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Open Thread: Home Run Derby

Here's a place to hang out and watch the State Farm 2011 Home Run Derby. For entertainment purposes only, here are each player's odds of winning as of this morning (via bodog.com):

Player Odds :1
Jose Bautista 11/4 2.75
Prince Fielder 15/4 3.75
David Ortiz 9/2 4.5
Matt Holliday 9/2 4.5
Adrian Gonzalez 11/2 5.5
Matt Kemp 7 7
Robinson Cano 17/2 8.5
Rickie Weeks 12/1 12

I've taken the liberty of simplifying the fractions a bit.

Bodog also gives 3/1 odds that Rickie Weeks will be held homerless in the first round. Clearly, they don't think much of his chances....and it seems possible they've never watched him take BP.

At any rate, Nashville Sounds hitting coach Sandy Guerrero will pitch to both Fielder and Weeks tonight. Follow that link to Tennessean.com for more on his strategy. Guerrero was also the pitcher when Fielder won the event in 2009, and also pitched to Corey Hart last year.

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wow

baseball tonight’s ways of killing time before the derby is amazing. why am i watching this?!?

by Capt Science on Jul 11, 2011 6:34 PM CDT reply actions  

Your not the only one wasting your time.

And now I’m looking for something else to watch.

"Had a dream I was king, I woke up, still king"
-Marshall Mathers

by BlackPack-fan on Jul 11, 2011 6:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Homerless in the first round?

Is there a link to that wager? I don’t see it on the prop bet page.

You know . . . just asking :)

by postbryan on Jul 11, 2011 6:40 PM CDT reply actions  

Rickie will hit atleast 3.

Everyone will. And the thing about Weeks is, why would you swing for HRs when most of your ABs occur with noone on base?

"Had a dream I was king, I woke up, still king"
-Marshall Mathers

by BlackPack-fan on Jul 11, 2011 6:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Prince selected Weeks to send message to RR

power hitter, not lead off man

Lead off with Nyjer, then the big 3

He’s always open. He catches a lot of balls. He’s un-guardable, no matter how old he is

by WarWolf on Jul 11, 2011 6:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

I can't believe Yuni wasn't selected

He’s always open. He catches a lot of balls. He’s un-guardable, no matter how old he is

by WarWolf on Jul 11, 2011 6:41 PM CDT reply actions  

Complete bullsh*t

"Had a dream I was king, I woke up, still king"
-Marshall Mathers

by BlackPack-fan on Jul 11, 2011 6:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

outrageous!

no doubt a plot festered by intellectuals !

He’s always open. He catches a lot of balls. He’s un-guardable, no matter how old he is

by WarWolf on Jul 11, 2011 6:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Disrespectful.

Bernie: I seem to have lost my sense of direction!
Kermit: Have you tried Hare Krishna?

by pumpkinking on Jul 11, 2011 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

What about Pujols now?

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by Tepo6688 on Jul 11, 2011 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

In that case

I’m surprised Ortiz didn’t pick him for his team.

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by Tepo6688 on Jul 11, 2011 7:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

I like those 12 to 1 odds

I predict Weeks takes the whole thing

He’s always open. He catches a lot of balls. He’s un-guardable, no matter how old he is

by WarWolf on Jul 11, 2011 6:43 PM CDT reply actions  

no no - bad company

He’s always open. He catches a lot of balls. He’s un-guardable, no matter how old he is

by WarWolf on Jul 11, 2011 6:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Rickie is going to destroy tonight

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by Tepo6688 on Jul 11, 2011 6:58 PM CDT reply actions  

These guys aren't giving the NL any respect.

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by Tepo6688 on Jul 11, 2011 7:00 PM CDT reply actions  

pardon my ignorance

but who’s this singing? am i supposed to know who this is?

by Capt Science on Jul 11, 2011 7:02 PM CDT reply actions  

Pretty sure it's Jason Aldean

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by Tepo6688 on Jul 11, 2011 7:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

I bet on Weeks a few hours ago.

His odds were (up? down?) to 14/1 on bodog.

by icecreamman on Jul 11, 2011 7:04 PM CDT reply actions  

I don't normally bet on baseball,

Or bet at all for that matter, but if I was a major league manager/player, I wouldn’t bet on the game, or my team. Just thought I’d have some fun and try my hand at the odds.

by icecreamman on Jul 11, 2011 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

At least it isn't football season

WHOOP!

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by Tepo6688 on Jul 11, 2011 7:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'll take Hellen Keller over them both

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by Tepo6688 on Jul 11, 2011 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm tracking this from work.

Has an order been announced?

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by -JP- on Jul 11, 2011 7:05 PM CDT reply actions  

It's about to be

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by Tepo6688 on Jul 11, 2011 7:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

order

agon
holliday
cano
weeks
bautista
kemp
ortiz
fielder

by Capt Science on Jul 11, 2011 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Big Papi is racist!

Everyone he picked is hispanic!

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by Tepo6688 on Jul 11, 2011 7:08 PM CDT reply actions  

#retrosforever!

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by Tepo6688 on Jul 11, 2011 7:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hahahahaha

they were booing Prince. Think it has anything to do with Upton not getting picked?

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by Tepo6688 on Jul 11, 2011 7:09 PM CDT reply actions  

Lotta love for Rickie too

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by Tepo6688 on Jul 11, 2011 7:09 PM CDT reply actions  

aw, look at all the little baby-tears

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by Tepo6688 on Jul 11, 2011 7:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

The glare from Nomar’s teeth is blinding.

by rob deer's moustache will destroy us all on Jul 11, 2011 7:11 PM CDT reply actions  

Those BP jerseys are horrid

I am too drunk to taste this chicken.

by ThroughBeingCool on Jul 11, 2011 7:12 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

Rickie batted .473 in college

Berman just said it. Daaaammmnnn. I don’t know or care where he played, it was college and that’s remarkable. DO it big Rickie!

"Had a dream I was king, I woke up, still king"
-Marshall Mathers

by BlackPack-fan on Jul 11, 2011 7:12 PM CDT reply actions  

Anyone hear Prince trying to explain to his kids why they were booing him?

“They don’t like me” as he starts laughing.

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by Rendezvous on Jul 11, 2011 7:13 PM CDT reply actions  

His kids can outhit the AL lineup

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by Tepo6688 on Jul 11, 2011 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

They let small children sit in the upper deck?

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by Tepo6688 on Jul 11, 2011 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

The drain was plugged

 so he figured he’d be nice and make a new one.

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by Tepo6688 on Jul 11, 2011 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Early thoughts:

1) Diamondbacks fans suck.

2) Prince’s kids are awesome.

"PLUSH ALERT: THERE WAS AN UNTUCKING AT FENWAY!"

by SRB on Jul 11, 2011 7:19 PM CDT reply actions  

I didn't know there were enough baseball fans there to boo

"If the world were perfect, it wouldn't be." - Yogi Berra

by mnbrewer on Jul 11, 2011 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

There aren't.

But they figure if they go to the stadium, they’ve got a reasonable chance of finding a cop and a doctor if they get shot. Beats most of the rest of Arizona.

by Ted Simmons Speed Camp on Jul 11, 2011 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

And a chopper to Shortstop...

"Had a dream I was king, I woke up, still king"
-Marshall Mathers

by BlackPack-fan on Jul 11, 2011 7:21 PM CDT reply actions  

Boooooooo

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by Tepo6688 on Jul 11, 2011 7:22 PM CDT reply actions  

Win-win situation tonight

Either Weeks or Fielder will win, or Weeks and Fielder will be eliminated and I can turn this off early.

"PLUSH ALERT: THERE WAS AN UNTUCKING AT FENWAY!"

by SRB on Jul 11, 2011 7:22 PM CDT reply actions  

Lose-lose for me.

My wife has hijacked my TV to watch Eureka leaving me with a DVR of the derby. If they do well, I’ll miss the chance to see it live. If they do badly, I probably won’t get to watch it at all.

by Ted Simmons Speed Camp on Jul 11, 2011 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Really?

You’d take AGon’s swing? Braun’s got just about the prettiest swing I’ve ever seen.

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by Tepo6688 on Jul 11, 2011 7:23 PM CDT reply actions  

Yeah, Braun's swing is sugar

But Gnzales doesn’t look like he’s trying and they’e flying off the bat

by nullacct on Jul 11, 2011 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

He didn't pick Upton

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by Tepo6688 on Jul 11, 2011 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

are you sure it was Upton?

I know the Arizona players were supporting Wily Mo Pena for the HR Derby, presumably because this year they could pick anyone and having a bunch of 3TO sluggers out there, well, why not?

by morineko on Jul 11, 2011 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

I guess because he didn't pick Upton?

"PLUSH ALERT: THERE WAS AN UNTUCKING AT FENWAY!"

by SRB on Jul 11, 2011 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

I still don't understand that logic

He only had 15 home runs. There are 2 d-backs with more…

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by mnbrewer on Jul 11, 2011 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

J Upton "snub" :/

Bernie: I seem to have lost my sense of direction!
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by pumpkinking on Jul 11, 2011 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

I feel like Carlos Gomez

would have a ton of fun being in the outfield for the Derby

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by Tepo6688 on Jul 11, 2011 7:26 PM CDT reply actions  

Gomez would KILL that

he’s got crazy size on the rest of the top defensive players

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by Tepo6688 on Jul 11, 2011 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

He would trample at least six kids

You and I may have different definitions of fun.

When there is a scuffle in Ireland, there’s no need to specifically mention in the news story that alcohol was involved

by Getting Yosted on Jul 11, 2011 7:31 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Natural selection won't be denied

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by Tepo6688 on Jul 11, 2011 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

We could call it Running with the 'Fro

When there is a scuffle in Ireland, there’s no need to specifically mention in the news story that alcohol was involved

by Getting Yosted on Jul 11, 2011 7:36 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

This BallTrack view is the worst

I am too drunk to taste this chicken.

by ThroughBeingCool on Jul 11, 2011 7:29 PM CDT via mobile reply actions   1 recs

was thinking the same.

No, no don’t show anything of the swing or the ball. Just give me a graphic… :(

Bernie: I seem to have lost my sense of direction!
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by pumpkinking on Jul 11, 2011 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Maybe at the end of the AB to recap them all, sure

but not during. C’mon.

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by Tepo6688 on Jul 11, 2011 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

YEah

the spread of all of them at the same time was cool

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by pumpkinking on Jul 11, 2011 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

I hope Holliday hits zero

Fuck St. Louis

I am too drunk to taste this chicken.

by ThroughBeingCool on Jul 11, 2011 7:31 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

He was pissed about hitting 5

I have never seen someone so upset about hitting five home runs before

by gffjenks on Jul 11, 2011 7:39 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

What's with the spider-man shoes?

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by Tepo6688 on Jul 11, 2011 7:31 PM CDT reply actions  

JESUS!

That kid almost robbed it!

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by Tepo6688 on Jul 11, 2011 7:31 PM CDT reply actions  

No respect... No respect at all.

Bernie: I seem to have lost my sense of direction!
Kermit: Have you tried Hare Krishna?

by pumpkinking on Jul 11, 2011 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

what?

no instant replay on boundary calls?

by Capt Science on Jul 11, 2011 7:31 PM CDT reply actions  

NMR

Needs More Robots

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by Tepo6688 on Jul 11, 2011 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Those kids are really fighting for the baseballs

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by KRaw on Jul 11, 2011 7:32 PM CDT reply actions  

And that's a rec

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by Tepo6688 on Jul 11, 2011 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Holiday is swinging at unperfect pitches,

Gonzo was perfectly patient, waited for the right pitches to hit

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by BlackPack-fan on Jul 11, 2011 7:33 PM CDT reply actions  

Good

I hope he swings at bad pitches for the rest of the year

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by Tepo6688 on Jul 11, 2011 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Seeing those kids sit in chairs on the sidelines

kind of reminds me of Yuniesky Betancourt.

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by SRB on Jul 11, 2011 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Eric Almonte

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by Tepo6688 on Jul 11, 2011 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

He said a naughty word there

wonder if that qualifies for Cardinals baseball

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by KRaw on Jul 11, 2011 7:34 PM CDT reply actions  

Trade him!

To us. He can play SS.

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by Tepo6688 on Jul 11, 2011 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Technically that was a strike

the bat broke the plane. Just sayin’.

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by Tepo6688 on Jul 11, 2011 7:35 PM CDT reply actions  

Thats true

"Had a dream I was king, I woke up, still king"
-Marshall Mathers

by BlackPack-fan on Jul 11, 2011 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

He wanted to screw Holliday up?

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by Tepo6688 on Jul 11, 2011 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Did they purposely design the uniforms

To look like D-Back uniforms? Because they’re atrocious.

"If the world were perfect, it wouldn't be." - Yogi Berra

by mnbrewer on Jul 11, 2011 7:35 PM CDT reply actions  

yes, and agreed

It was far worse in the Futures game last night because you couldn’t read the backs of the uniforms

by morineko on Jul 11, 2011 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't remember that being the case when we hosted

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by Tepo6688 on Jul 11, 2011 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

sarcasm?

no memory of those mustard yellow nightmares?

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by KRaw on Jul 11, 2011 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

It was white

that’s just roid sweat

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by Tepo6688 on Jul 11, 2011 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

My eyes! The goggles do nothing!!

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by KRaw on Jul 11, 2011 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

So that's where the idea for the Cerveceros jerseys came from.

Fighter of the Nightman. Champion of the sun. Master of karate & friendship for everyone.

by The Dayman on Jul 12, 2011 3:43 AM CDT up reply actions  

I miss the purple unis they used to have

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by Tepo6688 on Jul 11, 2011 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

It was really more of a day trip

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by Tepo6688 on Jul 11, 2011 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think it's possible five is going to be the lowest first round total.

The ball is really screaming out tonight.

Now that's great tasting chicken!

by Kyle Lobner on Jul 11, 2011 7:38 PM CDT reply actions  

Move over, Woodward and Bernstein
@Haudricourt: St. Louis’ colors are red, so I can’t wait to hear why Matt Holliday is wearing blue shoes.

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by SRB on Jul 11, 2011 7:39 PM CDT reply actions  

Look up their old uniforms, Haudi

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by Tepo6688 on Jul 11, 2011 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

maybe the bird has blue eyes?

Bernie: I seem to have lost my sense of direction!
Kermit: Have you tried Hare Krishna?

by pumpkinking on Jul 11, 2011 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

with bermens voice

I’m going to but my beer through the TV soon

by onbeer8 on Jul 11, 2011 7:39 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

it's the leading cause of cracked screens

the leading manufacturers look forward to everyone getting new sets every year

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by KRaw on Jul 11, 2011 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Everything needs a mute feature

where you can just block out specific people.

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by Tepo6688 on Jul 11, 2011 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

I swear...

If I had computer skills, I would just load this page up with .gif and anti-Berman stuff. But thankfully, BCB’ers, I do not.

by Bush League All Star on Jul 11, 2011 7:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

See below

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by Tepo6688 on Jul 11, 2011 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

is there a block berman program?

like that block jeter program that was floating around?

by Capt Science on Jul 11, 2011 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Cano owes them a camera

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by Tepo6688 on Jul 11, 2011 7:43 PM CDT reply actions  

think statefarm insures that camera?

Bernie: I seem to have lost my sense of direction!
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by pumpkinking on Jul 11, 2011 7:43 PM CDT reply actions  

zing!

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by KRaw on Jul 11, 2011 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wow Cano on fire

I am too drunk to taste this chicken.

by ThroughBeingCool on Jul 11, 2011 7:43 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

472

BAZINGA

I am too drunk to taste this chicken.

by ThroughBeingCool on Jul 11, 2011 7:47 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

Goodness

Cano has some insane bat speed.

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by Greggers on Jul 11, 2011 7:47 PM CDT reply actions  

alright lets go Rickie!!

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by pumpkinking on Jul 11, 2011 7:50 PM CDT reply actions  

Backwards hat, oh yeah.

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by SRB on Jul 11, 2011 7:51 PM CDT reply actions  

Rickie time!

Retro uniforms: 3-0 in July

by molitorfan on Jul 11, 2011 7:51 PM CDT reply actions  

Two different cleats eh

Time for the laser show

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by ThroughBeingCool on Jul 11, 2011 7:51 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

That was embarrassing haha

I am too drunk to taste this chicken.

by ThroughBeingCool on Jul 11, 2011 7:52 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

Ugh

Retro uniforms: 3-0 in July

by molitorfan on Jul 11, 2011 7:52 PM CDT reply actions  

...................

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by Tepo6688 on Jul 11, 2011 7:52 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

get up

get up
get outta here
it’s gone!

by Capt Science on Jul 11, 2011 7:52 PM CDT reply actions  

Come on Rickie

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by Tepo6688 on Jul 11, 2011 7:53 PM CDT reply actions  

Rickie stinks

I don't get why some people think I'm weird.

by Dikembe Meiztombo on Jul 11, 2011 7:53 PM CDT reply actions  

logan morrison mockin' weeks' 'do

via twitter

Now batting for the National League…Busta Rhymes!!

by Capt Science on Jul 11, 2011 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Haterz

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by Tepo6688 on Jul 11, 2011 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

"It's gonna be awesome"

Bernie: I seem to have lost my sense of direction!
Kermit: Have you tried Hare Krishna?

by pumpkinking on Jul 11, 2011 7:54 PM CDT reply actions  

Fielder is hilarious

The Brewers at Miller Park: "ALL WE DO IS WIN, WIN, WIN NO MATTER WHAT"

The Brewers on the road: "all we do is lose, lose lose, no matter what..."

by Tepo6688 on Jul 11, 2011 7:54 PM CDT reply actions  

Hahahah Prince

“Bitch!” furiously looks to turn off mic

fka "warwick5s"

by DEUCE SLUICE on Jul 11, 2011 7:56 PM CDT reply actions  

Yep

The Brewers at Miller Park: "ALL WE DO IS WIN, WIN, WIN NO MATTER WHAT"

The Brewers on the road: "all we do is lose, lose lose, no matter what..."

by Tepo6688 on Jul 11, 2011 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's alright. he;s just waiting for the golden ball

Bernie: I seem to have lost my sense of direction!
Kermit: Have you tried Hare Krishna?

by pumpkinking on Jul 11, 2011 7:56 PM CDT reply actions  

The new format could be worse...

…it could determine home field in the World Series

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by KRaw on Jul 11, 2011 7:56 PM CDT reply actions  

These distance measurements are bullshit.

Everything hit to right is over 430, and balls hitting the upper deck in left aren’t?

Now that's great tasting chicken!

by Kyle Lobner on Jul 11, 2011 7:56 PM CDT reply actions  

Rickie is a hero

Dives on the grenade to let me be 50% closer to turning this off.

"PLUSH ALERT: THERE WAS AN UNTUCKING AT FENWAY!"

by SRB on Jul 11, 2011 7:56 PM CDT reply actions  

Oh well

The Brewers at Miller Park: "ALL WE DO IS WIN, WIN, WIN NO MATTER WHAT"

The Brewers on the road: "all we do is lose, lose lose, no matter what..."

by Tepo6688 on Jul 11, 2011 7:57 PM CDT reply actions  

Well...

Yuni probably will find a way to have an error

The Brewers at Miller Park: "ALL WE DO IS WIN, WIN, WIN NO MATTER WHAT"

The Brewers on the road: "all we do is lose, lose lose, no matter what..."

by Tepo6688 on Jul 11, 2011 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

I was here trying to enjoy the HR Derby.

Now I’m listening to you complain, again.

Now that's great tasting chicken!

by Kyle Lobner on Jul 11, 2011 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

the only sane person in the room.

Bernie: I seem to have lost my sense of direction!
Kermit: Have you tried Hare Krishna?

by pumpkinking on Jul 11, 2011 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Moving on...

The Brewers at Miller Park: "ALL WE DO IS WIN, WIN, WIN NO MATTER WHAT"

The Brewers on the road: "all we do is lose, lose lose, no matter what..."

by Tepo6688 on Jul 11, 2011 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm not around here enough to accept this challenge...

But I can name 2 in the last week-ish, so I imagine this would be a pretty easy money maker for Kyle

by uwbadgers on Jul 11, 2011 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

boom

you owe me like ten dollars

Every man must believe in something, I believe I'll have another drink.

by pjpaulus on Jul 11, 2011 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

You beat me to it

deletes post

I don't get why some people think I'm weird.

by Dikembe Meiztombo on Jul 11, 2011 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Thinking the line drive talk got to him?

Bernie: I seem to have lost my sense of direction!
Kermit: Have you tried Hare Krishna?

by pumpkinking on Jul 11, 2011 7:57 PM CDT reply actions  

Braun is in SERIOUS need of a haircut.

The Brewers at Miller Park: "ALL WE DO IS WIN, WIN, WIN NO MATTER WHAT"

The Brewers on the road: "all we do is lose, lose lose, no matter what..."

by Tepo6688 on Jul 11, 2011 7:57 PM CDT reply actions  

Oh yeah

Retro uniforms: 3-0 in July

by molitorfan on Jul 11, 2011 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm excited to see what Joey Bats does

I am too drunk to taste this chicken.

by ThroughBeingCool on Jul 11, 2011 8:00 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

Meh, he did OK

I remember lots worse. On the bright side, he didn’t get too comfortable up there, so I don’t think he’ll come down with a ‘HR derby curse’ in the 2nd half.

by nullacct on Jul 11, 2011 8:00 PM CDT reply actions  

He could have been Brandon Inge

The Brewers at Miller Park: "ALL WE DO IS WIN, WIN, WIN NO MATTER WHAT"

The Brewers on the road: "all we do is lose, lose lose, no matter what..."

by Tepo6688 on Jul 11, 2011 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Haha truth

I am too drunk to taste this chicken.

by ThroughBeingCool on Jul 11, 2011 8:01 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Well, he's strong, but his real strength is bat speed

And it’s really, really, really hard to snap the bat that fast when the pitches are coming in fat and slow

by nullacct on Jul 11, 2011 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

True.

Bernie: I seem to have lost my sense of direction!
Kermit: Have you tried Hare Krishna?

by pumpkinking on Jul 11, 2011 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

I've never seen him take BP...

But I would have to guess he doesn’t pull off the ball as much as he did in the derby. He was really falling away on nearly every swing, which would explain why he either crushed it really high or pulled a grounder.

by uwbadgers on Jul 11, 2011 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

I understand that.

I’m saying I think he drastically altered his swing in the derby. I would assume his BP swing is an amped up version of his normal swing. Tonight he was not so much snapping his wrists as he was pulling his whole body off to the left.

by uwbadgers on Jul 11, 2011 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I think that's probably fair.

He was trying to hit tape measure shots when his normal swing would’ve been fine. Now I’m a little concerned about him bouncing back.

Now that's great tasting chicken!

by Kyle Lobner on Jul 11, 2011 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

I am as well

His first swing and a miss, I thought he tore something.

by OlyKnows on Jul 11, 2011 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

That is NOT how he swings in BP.

Otherwise I wouldn’t have put money on him. Kind of disappointed, but there’s still Prince to root for at least.

by icecreamman on Jul 11, 2011 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

If the Brewers BP is thrown this slow

Then it explains our hitting woes completely

by nullacct on Jul 11, 2011 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

P-Keg Report after Weeks' turn

Unless the rest of these batters struggle, it looks like I will be awarding a TOTAL of 8 points split among 5 people for the Weeks HR prediction.

Hyatt was closest with 4.

Contributor on Brew Crew Ball, Commissioner of Prognostikeggers, Owner of a broken sarcasm detector

by -JP- on Jul 11, 2011 8:00 PM CDT reply actions  

I'm deducting 3 points from you.

Contributor on Brew Crew Ball, Commissioner of Prognostikeggers, Owner of a broken sarcasm detector

by -JP- on Jul 11, 2011 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

Per the usual

the expert sleeper pick fails

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by KRaw on Jul 11, 2011 8:01 PM CDT reply actions  

Bautista's beard courtesy of Wooly Willy

"PLUSH ALERT: THERE WAS AN UNTUCKING AT FENWAY!"

by SRB on Jul 11, 2011 8:04 PM CDT reply actions  

Wow Bautista

This is disappointing

I am too drunk to taste this chicken.

by ThroughBeingCool on Jul 11, 2011 8:05 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

OMG BAD CHIOCE DAVED ORTEEZ!

The totally serious HR derby is serious.

by Bush League All Star on Jul 11, 2011 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

rec

Bernie: I seem to have lost my sense of direction!
Kermit: Have you tried Hare Krishna?

by pumpkinking on Jul 11, 2011 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

MIKW MCMORON?

The Brewers at Miller Park: "ALL WE DO IS WIN, WIN, WIN NO MATTER WHAT"

The Brewers on the road: "all we do is lose, lose lose, no matter what..."

by Tepo6688 on Jul 11, 2011 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Obviously his nerves

Because we all know Bautista struggles with nerves.

by uwbadgers on Jul 11, 2011 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

super super cereal

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by KRaw on Jul 11, 2011 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Worst South Park joke ever.

Ugh.

The Brewers at Miller Park: "ALL WE DO IS WIN, WIN, WIN NO MATTER WHAT"

The Brewers on the road: "all we do is lose, lose lose, no matter what..."

by Tepo6688 on Jul 11, 2011 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Haha

I am too drunk to taste this chicken.

by ThroughBeingCool on Jul 11, 2011 8:10 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Think Prince will get booed again by a crowd...

… from the last state to make Martin Luther King Jr.’s Day a holiday?

Not that I’m trying to imply anything…

by Ted Simmons Speed Camp on Jul 11, 2011 8:07 PM CDT reply actions   2 recs

I'm amazed they have this many latinos there

Alert the border patrol!

The Brewers at Miller Park: "ALL WE DO IS WIN, WIN, WIN NO MATTER WHAT"

The Brewers on the road: "all we do is lose, lose lose, no matter what..."

by Tepo6688 on Jul 11, 2011 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Lets see how many make it back to their teams.

Bernie: I seem to have lost my sense of direction!
Kermit: Have you tried Hare Krishna?

by pumpkinking on Jul 11, 2011 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Bautista should be fine

he had to use a passport to get there so we know he has one.

The Brewers at Miller Park: "ALL WE DO IS WIN, WIN, WIN NO MATTER WHAT"

The Brewers on the road: "all we do is lose, lose lose, no matter what..."

by Tepo6688 on Jul 11, 2011 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Rrrrrrrr

ec

The Brewers at Miller Park: "ALL WE DO IS WIN, WIN, WIN NO MATTER WHAT"

The Brewers on the road: "all we do is lose, lose lose, no matter what..."

by Tepo6688 on Jul 11, 2011 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

wow

i remember buying that tape to listen in high school

by Capt Science on Jul 11, 2011 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

They're noting going to be saying "boo"

They’re saying “boo-urns”

"I guess I'm just a strange individual." - Mr. Nyjer Morgan

by Greggers on Jul 11, 2011 8:10 PM CDT reply actions  

With Weeks officially out now

Prognostikeggers results has been posted for the Weeks HR predictions.

Contributor on Brew Crew Ball, Commissioner of Prognostikeggers, Owner of a broken sarcasm detector

by -JP- on Jul 11, 2011 8:12 PM CDT reply actions  

The Mrs. would like to contribute her ideas for five tools:

Wrench
Hammer
Screwdriver
Power drill
…and she’s out.

Now that's great tasting chicken!

by Kyle Lobner on Jul 11, 2011 8:14 PM CDT reply actions  

"She's out" is a tool?

The Brewers at Miller Park: "ALL WE DO IS WIN, WIN, WIN NO MATTER WHAT"

The Brewers on the road: "all we do is lose, lose lose, no matter what..."

by Tepo6688 on Jul 11, 2011 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Braun

Retro uniforms: 3-0 in July

by molitorfan on Jul 11, 2011 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

He is a great at baseball

but he is clearly a douche.

Retro uniforms: 3-0 in July

by molitorfan on Jul 11, 2011 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Eh, I don't know

He’s not that bad really.

"PLUSH ALERT: THERE WAS AN UNTUCKING AT FENWAY!"

by SRB on Jul 11, 2011 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Tough to tell

but I am so sick of that commercial about winning a meal with him at his restaurant.

Retro uniforms: 3-0 in July

by molitorfan on Jul 11, 2011 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Geez Holliday is in third with 5

I am too drunk to taste this chicken.

by ThroughBeingCool on Jul 11, 2011 8:15 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

Fielder's plan is coming to fruition

He’ll be the only on to qualify for the next round.

The Brewers at Miller Park: "ALL WE DO IS WIN, WIN, WIN NO MATTER WHAT"

The Brewers on the road: "all we do is lose, lose lose, no matter what..."

by Tepo6688 on Jul 11, 2011 8:16 PM CDT reply actions  

catchers are the best at everything

Every man must believe in something, I believe I'll have another drink.

by pjpaulus on Jul 11, 2011 8:16 PM CDT reply actions  

Damn....

He saved it for the last one. Just blew that one up.

by Bush League All Star on Jul 11, 2011 8:17 PM CDT reply actions  

Cool story Buster.

"I guess I'm just a strange individual." - Mr. Nyjer Morgan

by Greggers on Jul 11, 2011 8:17 PM CDT reply actions  

There are a lot of cool stories to go around. ;/

They need someone on the broadcast team who can make a shitty story sound awesome.

by Bush League All Star on Jul 11, 2011 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

HEARD THIS: Adrian Gonzalez clapped.

He has also sneezed and giggled today.

Now that's great tasting chicken!

by Kyle Lobner on Jul 11, 2011 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

I try

to clap, sneeze, and giggle every day just to feel alive.

Retro uniforms: 3-0 in July

by molitorfan on Jul 11, 2011 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

ESPN Home Run Tracker

has Ryan Howard up now. That’s racist!

Retro uniforms: 3-0 in July

by molitorfan on Jul 11, 2011 8:21 PM CDT reply actions  

Wait, they're interviewing a Pirate?

Someone at ESPN knows about the Pirates?

Now that's great tasting chicken!

by Kyle Lobner on Jul 11, 2011 8:21 PM CDT reply actions  

Point taken.

Now that's great tasting chicken!

by Kyle Lobner on Jul 11, 2011 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Inorite?

Seriously for a second/third place team who has a history of just living in the cellar, you would think they would give them more time than the last 30 seconds of a baseball update.

by Bush League All Star on Jul 11, 2011 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

They are salivating

at that potential story line. It practically writes itself. They could take the post season off. For the first time since 1992 the Pirates are in contention ….

by Hangwith'em Rach on Jul 11, 2011 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

If the Pirates make the playoffs

ESPN will have to hire a research staff, pronto.

The Brewers at Miller Park: "ALL WE DO IS WIN, WIN, WIN NO MATTER WHAT"

The Brewers on the road: "all we do is lose, lose lose, no matter what..."

by Tepo6688 on Jul 11, 2011 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

"Baseball team discovered in Pittsburgh, more after the break"

"I guess I'm just a strange individual." - Mr. Nyjer Morgan

by Greggers on Jul 11, 2011 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

lmao

Bernie: I seem to have lost my sense of direction!
Kermit: Have you tried Hare Krishna?

by pumpkinking on Jul 11, 2011 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

After the break,

we’ll learn about some obscure independent baseball team.

The Brewers at Miller Park: "ALL WE DO IS WIN, WIN, WIN NO MATTER WHAT"

The Brewers on the road: "all we do is lose, lose lose, no matter what..."

by Tepo6688 on Jul 11, 2011 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Is that some suburb of Philadelphia?

"PLUSH ALERT: THERE WAS AN UNTUCKING AT FENWAY!"

by SRB on Jul 11, 2011 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

The Steelers play baseball?

Bernie: I seem to have lost my sense of direction!
Kermit: Have you tried Hare Krishna?

by pumpkinking on Jul 11, 2011 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

If the Pirates make the playoffs...

… an ESPN reporter will ask McCutchen what Johnny Depp is like in real life.

by Ted Simmons Speed Camp on Jul 11, 2011 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

They'll mistake him for the voodoo chick from movie #2

The Brewers at Miller Park: "ALL WE DO IS WIN, WIN, WIN NO MATTER WHAT"

The Brewers on the road: "all we do is lose, lose lose, no matter what..."

by Tepo6688 on Jul 11, 2011 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

espn classic would be livin' it up

they have 3 years of early 90s nlcs archives that currently go unused. and i’m sure jose lind comes pretty cheap for commenting

by Capt Science on Jul 11, 2011 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

The Dread Pirate!

Cool that he’s getting to start now.

"PLUSH ALERT: THERE WAS AN UNTUCKING AT FENWAY!"

by SRB on Jul 11, 2011 8:21 PM CDT reply actions  

Nah, Ortiz just sucks is all. :p

Bernie: I seem to have lost my sense of direction!
Kermit: Have you tried Hare Krishna?

by pumpkinking on Jul 11, 2011 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm sure Ortiz is okay with it

He’s been pretty mild-mannered the last few days

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by KRaw on Jul 11, 2011 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Throwing screwballs

The Brewers at Miller Park: "ALL WE DO IS WIN, WIN, WIN NO MATTER WHAT"

The Brewers on the road: "all we do is lose, lose lose, no matter what..."

by Tepo6688 on Jul 11, 2011 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hrm...

I heard all week how Arizona was going to yield an unhumaningly amount of HR’s to these hitters…

by Bush League All Star on Jul 11, 2011 8:28 PM CDT reply actions  

Fielder’s kid has officially caught more baseballs than his dad has this year.

The Brewers at Miller Park: "ALL WE DO IS WIN, WIN, WIN NO MATTER WHAT"

The Brewers on the road: "all we do is lose, lose lose, no matter what..."

by Tepo6688 on Jul 11, 2011 8:28 PM CDT reply actions  

Fielder to tie the derby right here

The Brewers at Miller Park: "ALL WE DO IS WIN, WIN, WIN NO MATTER WHAT"

The Brewers on the road: "all we do is lose, lose lose, no matter what..."

by Tepo6688 on Jul 11, 2011 8:32 PM CDT reply actions  

Fans too disinterested to boo anymore.

Bernie: I seem to have lost my sense of direction!
Kermit: Have you tried Hare Krishna?

by pumpkinking on Jul 11, 2011 8:32 PM CDT reply actions  

It'll be a bummer when people leave the derby early

The Brewers at Miller Park: "ALL WE DO IS WIN, WIN, WIN NO MATTER WHAT"

The Brewers on the road: "all we do is lose, lose lose, no matter what..."

by Tepo6688 on Jul 11, 2011 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Princely smash!

Bernie: I seem to have lost my sense of direction!
Kermit: Have you tried Hare Krishna?

by pumpkinking on Jul 11, 2011 8:33 PM CDT reply actions  

Here we go!

I am too drunk to taste this chicken.

by ThroughBeingCool on Jul 11, 2011 8:33 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

3

Retro uniforms: 3-0 in July

by molitorfan on Jul 11, 2011 8:34 PM CDT reply actions  

that one was crushed

Every man must believe in something, I believe I'll have another drink.

by pjpaulus on Jul 11, 2011 8:36 PM CDT reply actions  

Come on 2 more!

I am too drunk to taste this chicken.

by ThroughBeingCool on Jul 11, 2011 8:36 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

That was 452????

I never really bought into the measurement system. That seemed further than 452…

by Bush League All Star on Jul 11, 2011 8:36 PM CDT reply actions  

oppo!

I am too drunk to taste this chicken.

by ThroughBeingCool on Jul 11, 2011 8:37 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

I love those.

When he goes down to get them and rips them to left.

"I guess I'm just a strange individual." - Mr. Nyjer Morgan

by Greggers on Jul 11, 2011 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol

The Brewers at Miller Park: "ALL WE DO IS WIN, WIN, WIN NO MATTER WHAT"

The Brewers on the road: "all we do is lose, lose lose, no matter what..."

by Tepo6688 on Jul 11, 2011 8:37 PM CDT reply actions  

Damn

Bernie: I seem to have lost my sense of direction!
Kermit: Have you tried Hare Krishna?

by pumpkinking on Jul 11, 2011 8:38 PM CDT reply actions  

Swing off.

Bummer.

"We’re gonna gather our nuts, and find out what the squirrels… we’ll be right back." - Brian Anderson

by Rendezvous on Jul 11, 2011 8:38 PM CDT reply actions  

What happened

to the tie break being season home runs?

Retro uniforms: 3-0 in July

by molitorfan on Jul 11, 2011 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Can he pinch hit Russell Branyan for a few swings?

"We’re gonna gather our nuts, and find out what the squirrels… we’ll be right back." - Brian Anderson

by Rendezvous on Jul 11, 2011 8:39 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

Nonononono

You have to make contact

The Brewers at Miller Park: "ALL WE DO IS WIN, WIN, WIN NO MATTER WHAT"

The Brewers on the road: "all we do is lose, lose lose, no matter what..."

by Tepo6688 on Jul 11, 2011 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

For those that are fans of the Muscle

I keep this homer in the favorites.

http://mlb.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20100821&content_id=13737914&vkey=news_mlb&c_id=mlb

"We’re gonna gather our nuts, and find out what the squirrels… we’ll be right back." - Brian Anderson

by Rendezvous on Jul 11, 2011 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

p.s. note to kyle;

staying!

Dan Uggla did not respect Zack Greinke, Ryan Braun or Alex Gonzalez when he fouled off 5 of the 9 pitches in that first at-bat.

by Jess'HittheBall on Jul 11, 2011 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

SRB

I’ve reply-failed this. Sorry – meant to respond to my own comment. Argghhh. But… how’s it going?

Dan Uggla did not respect Zack Greinke, Ryan Braun or Alex Gonzalez when he fouled off 5 of the 9 pitches in that first at-bat.

by Jess'HittheBall on Jul 11, 2011 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

I forgive you for your reply-fail.

"PLUSH ALERT: THERE WAS AN UNTUCKING AT FENWAY!"

by SRB on Jul 11, 2011 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Whoa - he hit espn!

Dan Uggla did not respect Zack Greinke, Ryan Braun or Alex Gonzalez when he fouled off 5 of the 9 pitches in that first at-bat.

by Jess'HittheBall on Jul 11, 2011 8:40 PM CDT reply actions  

Ugh.

This is like extra innings in spring training.

by Ted Simmons Speed Camp on Jul 11, 2011 8:41 PM CDT reply actions  

Minus

the post game LaRusa DUI.

Retro uniforms: 3-0 in July

by molitorfan on Jul 11, 2011 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

at least in spring training

you don’t get buster’s sideline reports.
“guys, you should see this…” (doesn’t espn have a bunch of cameras there? can’t we see it, if it really mattered to anyone?)

by Capt Science on Jul 11, 2011 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sushi time

Or, not really. It’s vegetarian maki-type food.

Dan Uggla did not respect Zack Greinke, Ryan Braun or Alex Gonzalez when he fouled off 5 of the 9 pitches in that first at-bat.

by Jess'HittheBall on Jul 11, 2011 8:43 PM CDT reply actions  

Kruk

doesn’t understand the rules. How disrespectful saying Holliday is knocked out.

Retro uniforms: 3-0 in July

by molitorfan on Jul 11, 2011 8:44 PM CDT reply actions  

I'm confused somehow, what is going on?

"PLUSH ALERT: THERE WAS AN UNTUCKING AT FENWAY!"

by SRB on Jul 11, 2011 8:44 PM CDT reply actions  

Kruk?

Retro uniforms: 3-0 in July

by molitorfan on Jul 11, 2011 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Haha ok, I've got it now.

Mistakenly thought that only one moved on from this so I didn’t get why they were saying Ortiz was already in.

"PLUSH ALERT: THERE WAS AN UNTUCKING AT FENWAY!"

by SRB on Jul 11, 2011 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

This is the first time

that they used this tie break format.

Retro uniforms: 3-0 in July

by molitorfan on Jul 11, 2011 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Pretty sure that's not true.

I think there was a swing off in 2009.

Now that's great tasting chicken!

by Kyle Lobner on Jul 11, 2011 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

There was

The Brewers at Miller Park: "ALL WE DO IS WIN, WIN, WIN NO MATTER WHAT"

The Brewers on the road: "all we do is lose, lose lose, no matter what..."

by Tepo6688 on Jul 11, 2011 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Missed that

I thought that they used home runs during the regular season to break first round ties and then they gave them less outs after that (outs, not swings).

Retro uniforms: 3-0 in July

by molitorfan on Jul 11, 2011 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Big man

Bernie: I seem to have lost my sense of direction!
Kermit: Have you tried Hare Krishna?

by pumpkinking on Jul 11, 2011 8:44 PM CDT reply actions  

WOW

The Brewers at Miller Park: "ALL WE DO IS WIN, WIN, WIN NO MATTER WHAT"

The Brewers on the road: "all we do is lose, lose lose, no matter what..."

by Tepo6688 on Jul 11, 2011 8:44 PM CDT reply actions  

Monster smash

Retro uniforms: 3-0 in July

by molitorfan on Jul 11, 2011 8:44 PM CDT reply actions  

what was the measurement? My feed froze

Bernie: I seem to have lost my sense of direction!
Kermit: Have you tried Hare Krishna?

by pumpkinking on Jul 11, 2011 8:45 PM CDT reply actions  

I think it said 455, though that seems low

"PLUSH ALERT: THERE WAS AN UNTUCKING AT FENWAY!"

by SRB on Jul 11, 2011 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

k thanks

Bernie: I seem to have lost my sense of direction!
Kermit: Have you tried Hare Krishna?

by pumpkinking on Jul 11, 2011 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

projected 472

Every man must believe in something, I believe I'll have another drink.

by pjpaulus on Jul 11, 2011 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Insure that

The Brewers at Miller Park: "ALL WE DO IS WIN, WIN, WIN NO MATTER WHAT"

The Brewers on the road: "all we do is lose, lose lose, no matter what..."

by Tepo6688 on Jul 11, 2011 8:46 PM CDT reply actions  

Prince!

Retro uniforms: 3-0 in July

by molitorfan on Jul 11, 2011 8:46 PM CDT reply actions  

5/5 not too shabby

Bernie: I seem to have lost my sense of direction!
Kermit: Have you tried Hare Krishna?

by pumpkinking on Jul 11, 2011 8:46 PM CDT reply actions  

Keep that rate going

and the NL will tie it in no time

The Brewers at Miller Park: "ALL WE DO IS WIN, WIN, WIN NO MATTER WHAT"

The Brewers on the road: "all we do is lose, lose lose, no matter what..."

by Tepo6688 on Jul 11, 2011 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Bam!!!

and also for #4. What did Papi say about the Brewers, byw?

Dan Uggla did not respect Zack Greinke, Ryan Braun or Alex Gonzalez when he fouled off 5 of the 9 pitches in that first at-bat.

by Jess'HittheBall on Jul 11, 2011 8:46 PM CDT reply actions  

No clue

The Brewers at Miller Park: "ALL WE DO IS WIN, WIN, WIN NO MATTER WHAT"

The Brewers on the road: "all we do is lose, lose lose, no matter what..."

by Tepo6688 on Jul 11, 2011 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

He sort of mumbled

It was maybe a “****” Brewers. It’s a compliment.

Dan Uggla did not respect Zack Greinke, Ryan Braun or Alex Gonzalez when he fouled off 5 of the 9 pitches in that first at-bat.

by Jess'HittheBall on Jul 11, 2011 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

That works

The Brewers at Miller Park: "ALL WE DO IS WIN, WIN, WIN NO MATTER WHAT"

The Brewers on the road: "all we do is lose, lose lose, no matter what..."

by Tepo6688 on Jul 11, 2011 8:47 PM CDT reply actions  

This is great

Retro uniforms: 3-0 in July

by molitorfan on Jul 11, 2011 8:47 PM CDT reply actions  

Prince vs. The AL

5 swings, 5 HR’s. Take that Ortiz!

by gffjenks on Jul 11, 2011 8:47 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

putting on a show

Every man must believe in something, I believe I'll have another drink.

by pjpaulus on Jul 11, 2011 8:47 PM CDT reply actions  

For you P-Keg predictors...

Do I count those 5 HR in the total of Fielder’s HRs for the derby? I didn’t specify…

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by -JP- on Jul 11, 2011 8:48 PM CDT reply actions  

not a pkegger

but those don’t count in his official total…

by Capt Science on Jul 11, 2011 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

They don't count for his total

The Brewers at Miller Park: "ALL WE DO IS WIN, WIN, WIN NO MATTER WHAT"

The Brewers on the road: "all we do is lose, lose lose, no matter what..."

by Tepo6688 on Jul 11, 2011 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

I know that they don't count for his total

However, by the rules I put out there, I said “how many HR are hit”, not “offical HR derby score”

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by -JP- on Jul 11, 2011 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Just for clarification

By the rules of the HR derby, I probably shouldn’t count them.

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by -JP- on Jul 11, 2011 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Prince gets a break.

Good.

Bernie: I seem to have lost my sense of direction!
Kermit: Have you tried Hare Krishna?

by pumpkinking on Jul 11, 2011 8:54 PM CDT reply actions  

Is it?

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by -JP- on Jul 11, 2011 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Depends on how long of a break of course.

I wouldn’t want to be A Gon…

Bernie: I seem to have lost my sense of direction!
Kermit: Have you tried Hare Krishna?

by pumpkinking on Jul 11, 2011 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

I feel like there's a few potential hypotheses here

But I wouldn’t be surprised if guys with long breaks between rounds are more prone to round 2 letdowns.

Now that's great tasting chicken!

by Kyle Lobner on Jul 11, 2011 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Do we have a home-run squirrel?

I’m too slow b/c I just have a vector-drawing program

Dan Uggla did not respect Zack Greinke, Ryan Braun or Alex Gonzalez when he fouled off 5 of the 9 pitches in that first at-bat.

by Jess'HittheBall on Jul 11, 2011 8:55 PM CDT reply actions  

Really?

Complaining about the DJ?

The Brewers at Miller Park: "ALL WE DO IS WIN, WIN, WIN NO MATTER WHAT"

The Brewers on the road: "all we do is lose, lose lose, no matter what..."

by Tepo6688 on Jul 11, 2011 8:56 PM CDT reply actions  

Ortiz was.

But he might’ve just wanted to be silly.

Dan Uggla did not respect Zack Greinke, Ryan Braun or Alex Gonzalez when he fouled off 5 of the 9 pitches in that first at-bat.

by Jess'HittheBall on Jul 11, 2011 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'd assume as much

The Brewers at Miller Park: "ALL WE DO IS WIN, WIN, WIN NO MATTER WHAT"

The Brewers on the road: "all we do is lose, lose lose, no matter what..."

by Tepo6688 on Jul 11, 2011 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm also a musician, and pretty sensitive to sound.

I’d want Rappers’ Delight. Intro is awesome.

Dan Uggla did not respect Zack Greinke, Ryan Braun or Alex Gonzalez when he fouled off 5 of the 9 pitches in that first at-bat.

by Jess'HittheBall on Jul 11, 2011 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Electro

Especially Dubstep would be perfect, but I doubt they’d let me just plug in my iPod

The Brewers at Miller Park: "ALL WE DO IS WIN, WIN, WIN NO MATTER WHAT"

The Brewers on the road: "all we do is lose, lose lose, no matter what..."

by Tepo6688 on Jul 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

I want to hear the Meters!!!

Because Riffs make the world go round…lots of riffs. Drums. And the song about the zoo.

Dan Uggla did not respect Zack Greinke, Ryan Braun or Alex Gonzalez when he fouled off 5 of the 9 pitches in that first at-bat.

by Jess'HittheBall on Jul 11, 2011 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

WHAT?!?!

you don’t want your love by the outfield?

by Capt Science on Jul 11, 2011 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

what's that?

Dan Uggla did not respect Zack Greinke, Ryan Braun or Alex Gonzalez when he fouled off 5 of the 9 pitches in that first at-bat.

by Jess'HittheBall on Jul 11, 2011 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

it was frank catalanotto's walkup music

and once you hear it, it will NEVER leave your head

by Capt Science on Jul 11, 2011 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

nothing beats gabe gross music nothing

Every man must believe in something, I believe I'll have another drink.

by pjpaulus on Jul 11, 2011 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

you can only imagine

Every man must believe in something, I believe I'll have another drink.

by pjpaulus on Jul 11, 2011 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yep

He’s very, very Christian

The Brewers at Miller Park: "ALL WE DO IS WIN, WIN, WIN NO MATTER WHAT"

The Brewers on the road: "all we do is lose, lose lose, no matter what..."

by Tepo6688 on Jul 11, 2011 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

oh i am serious

Every man must believe in something, I believe I'll have another drink.

by pjpaulus on Jul 11, 2011 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's true about the music...too much treble and horrible mid-range.

Have to agree with him, there.

Dan Uggla did not respect Zack Greinke, Ryan Braun or Alex Gonzalez when he fouled off 5 of the 9 pitches in that first at-bat.

by Jess'HittheBall on Jul 11, 2011 8:56 PM CDT reply actions  

Struck HIM out looking!

Bernie: I seem to have lost my sense of direction!
Kermit: Have you tried Hare Krishna?

by pumpkinking on Jul 11, 2011 8:59 PM CDT reply actions  

Right down Wisconsin Avenue...

and…a Dandy!!

Dan Uggla did not respect Zack Greinke, Ryan Braun or Alex Gonzalez when he fouled off 5 of the 9 pitches in that first at-bat.

by Jess'HittheBall on Jul 11, 2011 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

I didn't think someone could be more annoying than chris berman

nomar you proved me wrong

Every man must believe in something, I believe I'll have another drink.

by pjpaulus on Jul 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT reply actions  

Maybe I'm just sicker than you

but I can picture the Happy Youngster in the booth.

Now that's great tasting chicken!

by Kyle Lobner on Jul 11, 2011 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

NO YOU AHHHHHHHHH

The Brewers at Miller Park: "ALL WE DO IS WIN, WIN, WIN NO MATTER WHAT"

The Brewers on the road: "all we do is lose, lose lose, no matter what..."

by Tepo6688 on Jul 11, 2011 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

my barber

she barely speaks english and doesn’t know anything about baseball. the smalltalk gets mind numbing, so announcing would just be a disaster.

by Capt Science on Jul 11, 2011 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sorry everybody, but I had to change my picture...

Not great timing, but I’ve noticed almost everyone here is not using an actual picture of themselves. It’s probably a good idea, right?
Anyhow, I’m not trying to confuse anyone!

Dan Uggla did not respect Zack Greinke, Ryan Braun or Alex Gonzalez when he fouled off 5 of the 9 pitches in that first at-bat.

by Jess'HittheBall on Jul 11, 2011 9:04 PM CDT reply actions  

Thank you for your understanding.

Dan Uggla did not respect Zack Greinke, Ryan Braun or Alex Gonzalez when he fouled off 5 of the 9 pitches in that first at-bat.

by Jess'HittheBall on Jul 11, 2011 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

And I really want to believe that is what BLAS looks like

The Brewers at Miller Park: "ALL WE DO IS WIN, WIN, WIN NO MATTER WHAT"

The Brewers on the road: "all we do is lose, lose lose, no matter what..."

by Tepo6688 on Jul 11, 2011 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

I use my real picture.

I’m the one hugging Driver

The Brewers at Miller Park: "ALL WE DO IS WIN, WIN, WIN NO MATTER WHAT"

The Brewers on the road: "all we do is lose, lose lose, no matter what..."

by Tepo6688 on Jul 11, 2011 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Me too.

Somedays I’m the guy on the left, some days I’m the one on the right.

Now that's great tasting chicken!

by Kyle Lobner on Jul 11, 2011 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

I knew that one day, dogs would have opposable thumbs.

Have things been alright with that?

Dan Uggla did not respect Zack Greinke, Ryan Braun or Alex Gonzalez when he fouled off 5 of the 9 pitches in that first at-bat.

by Jess'HittheBall on Jul 11, 2011 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

I should've been more specific.

He doesn’t actually write, he just tells me what to write.

Now that's great tasting chicken!

by Kyle Lobner on Jul 11, 2011 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Just pick him up and put him down over the keyboard a few times

It’s sure to be a masterpiece.

The Brewers at Miller Park: "ALL WE DO IS WIN, WIN, WIN NO MATTER WHAT"

The Brewers on the road: "all we do is lose, lose lose, no matter what..."

by Tepo6688 on Jul 11, 2011 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Just for you.

zdsm;ldsafjldsk;laf

Now that's great tasting chicken!

by Kyle Lobner on Jul 11, 2011 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Some random keystrokes there

Was he struggling?

The Brewers at Miller Park: "ALL WE DO IS WIN, WIN, WIN NO MATTER WHAT"

The Brewers on the road: "all we do is lose, lose lose, no matter what..."

by Tepo6688 on Jul 11, 2011 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Don't worry. That Latino blood is sure to pick him up from his slump.

Bernie: I seem to have lost my sense of direction!
Kermit: Have you tried Hare Krishna?

by pumpkinking on Jul 11, 2011 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

...?

Dachshunds are German dogs.

Now that's great tasting chicken!

by Kyle Lobner on Jul 11, 2011 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Exactly

his ancestors had to flee because of war crimes.

The Brewers at Miller Park: "ALL WE DO IS WIN, WIN, WIN NO MATTER WHAT"

The Brewers on the road: "all we do is lose, lose lose, no matter what..."

by Tepo6688 on Jul 11, 2011 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

All he needs is a drop.

Bernie: I seem to have lost my sense of direction!
Kermit: Have you tried Hare Krishna?

by pumpkinking on Jul 11, 2011 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Surreal.

Bernie: I seem to have lost my sense of direction!
Kermit: Have you tried Hare Krishna?

by pumpkinking on Jul 11, 2011 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

You do, or Kyle does?

:D

"I guess I'm just a strange individual." - Mr. Nyjer Morgan

by Greggers on Jul 11, 2011 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

My dog gets ahold of literature.

It’s amazing…she left my 2011 Bill James in tact. It proves that even dogs can’t help but like Votto. The only thing she got rid was the table of contents.

and then my friends magazine, had the word “pimp.” She took a bite out of that. I’m glad, because that stuff is trash.

Dan Uggla did not respect Zack Greinke, Ryan Braun or Alex Gonzalez when he fouled off 5 of the 9 pitches in that first at-bat.

by Jess'HittheBall on Jul 11, 2011 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

whoa.

He strikes me as someone who needs hugs.

Dan Uggla did not respect Zack Greinke, Ryan Braun or Alex Gonzalez when he fouled off 5 of the 9 pitches in that first at-bat.

by Jess'HittheBall on Jul 11, 2011 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Woody!

Retro uniforms: 3-0 in July

by molitorfan on Jul 11, 2011 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Lol, Little Fielder warming up.

Awesome. Show stealer.

Bernie: I seem to have lost my sense of direction!
Kermit: Have you tried Hare Krishna?

by pumpkinking on Jul 11, 2011 9:05 PM CDT reply actions  

If he has enough cushioning, next round...

Will he hit a few from the other side of the plate? I saw him warming up right-handed!

Dan Uggla did not respect Zack Greinke, Ryan Braun or Alex Gonzalez when he fouled off 5 of the 9 pitches in that first at-bat.

by Jess'HittheBall on Jul 11, 2011 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

I missed that one.

His son has cool hair. Mini-prince!

Dan Uggla did not respect Zack Greinke, Ryan Braun or Alex Gonzalez when he fouled off 5 of the 9 pitches in that first at-bat.

by Jess'HittheBall on Jul 11, 2011 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

My son really liked Santa and the Pool.

I really liked the occupants of the pool.

Bernie: I seem to have lost my sense of direction!
Kermit: Have you tried Hare Krishna?

by pumpkinking on Jul 11, 2011 9:18 PM CDT reply actions   2 recs

Wonder if they were the crew assigned to Jeter

He’s there, though, isn’t he?

Dan Uggla did not respect Zack Greinke, Ryan Braun or Alex Gonzalez when he fouled off 5 of the 9 pitches in that first at-bat.

by Jess'HittheBall on Jul 11, 2011 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Okay...Adrian's pitcher needs to stop with the good tosses.

Maybe his arm will cramp up.

Dan Uggla did not respect Zack Greinke, Ryan Braun or Alex Gonzalez when he fouled off 5 of the 9 pitches in that first at-bat.

by Jess'HittheBall on Jul 11, 2011 9:24 PM CDT reply actions  

I'm not comfortable with what I just said.

Not sure it was the nicest thing to wish on someone.

Dan Uggla did not respect Zack Greinke, Ryan Braun or Alex Gonzalez when he fouled off 5 of the 9 pitches in that first at-bat.

by Jess'HittheBall on Jul 11, 2011 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

its just a cramp

not like he will need tommy john surgery

Every man must believe in something, I believe I'll have another drink.

by pjpaulus on Jul 11, 2011 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

i don't like prince's chances

Every man must believe in something, I believe I'll have another drink.

by pjpaulus on Jul 11, 2011 9:26 PM CDT reply actions  

Yeah, me either.

Now that's great tasting chicken!

by Kyle Lobner on Jul 11, 2011 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

way to wrestle the ball from a kid guy.

Bernie: I seem to have lost my sense of direction!
Kermit: Have you tried Hare Krishna?

by pumpkinking on Jul 11, 2011 9:26 PM CDT reply actions  

was it happy youngster

Every man must believe in something, I believe I'll have another drink.

by pjpaulus on Jul 11, 2011 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Did he take a swing at the gal to his left?

I’m not going to rewind this, because I’m trying to type.

Dan Uggla did not respect Zack Greinke, Ryan Braun or Alex Gonzalez when he fouled off 5 of the 9 pitches in that first at-bat.

by Jess'HittheBall on Jul 11, 2011 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Prince is going to hit 17 here

I don't get why some people think I'm weird.

by Dikembe Meiztombo on Jul 11, 2011 9:27 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

I'm calling it, a 3 way swing off for round 3.

Bernie: I seem to have lost my sense of direction!
Kermit: Have you tried Hare Krishna?

by pumpkinking on Jul 11, 2011 9:28 PM CDT reply actions  

I'm going to lobby for a Plush-call next year.

He’ll take Berman’s place!

Dan Uggla did not respect Zack Greinke, Ryan Braun or Alex Gonzalez when he fouled off 5 of the 9 pitches in that first at-bat.

by Jess'HittheBall on Jul 11, 2011 9:29 PM CDT reply actions  

Rickie with the camo shorts?

That’s a bold move

The Brewers at Miller Park: "ALL WE DO IS WIN, WIN, WIN NO MATTER WHAT"

The Brewers on the road: "all we do is lose, lose lose, no matter what..."

by Tepo6688 on Jul 11, 2011 9:30 PM CDT reply actions  

That lady almsot died

and she was just like “whatevs”

The Brewers at Miller Park: "ALL WE DO IS WIN, WIN, WIN NO MATTER WHAT"

The Brewers on the road: "all we do is lose, lose lose, no matter what..."

by Tepo6688 on Jul 11, 2011 9:30 PM CDT reply actions  

Boy that view sucks

The Brewers at Miller Park: "ALL WE DO IS WIN, WIN, WIN NO MATTER WHAT"

The Brewers on the road: "all we do is lose, lose lose, no matter what..."

by Tepo6688 on Jul 11, 2011 9:31 PM CDT reply actions  

bummer, burned out.

Bernie: I seem to have lost my sense of direction!
Kermit: Have you tried Hare Krishna?

by pumpkinking on Jul 11, 2011 9:33 PM CDT reply actions  

those are gone in any other stadium

Every man must believe in something, I believe I'll have another drink.

by pjpaulus on Jul 11, 2011 9:33 PM CDT reply actions  

This park sucks for the HRD

The Brewers at Miller Park: "ALL WE DO IS WIN, WIN, WIN NO MATTER WHAT"

The Brewers on the road: "all we do is lose, lose lose, no matter what..."

by Tepo6688 on Jul 11, 2011 9:34 PM CDT reply actions  

"Splish splash we were takin' a bath"

Ok, now I’m kind of rooting for Prince to end my misery.

"PLUSH ALERT: THERE WAS AN UNTUCKING AT FENWAY!"

by SRB on Jul 11, 2011 9:34 PM CDT reply actions  

Success.

Now that's great tasting chicken!

by Kyle Lobner on Jul 11, 2011 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

done

Bernie: I seem to have lost my sense of direction!
Kermit: Have you tried Hare Krishna?

by pumpkinking on Jul 11, 2011 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

The derby makes me feel like this

The Brewers at Miller Park: "ALL WE DO IS WIN, WIN, WIN NO MATTER WHAT"

The Brewers on the road: "all we do is lose, lose lose, no matter what..."

by Tepo6688 on Jul 11, 2011 9:37 PM CDT reply actions  

is that your dog?

of so, that’s one good lookin’ dog.

by Capt Science on Jul 11, 2011 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yep

and thanks

The Brewers at Miller Park: "ALL WE DO IS WIN, WIN, WIN NO MATTER WHAT"

The Brewers on the road: "all we do is lose, lose lose, no matter what..."

by Tepo6688 on Jul 11, 2011 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

/if

(doesn’t really warrant a fix, but whatever)

by Capt Science on Jul 11, 2011 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nor is Kiga

She’s bugging me to take her for a walk, so I think that’s the plan. I don’t care about the final if it ain’t a Brewer.

The Brewers at Miller Park: "ALL WE DO IS WIN, WIN, WIN NO MATTER WHAT"

The Brewers on the road: "all we do is lose, lose lose, no matter what..."

by Tepo6688 on Jul 11, 2011 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's time to hang out with the puppy

Too bad about the derby. I’ll see if anyone’s here later. Take care, everybody!

Dan Uggla did not respect Zack Greinke, Ryan Braun or Alex Gonzalez when he fouled off 5 of the 9 pitches in that first at-bat.

by Jess'HittheBall on Jul 11, 2011 9:39 PM CDT reply actions  

Deuces

The Brewers at Miller Park: "ALL WE DO IS WIN, WIN, WIN NO MATTER WHAT"

The Brewers on the road: "all we do is lose, lose lose, no matter what..."

by Tepo6688 on Jul 11, 2011 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

The home run derby is like...

… trying to eat a bag full of your favorite candy bars in one sitting: enjoyable for a while and then you end up puking.

by Ted Simmons Speed Camp on Jul 11, 2011 9:45 PM CDT reply actions  

It gets pretty repetetive

I would love to have Berman’s enthusiasm for every standard issue home run to right, but it really stops being impressive after a while.

by OlyKnows on Jul 11, 2011 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Normally, it's bed-time. I think she's okay, now.

This was taken almost 2 months ago, but she was looking at me like this. Sort of like…“well? Who won?” (or, “snack?”).

Dan Uggla did not respect Zack Greinke, Ryan Braun or Alex Gonzalez when he fouled off 5 of the 9 pitches in that first at-bat.

by Jess'HittheBall on Jul 11, 2011 10:17 PM CDT reply actions  

Next time something like this happens, I need advice.

(how to explain the concept of failure… these are here heroes).

Dan Uggla did not respect Zack Greinke, Ryan Braun or Alex Gonzalez when he fouled off 5 of the 9 pitches in that first at-bat.

by Jess'HittheBall on Jul 11, 2011 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

correction.

“her heroes.” Not “here”

Dan Uggla did not respect Zack Greinke, Ryan Braun or Alex Gonzalez when he fouled off 5 of the 9 pitches in that first at-bat.

by Jess'HittheBall on Jul 11, 2011 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

How the hell does Jennie Finch look like that

if she had a baby 3 weeks ago? whistle

The Brewers at Miller Park: "ALL WE DO IS WIN, WIN, WIN NO MATTER WHAT"

The Brewers on the road: "all we do is lose, lose lose, no matter what..."

by Tepo6688 on Jul 11, 2011 10:48 PM CDT reply actions  

When she struck out almost 400 batters in a season

… she was given a super power… to not have to look like she’d ever had a baby.

FanGraphs should consider a venue for a Gallery Night... they could even serve a cake with a Win Expectancy Chart of the 7/7/11 Brewers' game etched in the frosting, and 7-up. Oh, yeah - and t-shirts that say "SABR-Friday." I'm totally there.

by Jess'HittheBall on Jul 11, 2011 11:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

my bad

Looked at the chart and took the 397 ks, but these were her US team seasons combined. Good enough, though.

FanGraphs should consider a venue for a Gallery Night... they could even serve a cake with a Win Expectancy Chart of the 7/7/11 Brewers' game etched in the frosting, and 7-up. Oh, yeah - and t-shirts that say "SABR-Friday." I'm totally there.

by Jess'HittheBall on Jul 11, 2011 11:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

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