baseball fans there to boo
"If the world were perfect, it wouldn't be." - Yogi Berra
There aren't.
But they figure if they go to the stadium, they’ve got a reasonable chance of finding a cop and a doctor if they get shot. Beats most of the rest of Arizona.
by Ted Simmons Speed Camp on Jul 11, 2011 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions
Weeks may hit the baseball tonight crew haha
I am too drunk to taste this chicken.
by ThroughBeingCool on Jul 11, 2011 7:19 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Boooooooo
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Weeks has significant pressure on him to make Prince look good...
… that can’t be easy.
by Ted Simmons Speed Camp on Jul 11, 2011 7:22 PM CDT reply actions
Win-win situation tonight
Either Weeks or Fielder will win, or Weeks and Fielder will be eliminated and I can turn this off early.
"PLUSH ALERT: THERE WAS AN UNTUCKING AT FENWAY!"
Lose-lose for me.
My wife has hijacked my TV to watch Eureka leaving me with a DVR of the derby. If they do well, I’ll miss the chance to see it live. If they do badly, I probably won’t get to watch it at all.
by Ted Simmons Speed Camp on Jul 11, 2011 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Really?
You’d take AGon’s swing? Braun’s got just about the prettiest swing I’ve ever seen.
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Yeah, Braun's swing is sugar
But Gnzales doesn’t look like he’s trying and they’e flying off the bat
He didn't pick Upton
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are you sure it was Upton?
I know the Arizona players were supporting Wily Mo Pena for the HR Derby, presumably because this year they could pick anyone and having a bunch of 3TO sluggers out there, well, why not?
I still don't understand that logic
He only had 15 home runs. There are 2 d-backs with more…
"If the world were perfect, it wouldn't be." - Yogi Berra
J Upton "snub" :/
Bernie: I seem to have lost my sense of direction!
Kermit: Have you tried Hare Krishna?
I feel like Carlos Gomez
would have a ton of fun being in the outfield for the Derby
The Brewers at Miller Park: "ALL WE DO IS WIN, WIN, WIN NO MATTER WHAT"
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I still think they should play an All-Star game of 500 up with the best defensive outfielders.
Full contact encouraged.
by Ted Simmons Speed Camp on Jul 11, 2011 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Gomez would KILL that
he’s got crazy size on the rest of the top defensive players
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He would trample at least six kids
You and I may have different definitions of fun.
When there is a scuffle in Ireland, there’s no need to specifically mention in the news story that alcohol was involved
by Getting Yosted on Jul 11, 2011 7:31 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Natural selection won't be denied
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We could call it Running with the 'Fro
When there is a scuffle in Ireland, there’s no need to specifically mention in the news story that alcohol was involved
by Getting Yosted on Jul 11, 2011 7:36 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
This BallTrack view is the worst
I am too drunk to taste this chicken.
by ThroughBeingCool on Jul 11, 2011 7:29 PM CDT via mobile reply actions 1 recs
was thinking the same.
No, no don’t show anything of the swing or the ball. Just give me a graphic… :(
Bernie: I seem to have lost my sense of direction!
Kermit: Have you tried Hare Krishna?
Maybe at the end of the AB to recap them all, sure
but not during. C’mon.
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YEah
the spread of all of them at the same time was cool
Bernie: I seem to have lost my sense of direction!
Kermit: Have you tried Hare Krishna?
If anyone has the MLB At Bat '11 app for iOS
They can stream this live.
Really nice for me considering I don’t have cable TV.
I hope Holliday hits zero
Fuck St. Louis
I am too drunk to taste this chicken.
by ThroughBeingCool on Jul 11, 2011 7:31 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
He was pissed about hitting 5
I have never seen someone so upset about hitting five home runs before
by gffjenks on Jul 11, 2011 7:39 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
What's with the spider-man shoes?
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JESUS!
That kid almost robbed it!
The Brewers at Miller Park: "ALL WE DO IS WIN, WIN, WIN NO MATTER WHAT"
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No respect... No respect at all.
Bernie: I seem to have lost my sense of direction!
Kermit: Have you tried Hare Krishna?
Those kids are really fighting for the baseballs
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Another reason to root for Weeks
All of his home runs are line drive bullets twenty feet off the ground so there’s no time to hear “Back back back back!!!”
"PLUSH ALERT: THERE WAS AN UNTUCKING AT FENWAY!"
by SRB on Jul 11, 2011 7:33 PM CDT reply actions 4 recs
And that's a rec
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Holiday is swinging at unperfect pitches,
Gonzo was perfectly patient, waited for the right pitches to hit
"Had a dream I was king, I woke up, still king"
-Marshall Mathers
Watching those kids running all over the place in the outfield
kind of reminds me of Mark Kotsay.
by rob deer's moustache will destroy us all on Jul 11, 2011 7:34 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Seeing those kids sit in chairs on the sidelines
kind of reminds me of Yuniesky Betancourt.
"PLUSH ALERT: THERE WAS AN UNTUCKING AT FENWAY!"
Eric Almonte
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He said a naughty word there
wonder if that qualifies for Cardinals baseball
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Trade him!
To us. He can play SS.
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LaRussa's going to try Molina as a relief pitcher the way he's shutting down Holiday.
by Ted Simmons Speed Camp on Jul 11, 2011 7:35 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
Technically that was a strike
the bat broke the plane. Just sayin’.
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Thats true
"Had a dream I was king, I woke up, still king"
-Marshall Mathers
by BlackPack-fan on Jul 11, 2011 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions
Prince should have picked Upton over Holliday though
I am too drunk to taste this chicken.
by ThroughBeingCool on Jul 11, 2011 7:35 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
He wanted to screw Holliday up?
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should've picked pujols
see if it aggravates the injury.
by Capt Science on Jul 11, 2011 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions
Did they purposely design the uniforms
To look like D-Back uniforms? Because they’re atrocious.
"If the world were perfect, it wouldn't be." - Yogi Berra
yes, and agreed
It was far worse in the Futures game last night because you couldn’t read the backs of the uniforms
I don't remember that being the case when we hosted
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It was white
that’s just roid sweat
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My eyes! The goggles do nothing!!
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So that's where the idea for the Cerveceros jerseys came from.
Fighter of the Nightman. Champion of the sun. Master of karate & friendship for everyone.
I miss the purple unis they used to have
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It was really more of a day trip
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I think it's possible five is going to be the lowest first round total.
The ball is really screaming out tonight.
Now that's great tasting chicken!
Move over, Woodward and Bernstein
@Haudricourt: St. Louis’ colors are red, so I can’t wait to hear why Matt Holliday is wearing blue shoes.
"PLUSH ALERT: THERE WAS AN UNTUCKING AT FENWAY!"
Look up their old uniforms, Haudi
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maybe the bird has blue eyes?
Bernie: I seem to have lost my sense of direction!
Kermit: Have you tried Hare Krishna?
with bermens voice
I’m going to but my beer through the TV soon
by onbeer8 on Jul 11, 2011 7:39 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
"but my beer through the TV soon"...
… you’re an athletic guy.
by Ted Simmons Speed Camp on Jul 11, 2011 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions
it's the leading cause of cracked screens
the leading manufacturers look forward to everyone getting new sets every year
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Everything needs a mute feature
where you can just block out specific people.
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I swear...
If I had computer skills, I would just load this page up with .gif and anti-Berman stuff. But thankfully, BCB’ers, I do not.
by Bush League All Star on Jul 11, 2011 7:45 PM CDT up reply actions
is there a block berman program?
like that block jeter program that was floating around?
by Capt Science on Jul 11, 2011 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions
Cano owes them a camera
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think statefarm insures that camera?
Bernie: I seem to have lost my sense of direction!
Kermit: Have you tried Hare Krishna?
Wow Cano on fire
I am too drunk to taste this chicken.
by ThroughBeingCool on Jul 11, 2011 7:43 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
472
BAZINGA
I am too drunk to taste this chicken.
by ThroughBeingCool on Jul 11, 2011 7:47 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Goodness
Cano has some insane bat speed.
"I guess I'm just a strange individual." - Mr. Nyjer Morgan
Think they'll pick a Cardinal out to talk about how awesome Pujols is over Fielder's swings since The Deity isn't here.
by Ted Simmons Speed Camp on Jul 11, 2011 7:47 PM CDT reply actions
/sigh
I remember that. That was not one of ESPN’s finest moments, though I am not sure they have too many fine ones.
by Bush League All Star on Jul 11, 2011 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions
alright lets go Rickie!!
Bernie: I seem to have lost my sense of direction!
Kermit: Have you tried Hare Krishna?
Two different cleats eh
Time for the laser show
I am too drunk to taste this chicken.
by ThroughBeingCool on Jul 11, 2011 7:51 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
The Brewers should sign that kid in the outfield
Maybe he can play SS.
by Hangwith'em Rach on Jul 11, 2011 7:51 PM CDT reply actions
That was embarrassing haha
I am too drunk to taste this chicken.
by ThroughBeingCool on Jul 11, 2011 7:52 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
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by Tepo6688 on Jul 11, 2011 7:52 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Come on Rickie
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Rickie stinks
I don't get why some people think I'm weird.
by Dikembe Meiztombo on Jul 11, 2011 7:53 PM CDT reply actions
logan morrison mockin' weeks' 'do
via twitter
Now batting for the National League…Busta Rhymes!!
by Capt Science on Jul 11, 2011 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions
"It's gonna be awesome"
Bernie: I seem to have lost my sense of direction!
Kermit: Have you tried Hare Krishna?
Fielder is hilarious
The Brewers at Miller Park: "ALL WE DO IS WIN, WIN, WIN NO MATTER WHAT"
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Maybe if Greinke was pitching, Weeks would have more homers have m
I am too drunk to taste this chicken.
by ThroughBeingCool on Jul 11, 2011 7:55 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
More homers
I am too drunk to taste this chicken.
by ThroughBeingCool on Jul 11, 2011 7:55 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
It's alright. he;s just waiting for the golden ball
Bernie: I seem to have lost my sense of direction!
Kermit: Have you tried Hare Krishna?
The new format could be worse...
…it could determine home field in the World Series
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These distance measurements are bullshit.
Everything hit to right is over 430, and balls hitting the upper deck in left aren’t?
Now that's great tasting chicken!
Rickie is a hero
Dives on the grenade to let me be 50% closer to turning this off.
"PLUSH ALERT: THERE WAS AN UNTUCKING AT FENWAY!"
Oh well
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So you even show up to bitch during the all star break, huh?
by Ted Simmons Speed Camp on Jul 11, 2011 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions 5 recs
well nerves were going to get the best of him
He;s finally working them out of his MLB game to become close to the team MVP.
Oh come on.
Are you even showing up to bitch during losses in the HR Derby now?
Now that's great tasting chicken!
by Kyle Lobner on Jul 11, 2011 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions 4 recs
I was here trying to enjoy the HR Derby.
Now I’m listening to you complain, again.
Now that's great tasting chicken!
well it was a bad choice.. rickies lets nerves get the best of him
most peeeps hate hearing the truth, sorry.
the only sane person in the room.
Bernie: I seem to have lost my sense of direction!
Kermit: Have you tried Hare Krishna?
Moving on...
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His last words as he's being struck by lightning will be:
“I knew it! I knew I’d get struck by lightning.”
by Ted Simmons Speed Camp on Jul 11, 2011 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'm not around here enough to accept this challenge...
But I can name 2 in the last week-ish, so I imagine this would be a pretty easy money maker for Kyle
Wow, I know who's paying my mortgage this month.
I found ten since the Rays series.
http://www.brewcrewball.com/2011/7/9/2267857/game-thread-90-brewers-48-42-vs-reds-44-46#71614606
http://www.brewcrewball.com/2011/7/9/2267857/game-thread-90-brewers-48-42-vs-reds-44-46#71613620
http://www.brewcrewball.com/2011/7/8/2266526/game-thread-89-brewers-47-42-vs-reds-44-45#71539516
http://www.brewcrewball.com/2011/7/5/2260013/game-thread-87-brewers-45-41-vs-diamondbacks-46-40#71295711
http://www.brewcrewball.com/2011/7/5/2260013/game-thread-87-brewers-45-41-vs-diamondbacks-46-40#71295601
http://www.brewcrewball.com/2011/6/25/2243687/game-thread-78-brewers-42-35-vs-twins-32-42#70558384
http://www.brewcrewball.com/2011/6/24/2242655/game-thread-77-brewers-41-35-v-twins-32-41#70492435
http://www.brewcrewball.com/2011/6/22/2236980/gamethread-76-brewers-41-34-vs-rays-40-33#70232977
http://www.brewcrewball.com/2011/6/20/2234041/game-thread-74-brewers-40-33-vs-rays-39-33#70093481
http://www.brewcrewball.com/2011/6/20/2234041/game-thread-74-brewers-40-33-vs-rays-39-33#70085303
Now that's great tasting chicken!
by Kyle Lobner on Jul 11, 2011 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions 5 recs
You beat me to it
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I don't get why some people think I'm weird.
by Dikembe Meiztombo on Jul 11, 2011 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions
On July 5th he actually suggested that the Brewers might be "blowing this team up after the AS break".
A week before they hit the break in a tie for 1st. But yeah, he’s been super positive in the last month.
by Ted Simmons Speed Camp on Jul 11, 2011 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions
A true complainer never takes a day off
NEVER!
"I guess I'm just a strange individual." - Mr. Nyjer Morgan
Well, it's not not what I expected
I don't get why some people think I'm weird.
by Dikembe Meiztombo on Jul 11, 2011 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions
Thinking the line drive talk got to him?
Bernie: I seem to have lost my sense of direction!
Kermit: Have you tried Hare Krishna?
Braun is in SERIOUS need of a haircut.
The Brewers at Miller Park: "ALL WE DO IS WIN, WIN, WIN NO MATTER WHAT"
The Brewers on the road: "all we do is lose, lose lose, no matter what..."
I'm excited to see what Joey Bats does
I am too drunk to taste this chicken.
by ThroughBeingCool on Jul 11, 2011 8:00 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Meh, he did OK
I remember lots worse. On the bright side, he didn’t get too comfortable up there, so I don’t think he’ll come down with a ‘HR derby curse’ in the 2nd half.
He could have been Brandon Inge
The Brewers at Miller Park: "ALL WE DO IS WIN, WIN, WIN NO MATTER WHAT"
The Brewers on the road: "all we do is lose, lose lose, no matter what..."
Haha truth
I am too drunk to taste this chicken.
by ThroughBeingCool on Jul 11, 2011 8:01 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Looked like he was really trying to lift them. I think he might've done better staying true to his style.
Bernie: I seem to have lost my sense of direction!
Kermit: Have you tried Hare Krishna?
Well, he's strong, but his real strength is bat speed
And it’s really, really, really hard to snap the bat that fast when the pitches are coming in fat and slow
I've never seen him take BP...
But I would have to guess he doesn’t pull off the ball as much as he did in the derby. He was really falling away on nearly every swing, which would explain why he either crushed it really high or pulled a grounder.
I understand that.
I’m saying I think he drastically altered his swing in the derby. I would assume his BP swing is an amped up version of his normal swing. Tonight he was not so much snapping his wrists as he was pulling his whole body off to the left.
Yeah, I think that's probably fair.
He was trying to hit tape measure shots when his normal swing would’ve been fine. Now I’m a little concerned about him bouncing back.
Now that's great tasting chicken!
That is NOT how he swings in BP.
Otherwise I wouldn’t have put money on him. Kind of disappointed, but there’s still Prince to root for at least.
P-Keg Report after Weeks' turn
Unless the rest of these batters struggle, it looks like I will be awarding a TOTAL of 8 points split among 5 people for the Weeks HR prediction.
Hyatt was closest with 4.
Contributor on Brew Crew Ball, Commissioner of Prognostikeggers, Owner of a broken sarcasm detector
I predicted 36 HRs for Weeks, how many points do I get?
"PLUSH ALERT: THERE WAS AN UNTUCKING AT FENWAY!"
I'm deducting 3 points from you.
Contributor on Brew Crew Ball, Commissioner of Prognostikeggers, Owner of a broken sarcasm detector
by -JP- on Jul 11, 2011 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
Per the usual
the expert sleeper pick fails
@Rawls13 - follow me for mildly witty anecdotes and sport-related quips.
So the AL is killing the NL, just like in normal interleague play
Haha
I am too drunk to taste this chicken.
by ThroughBeingCool on Jul 11, 2011 8:04 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Wow Bautista
This is disappointing
I am too drunk to taste this chicken.
by ThroughBeingCool on Jul 11, 2011 8:05 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
OMG BAD CHIOCE DAVED ORTEEZ!
The totally serious HR derby is serious.
by Bush League All Star on Jul 11, 2011 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
MIKW MCMORON?
The Brewers at Miller Park: "ALL WE DO IS WIN, WIN, WIN NO MATTER WHAT"
The Brewers on the road: "all we do is lose, lose lose, no matter what..."
Obviously his nerves
Because we all know Bautista struggles with nerves.
Worst South Park joke ever.
Ugh.
The Brewers at Miller Park: "ALL WE DO IS WIN, WIN, WIN NO MATTER WHAT"
The Brewers on the road: "all we do is lose, lose lose, no matter what..."
Haha
I am too drunk to taste this chicken.
by ThroughBeingCool on Jul 11, 2011 8:10 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Think Prince will get booed again by a crowd...
… from the last state to make Martin Luther King Jr.’s Day a holiday?
Not that I’m trying to imply anything…
by Ted Simmons Speed Camp on Jul 11, 2011 8:07 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
I'm amazed they have this many latinos there
Alert the border patrol!
The Brewers at Miller Park: "ALL WE DO IS WIN, WIN, WIN NO MATTER WHAT"
The Brewers on the road: "all we do is lose, lose lose, no matter what..."
Lets see how many make it back to their teams.
Bernie: I seem to have lost my sense of direction!
Kermit: Have you tried Hare Krishna?
Bautista should be fine
he had to use a passport to get there so we know he has one.
The Brewers at Miller Park: "ALL WE DO IS WIN, WIN, WIN NO MATTER WHAT"
The Brewers on the road: "all we do is lose, lose lose, no matter what..."
Does Prince get to choose walkup music?
"PLUSH ALERT: THERE WAS AN UNTUCKING AT FENWAY!"
by SRB on Jul 11, 2011 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions 4 recs
wow
i remember buying that tape to listen in high school
by Capt Science on Jul 11, 2011 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions
They're noting going to be saying "boo"
They’re saying “boo-urns”
"I guess I'm just a strange individual." - Mr. Nyjer Morgan
With Weeks officially out now
Prognostikeggers results has been posted for the Weeks HR predictions.
Contributor on Brew Crew Ball, Commissioner of Prognostikeggers, Owner of a broken sarcasm detector
The Mrs. would like to contribute her ideas for five tools:
Wrench
Hammer
Screwdriver
Power drill
…and she’s out.
Now that's great tasting chicken!
"She's out" is a tool?
The Brewers at Miller Park: "ALL WE DO IS WIN, WIN, WIN NO MATTER WHAT"
The Brewers on the road: "all we do is lose, lose lose, no matter what..."
Pitch forks and torches!
ON TO MOLITORFAN’S HOUSE!
by Bush League All Star on Jul 11, 2011 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Tough to tell
but I am so sick of that commercial about winning a meal with him at his restaurant.
Retro uniforms: 3-0 in July
I'm not sure that being in an overplayed commercial makes one a tool.
Owning Remetee might.
Now that's great tasting chicken!
Geez Holliday is in third with 5
I am too drunk to taste this chicken.
by ThroughBeingCool on Jul 11, 2011 8:15 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Kemp's trying to make Rickie look good.
by Ted Simmons Speed Camp on Jul 11, 2011 8:16 PM CDT reply actions
Fielder's plan is coming to fruition
He’ll be the only on to qualify for the next round.
The Brewers at Miller Park: "ALL WE DO IS WIN, WIN, WIN NO MATTER WHAT"
The Brewers on the road: "all we do is lose, lose lose, no matter what..."
yeah, you're not really teammates
too bad he didn’t pick juan pierre
by Capt Science on Jul 11, 2011 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions
For those of you who don't remember this from prior years:
“Los DBacks” is Spanish for “The weak effort at translation.”
Now that's great tasting chicken!
by Kyle Lobner on Jul 11, 2011 8:16 PM CDT reply actions 4 recs
catchers are the best at everything
Every man must believe in something, I believe I'll have another drink.
Damn....
He saved it for the last one. Just blew that one up.
by Bush League All Star on Jul 11, 2011 8:17 PM CDT reply actions
There are a lot of cool stories to go around. ;/
They need someone on the broadcast team who can make a shitty story sound awesome.
by Bush League All Star on Jul 11, 2011 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions
HEARD THIS: Adrian Gonzalez clapped.
He has also sneezed and giggled today.
Now that's great tasting chicken!
Rickie's not last! Rickie's not last!
@Rawls13 - follow me for mildly witty anecdotes and sport-related quips.
Wait, they're interviewing a Pirate?
Someone at ESPN knows about the Pirates?
Now that's great tasting chicken!
No
they’re interviewing a future Yankee.
Retro uniforms: 3-0 in July
by molitorfan on Jul 11, 2011 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions 5 recs
Inorite?
Seriously for a second/third place team who has a history of just living in the cellar, you would think they would give them more time than the last 30 seconds of a baseball update.
by Bush League All Star on Jul 11, 2011 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions
They are salivating
at that potential story line. It practically writes itself. They could take the post season off. For the first time since 1992 the Pirates are in contention ….
by Hangwith'em Rach on Jul 11, 2011 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions
If the Pirates make the playoffs
ESPN will have to hire a research staff, pronto.
The Brewers at Miller Park: "ALL WE DO IS WIN, WIN, WIN NO MATTER WHAT"
The Brewers on the road: "all we do is lose, lose lose, no matter what..."
"Baseball team discovered in Pittsburgh, more after the break"
"I guess I'm just a strange individual." - Mr. Nyjer Morgan
by Greggers on Jul 11, 2011 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
After the break,
we’ll learn about some obscure independent baseball team.
The Brewers at Miller Park: "ALL WE DO IS WIN, WIN, WIN NO MATTER WHAT"
The Brewers on the road: "all we do is lose, lose lose, no matter what..."
The Steelers play baseball?
Bernie: I seem to have lost my sense of direction!
Kermit: Have you tried Hare Krishna?
If the Pirates make the playoffs...
… an ESPN reporter will ask McCutchen what Johnny Depp is like in real life.
by Ted Simmons Speed Camp on Jul 11, 2011 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions
They'll mistake him for the voodoo chick from movie #2
The Brewers at Miller Park: "ALL WE DO IS WIN, WIN, WIN NO MATTER WHAT"
The Brewers on the road: "all we do is lose, lose lose, no matter what..."
espn classic would be livin' it up
they have 3 years of early 90s nlcs archives that currently go unused. and i’m sure jose lind comes pretty cheap for commenting
by Capt Science on Jul 11, 2011 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions
The Dread Pirate!
Cool that he’s getting to start now.
"PLUSH ALERT: THERE WAS AN UNTUCKING AT FENWAY!"
Wow, PIP of Fielder warming up in the cage while Ortiz is up.
Is this what it’s like to have Pujols on your team?
by Ted Simmons Speed Camp on Jul 11, 2011 8:23 PM CDT reply actions
Robinson Cano's dad is making sure Ortiz doesn't make the second round.
Now that's great tasting chicken!
Nah, Ortiz just sucks is all. :p
Bernie: I seem to have lost my sense of direction!
Kermit: Have you tried Hare Krishna?
I'm sure Ortiz is okay with it
He’s been pretty mild-mannered the last few days
@Rawls13 - follow me for mildly witty anecdotes and sport-related quips.
Throwing screwballs
The Brewers at Miller Park: "ALL WE DO IS WIN, WIN, WIN NO MATTER WHAT"
The Brewers on the road: "all we do is lose, lose lose, no matter what..."
Hrm...
I heard all week how Arizona was going to yield an unhumaningly amount of HR’s to these hitters…
by Bush League All Star on Jul 11, 2011 8:28 PM CDT reply actions
Fielder to tie the derby right here
The Brewers at Miller Park: "ALL WE DO IS WIN, WIN, WIN NO MATTER WHAT"
The Brewers on the road: "all we do is lose, lose lose, no matter what..."
Fans too disinterested to boo anymore.
Bernie: I seem to have lost my sense of direction!
Kermit: Have you tried Hare Krishna?
It'll be a bummer when people leave the derby early
The Brewers at Miller Park: "ALL WE DO IS WIN, WIN, WIN NO MATTER WHAT"
The Brewers on the road: "all we do is lose, lose lose, no matter what..."
Princely smash!
Bernie: I seem to have lost my sense of direction!
Kermit: Have you tried Hare Krishna?
Here we go!
I am too drunk to taste this chicken.
by ThroughBeingCool on Jul 11, 2011 8:33 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
If they awarded the HR Derby title by fly ball hangtime, Fielder would already have won.
Now that's great tasting chicken!
Come on 2 more!
I am too drunk to taste this chicken.
by ThroughBeingCool on Jul 11, 2011 8:36 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
That was 452????
I never really bought into the measurement system. That seemed further than 452…
by Bush League All Star on Jul 11, 2011 8:36 PM CDT reply actions
oppo!
I am too drunk to taste this chicken.
by ThroughBeingCool on Jul 11, 2011 8:37 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
I love those.
When he goes down to get them and rips them to left.
"I guess I'm just a strange individual." - Mr. Nyjer Morgan
lol
The Brewers at Miller Park: "ALL WE DO IS WIN, WIN, WIN NO MATTER WHAT"
The Brewers on the road: "all we do is lose, lose lose, no matter what..."
This is a pretty boring derby haha
I am too drunk to taste this chicken.
by ThroughBeingCool on Jul 11, 2011 8:38 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Swing off.
Bummer.
"We’re gonna gather our nuts, and find out what the squirrels… we’ll be right back." - Brian Anderson
Darn, bat-off is not to Prince's advantaged because he just went.
"PLUSH ALERT: THERE WAS AN UNTUCKING AT FENWAY!"
Can he pinch hit Russell Branyan for a few swings?
"We’re gonna gather our nuts, and find out what the squirrels… we’ll be right back." - Brian Anderson
by Rendezvous on Jul 11, 2011 8:39 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Nonononono
You have to make contact
The Brewers at Miller Park: "ALL WE DO IS WIN, WIN, WIN NO MATTER WHAT"
The Brewers on the road: "all we do is lose, lose lose, no matter what..."
Maybe he could try for a bunt single.
If those lousy kids are going to play the shift, make ’em pay.
by Ted Simmons Speed Camp on Jul 11, 2011 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions
For those that are fans of the Muscle
I keep this homer in the favorites.
http://mlb.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20100821&content_id=13737914&vkey=news_mlb&c_id=mlb
"We’re gonna gather our nuts, and find out what the squirrels… we’ll be right back." - Brian Anderson
Evidence you can't predict the HR Derby: Corey Hart had 13 in the first round last year.
"PLUSH ALERT: THERE WAS AN UNTUCKING AT FENWAY!"
p.s. note to kyle;
staying!
Dan Uggla did not respect Zack Greinke, Ryan Braun or Alex Gonzalez when he fouled off 5 of the 9 pitches in that first at-bat.
by Jess'HittheBall on Jul 11, 2011 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions
SRB
I’ve reply-failed this. Sorry – meant to respond to my own comment. Argghhh. But… how’s it going?
Dan Uggla did not respect Zack Greinke, Ryan Braun or Alex Gonzalez when he fouled off 5 of the 9 pitches in that first at-bat.
by Jess'HittheBall on Jul 11, 2011 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions
Whoa - he hit espn!
Dan Uggla did not respect Zack Greinke, Ryan Braun or Alex Gonzalez when he fouled off 5 of the 9 pitches in that first at-bat.
by Jess'HittheBall on Jul 11, 2011 8:40 PM CDT reply actions
Ugh.
This is like extra innings in spring training.
by Ted Simmons Speed Camp on Jul 11, 2011 8:41 PM CDT reply actions
at least in spring training
you don’t get buster’s sideline reports.
“guys, you should see this…” (doesn’t espn have a bunch of cameras there? can’t we see it, if it really mattered to anyone?)
by Capt Science on Jul 11, 2011 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions
Sushi time
Or, not really. It’s vegetarian maki-type food.
Dan Uggla did not respect Zack Greinke, Ryan Braun or Alex Gonzalez when he fouled off 5 of the 9 pitches in that first at-bat.
by Jess'HittheBall on Jul 11, 2011 8:43 PM CDT reply actions
Kruk
doesn’t understand the rules. How disrespectful saying Holliday is knocked out.
Retro uniforms: 3-0 in July
Haha ok, I've got it now.
Mistakenly thought that only one moved on from this so I didn’t get why they were saying Ortiz was already in.
"PLUSH ALERT: THERE WAS AN UNTUCKING AT FENWAY!"
Pretty sure that's not true.
I think there was a swing off in 2009.
Now that's great tasting chicken!
Missed that
I thought that they used home runs during the regular season to break first round ties and then they gave them less outs after that (outs, not swings).
Retro uniforms: 3-0 in July
WOW
The Brewers at Miller Park: "ALL WE DO IS WIN, WIN, WIN NO MATTER WHAT"
The Brewers on the road: "all we do is lose, lose lose, no matter what..."
what was the measurement? My feed froze
Bernie: I seem to have lost my sense of direction!
Kermit: Have you tried Hare Krishna?
Insure that
The Brewers at Miller Park: "ALL WE DO IS WIN, WIN, WIN NO MATTER WHAT"
The Brewers on the road: "all we do is lose, lose lose, no matter what..."
5/5 not too shabby
Bernie: I seem to have lost my sense of direction!
Kermit: Have you tried Hare Krishna?
Keep that rate going
and the NL will tie it in no time
The Brewers at Miller Park: "ALL WE DO IS WIN, WIN, WIN NO MATTER WHAT"
The Brewers on the road: "all we do is lose, lose lose, no matter what..."
Bam!!!
and also for #4. What did Papi say about the Brewers, byw?
Dan Uggla did not respect Zack Greinke, Ryan Braun or Alex Gonzalez when he fouled off 5 of the 9 pitches in that first at-bat.
by Jess'HittheBall on Jul 11, 2011 8:46 PM CDT reply actions
No clue
The Brewers at Miller Park: "ALL WE DO IS WIN, WIN, WIN NO MATTER WHAT"
The Brewers on the road: "all we do is lose, lose lose, no matter what..."
He sort of mumbled
It was maybe a “****” Brewers. It’s a compliment.
Dan Uggla did not respect Zack Greinke, Ryan Braun or Alex Gonzalez when he fouled off 5 of the 9 pitches in that first at-bat.
by Jess'HittheBall on Jul 11, 2011 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions
That works
The Brewers at Miller Park: "ALL WE DO IS WIN, WIN, WIN NO MATTER WHAT"
The Brewers on the road: "all we do is lose, lose lose, no matter what..."
Prince vs. The AL
5 swings, 5 HR’s. Take that Ortiz!
by gffjenks on Jul 11, 2011 8:47 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
For you P-Keg predictors...
Do I count those 5 HR in the total of Fielder’s HRs for the derby? I didn’t specify…
Contributor on Brew Crew Ball, Commissioner of Prognostikeggers, Owner of a broken sarcasm detector
not a pkegger
but those don’t count in his official total…
by Capt Science on Jul 11, 2011 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions
They don't count for his total
The Brewers at Miller Park: "ALL WE DO IS WIN, WIN, WIN NO MATTER WHAT"
The Brewers on the road: "all we do is lose, lose lose, no matter what..."
I know that they don't count for his total
However, by the rules I put out there, I said “how many HR are hit”, not “offical HR derby score”
Contributor on Brew Crew Ball, Commissioner of Prognostikeggers, Owner of a broken sarcasm detector
Honestly, I was just looking for anyone to argue it.
I don’t plan on counting those.
Contributor on Brew Crew Ball, Commissioner of Prognostikeggers, Owner of a broken sarcasm detector
Ok, so they don't count since they don't count in the official results.
Contributor on Brew Crew Ball, Commissioner of Prognostikeggers, Owner of a broken sarcasm detector
Just for clarification
By the rules of the HR derby, I probably shouldn’t count them.
Contributor on Brew Crew Ball, Commissioner of Prognostikeggers, Owner of a broken sarcasm detector
Prince gets a break.
Good.
Bernie: I seem to have lost my sense of direction!
Kermit: Have you tried Hare Krishna?
Is it?
Contributor on Brew Crew Ball, Commissioner of Prognostikeggers, Owner of a broken sarcasm detector
Depends on how long of a break of course.
I wouldn’t want to be A Gon…
Bernie: I seem to have lost my sense of direction!
Kermit: Have you tried Hare Krishna?
I feel like there's a few potential hypotheses here
But I wouldn’t be surprised if guys with long breaks between rounds are more prone to round 2 letdowns.
Now that's great tasting chicken!
Do we have a home-run squirrel?
I’m too slow b/c I just have a vector-drawing program
Dan Uggla did not respect Zack Greinke, Ryan Braun or Alex Gonzalez when he fouled off 5 of the 9 pitches in that first at-bat.
by Jess'HittheBall on Jul 11, 2011 8:55 PM CDT reply actions
Really?
Complaining about the DJ?
The Brewers at Miller Park: "ALL WE DO IS WIN, WIN, WIN NO MATTER WHAT"
The Brewers on the road: "all we do is lose, lose lose, no matter what..."
Ortiz was.
But he might’ve just wanted to be silly.
Dan Uggla did not respect Zack Greinke, Ryan Braun or Alex Gonzalez when he fouled off 5 of the 9 pitches in that first at-bat.
by Jess'HittheBall on Jul 11, 2011 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions
I'd assume as much
The Brewers at Miller Park: "ALL WE DO IS WIN, WIN, WIN NO MATTER WHAT"
The Brewers on the road: "all we do is lose, lose lose, no matter what..."
I'm also a musician, and pretty sensitive to sound.
I’d want Rappers’ Delight. Intro is awesome.
Dan Uggla did not respect Zack Greinke, Ryan Braun or Alex Gonzalez when he fouled off 5 of the 9 pitches in that first at-bat.
by Jess'HittheBall on Jul 11, 2011 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Electro
Especially Dubstep would be perfect, but I doubt they’d let me just plug in my iPod
The Brewers at Miller Park: "ALL WE DO IS WIN, WIN, WIN NO MATTER WHAT"
The Brewers on the road: "all we do is lose, lose lose, no matter what..."
I want to hear the Meters!!!
Because Riffs make the world go round…lots of riffs. Drums. And the song about the zoo.
Dan Uggla did not respect Zack Greinke, Ryan Braun or Alex Gonzalez when he fouled off 5 of the 9 pitches in that first at-bat.
by Jess'HittheBall on Jul 11, 2011 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions
WHAT?!?!
you don’t want your love by the outfield?
by Capt Science on Jul 11, 2011 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions
what's that?
Dan Uggla did not respect Zack Greinke, Ryan Braun or Alex Gonzalez when he fouled off 5 of the 9 pitches in that first at-bat.
by Jess'HittheBall on Jul 11, 2011 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions
it was frank catalanotto's walkup music
and once you hear it, it will NEVER leave your head
by Capt Science on Jul 11, 2011 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions
nothing beats gabe gross music nothing
Every man must believe in something, I believe I'll have another drink.
It's true about the music...too much treble and horrible mid-range.
Have to agree with him, there.
Dan Uggla did not respect Zack Greinke, Ryan Braun or Alex Gonzalez when he fouled off 5 of the 9 pitches in that first at-bat.
by Jess'HittheBall on Jul 11, 2011 8:56 PM CDT reply actions
So in the moneyball movie will they change the outcome so the A's win a playoff series?
Every man must believe in something, I believe I'll have another drink.
Struck HIM out looking!
Bernie: I seem to have lost my sense of direction!
Kermit: Have you tried Hare Krishna?
Right down Wisconsin Avenue...
and…a Dandy!!
Dan Uggla did not respect Zack Greinke, Ryan Braun or Alex Gonzalez when he fouled off 5 of the 9 pitches in that first at-bat.
by Jess'HittheBall on Jul 11, 2011 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions
I didn't think someone could be more annoying than chris berman
nomar you proved me wrong
Every man must believe in something, I believe I'll have another drink.
Maybe I'm just sicker than you
but I can picture the Happy Youngster in the booth.
Now that's great tasting chicken!
NO YOU AHHHHHHHHH

The Brewers at Miller Park: "ALL WE DO IS WIN, WIN, WIN NO MATTER WHAT"
The Brewers on the road: "all we do is lose, lose lose, no matter what..."
my barber
she barely speaks english and doesn’t know anything about baseball. the smalltalk gets mind numbing, so announcing would just be a disaster.
by Capt Science on Jul 11, 2011 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Sorry everybody, but I had to change my picture...
Not great timing, but I’ve noticed almost everyone here is not using an actual picture of themselves. It’s probably a good idea, right?
Anyhow, I’m not trying to confuse anyone!
Dan Uggla did not respect Zack Greinke, Ryan Braun or Alex Gonzalez when he fouled off 5 of the 9 pitches in that first at-bat.
by Jess'HittheBall on Jul 11, 2011 9:04 PM CDT reply actions
Thank you for your understanding.
Dan Uggla did not respect Zack Greinke, Ryan Braun or Alex Gonzalez when he fouled off 5 of the 9 pitches in that first at-bat.
by Jess'HittheBall on Jul 11, 2011 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions
And I really want to believe that is what BLAS looks like
The Brewers at Miller Park: "ALL WE DO IS WIN, WIN, WIN NO MATTER WHAT"
The Brewers on the road: "all we do is lose, lose lose, no matter what..."
I use my real picture.
I’m the one hugging Driver
The Brewers at Miller Park: "ALL WE DO IS WIN, WIN, WIN NO MATTER WHAT"
The Brewers on the road: "all we do is lose, lose lose, no matter what..."
Me too.
Somedays I’m the guy on the left, some days I’m the one on the right.
Now that's great tasting chicken!
I knew that one day, dogs would have opposable thumbs.
Have things been alright with that?
Dan Uggla did not respect Zack Greinke, Ryan Braun or Alex Gonzalez when he fouled off 5 of the 9 pitches in that first at-bat.
by Jess'HittheBall on Jul 11, 2011 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions
I should've been more specific.
He doesn’t actually write, he just tells me what to write.
Now that's great tasting chicken!
Just pick him up and put him down over the keyboard a few times
It’s sure to be a masterpiece.
The Brewers at Miller Park: "ALL WE DO IS WIN, WIN, WIN NO MATTER WHAT"
The Brewers on the road: "all we do is lose, lose lose, no matter what..."
Just for you.
zdsm;ldsafjldsk;laf
Now that's great tasting chicken!
by Kyle Lobner on Jul 11, 2011 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Some random keystrokes there
Was he struggling?
The Brewers at Miller Park: "ALL WE DO IS WIN, WIN, WIN NO MATTER WHAT"
The Brewers on the road: "all we do is lose, lose lose, no matter what..."
Don't worry. That Latino blood is sure to pick him up from his slump.
Bernie: I seem to have lost my sense of direction!
Kermit: Have you tried Hare Krishna?
All he needs is a drop.
Bernie: I seem to have lost my sense of direction!
Kermit: Have you tried Hare Krishna?
My dog gets ahold of literature.
It’s amazing…she left my 2011 Bill James in tact. It proves that even dogs can’t help but like Votto. The only thing she got rid was the table of contents.
and then my friends magazine, had the word “pimp.” She took a bite out of that. I’m glad, because that stuff is trash.
Dan Uggla did not respect Zack Greinke, Ryan Braun or Alex Gonzalez when he fouled off 5 of the 9 pitches in that first at-bat.
by Jess'HittheBall on Jul 11, 2011 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions
whoa.
He strikes me as someone who needs hugs.
Dan Uggla did not respect Zack Greinke, Ryan Braun or Alex Gonzalez when he fouled off 5 of the 9 pitches in that first at-bat.
by Jess'HittheBall on Jul 11, 2011 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Lol, Little Fielder warming up.
Awesome. Show stealer.
Bernie: I seem to have lost my sense of direction!
Kermit: Have you tried Hare Krishna?
If he has enough cushioning, next round...
Will he hit a few from the other side of the plate? I saw him warming up right-handed!
Dan Uggla did not respect Zack Greinke, Ryan Braun or Alex Gonzalez when he fouled off 5 of the 9 pitches in that first at-bat.
by Jess'HittheBall on Jul 11, 2011 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions
I missed that one.
His son has cool hair. Mini-prince!
Dan Uggla did not respect Zack Greinke, Ryan Braun or Alex Gonzalez when he fouled off 5 of the 9 pitches in that first at-bat.
by Jess'HittheBall on Jul 11, 2011 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions
My son really liked Santa and the Pool.
I really liked the occupants of the pool.
Bernie: I seem to have lost my sense of direction!
Kermit: Have you tried Hare Krishna?
by pumpkinking on Jul 11, 2011 9:18 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
I'm amused by the fact that at least two cameramen were circling the pool just now.
Now that's great tasting chicken!
Wonder if they were the crew assigned to Jeter
He’s there, though, isn’t he?
Dan Uggla did not respect Zack Greinke, Ryan Braun or Alex Gonzalez when he fouled off 5 of the 9 pitches in that first at-bat.
by Jess'HittheBall on Jul 11, 2011 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions
Okay...Adrian's pitcher needs to stop with the good tosses.
Maybe his arm will cramp up.
Dan Uggla did not respect Zack Greinke, Ryan Braun or Alex Gonzalez when he fouled off 5 of the 9 pitches in that first at-bat.
by Jess'HittheBall on Jul 11, 2011 9:24 PM CDT reply actions
I'm not comfortable with what I just said.
Not sure it was the nicest thing to wish on someone.
Dan Uggla did not respect Zack Greinke, Ryan Braun or Alex Gonzalez when he fouled off 5 of the 9 pitches in that first at-bat.
by Jess'HittheBall on Jul 11, 2011 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions
its just a cramp
not like he will need tommy john surgery
Every man must believe in something, I believe I'll have another drink.
You must be new here if you worry about wishing cramps upon one being "too far"
I don't get why some people think I'm weird.
by Dikembe Meiztombo on Jul 11, 2011 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions
i don't like prince's chances
Every man must believe in something, I believe I'll have another drink.
way to wrestle the ball from a kid guy.
Bernie: I seem to have lost my sense of direction!
Kermit: Have you tried Hare Krishna?
Did he take a swing at the gal to his left?
I’m not going to rewind this, because I’m trying to type.
Dan Uggla did not respect Zack Greinke, Ryan Braun or Alex Gonzalez when he fouled off 5 of the 9 pitches in that first at-bat.
by Jess'HittheBall on Jul 11, 2011 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Prince is going to hit 17 here
I don't get why some people think I'm weird.
by Dikembe Meiztombo on Jul 11, 2011 9:27 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
I'm calling it, a 3 way swing off for round 3.
Bernie: I seem to have lost my sense of direction!
Kermit: Have you tried Hare Krishna?
I'm going to lobby for a Plush-call next year.
He’ll take Berman’s place!
Dan Uggla did not respect Zack Greinke, Ryan Braun or Alex Gonzalez when he fouled off 5 of the 9 pitches in that first at-bat.
by Jess'HittheBall on Jul 11, 2011 9:29 PM CDT reply actions
Rickie with the camo shorts?
That’s a bold move
The Brewers at Miller Park: "ALL WE DO IS WIN, WIN, WIN NO MATTER WHAT"
The Brewers on the road: "all we do is lose, lose lose, no matter what..."
That lady almsot died
and she was just like “whatevs”
The Brewers at Miller Park: "ALL WE DO IS WIN, WIN, WIN NO MATTER WHAT"
The Brewers on the road: "all we do is lose, lose lose, no matter what..."
Boy that view sucks
The Brewers at Miller Park: "ALL WE DO IS WIN, WIN, WIN NO MATTER WHAT"
The Brewers on the road: "all we do is lose, lose lose, no matter what..."
bummer, burned out.
Bernie: I seem to have lost my sense of direction!
Kermit: Have you tried Hare Krishna?
those are gone in any other stadium
Every man must believe in something, I believe I'll have another drink.
This park sucks for the HRD
The Brewers at Miller Park: "ALL WE DO IS WIN, WIN, WIN NO MATTER WHAT"
The Brewers on the road: "all we do is lose, lose lose, no matter what..."
"Splish splash we were takin' a bath"
Ok, now I’m kind of rooting for Prince to end my misery.
"PLUSH ALERT: THERE WAS AN UNTUCKING AT FENWAY!"
The derby makes me feel like this

The Brewers at Miller Park: "ALL WE DO IS WIN, WIN, WIN NO MATTER WHAT"
The Brewers on the road: "all we do is lose, lose lose, no matter what..."
is that your dog?
of so, that’s one good lookin’ dog.
by Capt Science on Jul 11, 2011 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions
/if
(doesn’t really warrant a fix, but whatever)
by Capt Science on Jul 11, 2011 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions
Nor is Kiga
She’s bugging me to take her for a walk, so I think that’s the plan. I don’t care about the final if it ain’t a Brewer.
The Brewers at Miller Park: "ALL WE DO IS WIN, WIN, WIN NO MATTER WHAT"
The Brewers on the road: "all we do is lose, lose lose, no matter what..."
It's time to hang out with the puppy
Too bad about the derby. I’ll see if anyone’s here later. Take care, everybody!
Dan Uggla did not respect Zack Greinke, Ryan Braun or Alex Gonzalez when he fouled off 5 of the 9 pitches in that first at-bat.
by Jess'HittheBall on Jul 11, 2011 9:39 PM CDT reply actions
The home run derby is like...
… trying to eat a bag full of your favorite candy bars in one sitting: enjoyable for a while and then you end up puking.
by Ted Simmons Speed Camp on Jul 11, 2011 9:45 PM CDT reply actions
It gets pretty repetetive
I would love to have Berman’s enthusiasm for every standard issue home run to right, but it really stops being impressive after a while.
Normally, it's bed-time. I think she's okay, now.
This was taken almost 2 months ago, but she was looking at me like this. Sort of like…“well? Who won?” (or, “snack?”).

Dan Uggla did not respect Zack Greinke, Ryan Braun or Alex Gonzalez when he fouled off 5 of the 9 pitches in that first at-bat.
by Jess'HittheBall on Jul 11, 2011 10:17 PM CDT reply actions
Next time something like this happens, I need advice.
(how to explain the concept of failure… these are here heroes).
Dan Uggla did not respect Zack Greinke, Ryan Braun or Alex Gonzalez when he fouled off 5 of the 9 pitches in that first at-bat.
by Jess'HittheBall on Jul 11, 2011 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions
correction.
“her heroes.” Not “here”
Dan Uggla did not respect Zack Greinke, Ryan Braun or Alex Gonzalez when he fouled off 5 of the 9 pitches in that first at-bat.
by Jess'HittheBall on Jul 11, 2011 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions
How the hell does Jennie Finch look like that
if she had a baby 3 weeks ago? whistle
The Brewers at Miller Park: "ALL WE DO IS WIN, WIN, WIN NO MATTER WHAT"
The Brewers on the road: "all we do is lose, lose lose, no matter what..."
When she struck out almost 400 batters in a season
… she was given a super power… to not have to look like she’d ever had a baby.
FanGraphs should consider a venue for a Gallery Night... they could even serve a cake with a Win Expectancy Chart of the 7/7/11 Brewers' game etched in the frosting, and 7-up. Oh, yeah - and t-shirts that say "SABR-Friday." I'm totally there.
by Jess'HittheBall on Jul 11, 2011 11:00 PM CDT up reply actions
my bad
Looked at the chart and took the 397 ks, but these were her US team seasons combined. Good enough, though.
FanGraphs should consider a venue for a Gallery Night... they could even serve a cake with a Win Expectancy Chart of the 7/7/11 Brewers' game etched in the frosting, and 7-up. Oh, yeah - and t-shirts that say "SABR-Friday." I'm totally there.
by Jess'HittheBall on Jul 11, 2011 11:03 PM CDT up reply actions












































