On Bad Karma And (Hopefully) Atonement
Longtime readers of the site could probably make a laundry list of regrettable things I've said over the years. Here's a perfect example: In January of 2009, the Brewers were doing their usual routine of saying they were done shopping while actually not being done. Braden Looper was one of the more notable pitchers left on the market, and in the Mug on January 6 here's what I said:
I've been holding back on saying this for a while, but it seems like the time has come to make my final offer: If the Brewers sign Braden Looper, I will buy a Looper jersey.
Of course, a few weeks later the Brewers signed Looper. I'm not sure if I was a factor in that decision.
There was a problem, though: I was broke. My last "day job" had evaporated a few months earlier, and my wife and I were in the middle of planning both a wedding and a move at the same time. I never expected the Brewers to actually sign Looper, and when they did I didn't exactly have the cash on hand to make an immediate jersey purchase. So I listed it as a low priority and left it on a "to do someday" list.
Looper, of course, had one relatively poor season as a Brewer before going unsigned for 2010. So my opportunity to buy a jersey passed. Finally, when the Brewers had their Clubhouse sale this offseason, I was able to acquire this:
You might not be able to smell it from here, but the shirt reeks of bad karma.
Fast forward to this week. My wife and I were headed to Milwaukee for a pair of Brewer games on Monday and Tuesday. While packing in a hurry, I grabbed a Brewer shirt and tossed it into my suitcase. I thought it was the Braun shirt. It wasn't. It was this one.
Left with no viable alternatives, I wore it to Tuesday's game. You might remember Tuesday's game. It didn't go well.
Driving home after the game, I knew what had to be done.
I think I'll let the pictures tell the rest of the story:
This was done Wednesday night, and the Brewers are 2-0 since. Hopefully the bad karma is gone now.
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Indeed.
If he had gotten a real jersey the bad karma would have been unimaginable and a fire-pit may not have been enough to restore balance to the universe.
Bernie: I seem to have lost my sense of direction!
Kermit: Have you tried Hare Krishna?
Haha so awesome!
"If we want to sign a Type A free agent, we would lose a second-round pick, but we don't have a way to get picks back. Our whole Draft process needs to be redone."
~Doug Melvin
by Charlie Marlow on Jul 9, 2011 2:10 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
You're lucky it burned.
If the person who cursed it put a spell of protection on it you would be in real trouble!
Applying pop culture to Brewers discussions since 2009, earning the nickname of "Our Little Abed".
Good point
But until I actually see photographic evidence of the charred remains of the shirt I am yet to be convinced that said garment was indeed immolated. And then, when I am presented with these photos I’ll witter on about “dodgy shadows” and claim its been photoshopped…
Less than proud owner of Marmol Says Knock McLouth (BCB League III)
"Now attribute that shit!" mpbMKE
I turned my
Sheets shersey into a painting shirt but this is taking it to another level.
Retro uniforms: 3-0 in July
I still have my Sheets shersey
I did wear it to an A’s/Angels game last year, though Sheets wasn’t pitching that day. It worked. Sheets’ team lost, which meant that the Angels won. Don’t think I’ve worn it since.
The only way to kill a Suppan jersey is to put a stake through it and riddle it with silver bullets.
"PLUSH ALERT: THERE WAS AN UNTUCKING AT FENWAY!"
I may have been sitting a couple of rows behind you
Were you in Section 118 on Tuesday? I thought it was really weird that someone would actually have a Looper shirt.
When I was in high school, my friends and I burned an Allan Anderson baseball card because he sat out the last day of the season to secure the ERA crown over Teddy Higuera.
wow, there must've been two people in Looper shirts.
I was up on the loge level.
Now that's great tasting chicken!
by Kyle Lobner on Jul 9, 2011 3:42 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
so you're the one who cursed Anderson
Man, that was one bizarre career. I kept getting stuck with him as the starter with practically every Twins game I attended from 1988-90 and yet I don’t remember what he looked like.
Holy fire Batman
Apparently those t-shirts aren’t exactly flame resistant.
Either that or it was the bad karma being put to death. Did you hear any demons screaming while it burned?
Pujols is the Barack Obama of baseball.
That's a hell of a patio
Your GC is quite good.
"That's not a weird stat. Rickie is a run-scorer," Yost said. "It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter," Yost told reporters. "See, you guys have no concept. He's a run-scorer. So there's nothing weird about it. That's what he does."
BCB Fantasy Football League 1 Champ
by Hyatt on Jul 9, 2011 6:27 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
My mom's pretty funny
She “likes” The Brewers but doesn’t know anything about what’s going on in them and was pretty thrilled to give me a Suppan bobblehead that she found at a garage sale. The damn thing is too sentimental to smash so it just sits there, bobbling and mocking me.







































