BCB Fantasy Football: Draft is one week away, PAGING OLYKNOWS, and WE NEED 1 MORE IF HE DOESN'T SHOW
I am too excited for this upcoming draft. Reason being is because I spent last weekend in the joyous confines that is the Milwaukee Metro Area, and spent this past week pretty much on my deathbed with a cold that would kill lesser men. BUT the cold is gone now with the exception of some good lung butter, and it's time to make sure we're ready for the phenomenal event that is BCB Fantasy Football.
With this being said, one of our brave souls that volunteered has yet to throw his team up on the board. Olyknows, I know you are around, you threw up a comment yesterday. I have sent you 3 invites to the email your brother gave me. If this isn't the right email, it's still your fault since I was chasing emails at least 3 weeks ago. You have until Tuesday to sign up, or Wednesday, you will be replaced.
Now for those of you interested to get in on the ridiculousness that is BCB Fantasy Football, I have one conditional slot open if Oly doesn't show. If you want in, the draft will be next Saturday for the BCB Swansons league at 1:00 CST. Send me your email at hyattff2003 AT yahoo DOT com. We want you in. We NEED you in. If you think you have what it takes to rip your commissioner mercilessly as he struggles with a sick pregnant wife and a mischievious 16 month old, then bring it. This goes true for you Ted Simmons Speed Camp (probably the best BCB handle ever) and you too MolitorFan.
Below are the leagues with draft times and members. IF YOU CANNOT MAKE YOUR DRAFT, PRE-RANK YOUR PLAYERS. It's probably a good idea to pre-rank your players anyway just so you don't get stuck with crap in case your computer has issues during the draft. And participate in a couple mocks so you have an idea of who's going where so you aren't stuck with ELI the pony whisperer in the 5th.
The BCB Swansons will be drafting Saturday at 1:00 CST. This league consists of myself, MichaelM, MrLeam, presumably Olyknows (but possible replacement), BrewTownBoozer, TwoShoesMagooze, nullacct, Jeo, Officer Jim Lahey, TAPmoney, Zorakathura, and Doubleb440.
The BCB Kriegers will be drafting Saturday at 3:30 CST. This league consists of myself, pjpaulus, tepo6688, NoahJ, Masondolo, Rendezvous, tcyoung, RyanSmith, jarlbartar, Fiesta, drzden, and icecreamman.
The BCB Archers will be drafting Sunday at 2:30 CST. This league consists of myself, cheezconqueso, -JP-, theBrouhaha, trippingandy, Dikembe Meiztombo, LosinCatmansLove, Saltire, schmita91, TexWestern, and Yar Nivek (see what I did there?), and golfallday.
I look forward to making fun of your picks like I make fun of 49ers fans who wistfully remember the days of Shaun Hill behind center.
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I'm not sure if I've mentioned this, but I'm disappointed I don't get to be in a league with Dikembe.
I know
I’ll be in touch.
"That's not a weird stat. Rickie is a run-scorer," Yost said. "It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter," Yost told reporters. "See, you guys have no concept. He's a run-scorer. So there's nothing weird about it. That's what he does."
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Oh, well, I mean, I'm mostly kidding.
I think I’m just bitter about him—and everyone else—doing better than me in fantasy baseball.
Suck it
The only rally animal I ever want to see has a name, and that name is Gorman, dammit.
by Dikembe Meiztombo on Aug 29, 2011 12:46 PM CDT up reply actions
I'll throw Oly a text or something to remind him to check that e-mail
The Brewers at Miller Park: "ALL WE DO IS WIN, WIN, WIN NO MATTER WHAT"
The Brewers on the road: See above
Hey Hyatt
Oly can’t do it. His computer fried and right now he has no way of being able to keep up with a fantasy league. He said he was sorry, but to go ahead and find a replacement player if you can.
The Brewers at Miller Park: "ALL WE DO IS WIN, WIN, WIN NO MATTER WHAT"
The Brewers on the road: See above
That works
Tell him he’ll be missed
"That's not a weird stat. Rickie is a run-scorer," Yost said. "It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter," Yost told reporters. "See, you guys have no concept. He's a run-scorer. So there's nothing weird about it. That's what he does."
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by Hyatt on Aug 29, 2011 8:08 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
You didnt write my name right...
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fixed
whiner
"That's not a weird stat. Rickie is a run-scorer," Yost said. "It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter," Yost told reporters. "See, you guys have no concept. He's a run-scorer. So there's nothing weird about it. That's what he does."
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I was refering to how you had it in previous posts.
I liked it when you had “DEFENDING CHAMPION JEO”
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My bad
"That's not a weird stat. Rickie is a run-scorer," Yost said. "It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter," Yost told reporters. "See, you guys have no concept. He's a run-scorer. So there's nothing weird about it. That's what he does."
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by Hyatt on Aug 29, 2011 6:13 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I'll be without phone or internet access on Saturday...
… but there’s not doubt in my mind the computer will do better than my live draft today where 5 of my starters are all on the same bye week.
ouch
"That's not a weird stat. Rickie is a run-scorer," Yost said. "It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter," Yost told reporters. "See, you guys have no concept. He's a run-scorer. So there's nothing weird about it. That's what he does."
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Thanks for the invite
but I will be in Vegas this weekend for a bachelor party and the opening weekend of college football. I would join and pre rank but that never works out well, and I would somehow end up with a team of crappy Bears and Queens.
Brewers:
10.5 games ahead of the Uptight Citizens Brigade
1 game ahead of the Braves for the Wild Card Safety Net
5.5 games ahead of Arizona to avoid the Phils in the 1st round
tavaris is on the seahawks now
so just be careful on that
"That's not a weird stat. Rickie is a run-scorer," Yost said. "It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter," Yost told reporters. "See, you guys have no concept. He's a run-scorer. So there's nothing weird about it. That's what he does."
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I'd be willing to take the open spot.
by KittenMittons on Aug 29, 2011 8:36 AM CDT reply actions 6 recs
Zing!
"If we want to sign a Type A free agent, we would lose a second-round pick, but we don't have a way to get picks back. Our whole Draft process needs to be redone."
~Doug Melvin
by Charlie Marlow on Aug 29, 2011 12:47 PM CDT up reply actions
REC'D
The only rally animal I ever want to see has a name, and that name is Gorman, dammit.
by Dikembe Meiztombo on Aug 29, 2011 12:49 PM CDT up reply actions
agreed
"That's not a weird stat. Rickie is a run-scorer," Yost said. "It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter," Yost told reporters. "See, you guys have no concept. He's a run-scorer. So there's nothing weird about it. That's what he does."
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Super funny
I no longer am not a fan of yours. Well played, sir.
"That's not a weird stat. Rickie is a run-scorer," Yost said. "It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter," Yost told reporters. "See, you guys have no concept. He's a run-scorer. So there's nothing weird about it. That's what he does."
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I don’t see myself listed in the writeup for the BCB Archers. Just wanted to make sure I am still in…
Owner of the great and powerful Stinky Cheese!
You are
Just missed typing your name, fixed
"That's not a weird stat. Rickie is a run-scorer," Yost said. "It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter," Yost told reporters. "See, you guys have no concept. He's a run-scorer. So there's nothing weird about it. That's what he does."
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by Hyatt on Aug 29, 2011 11:29 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
He was so focused on spelling my name right, that he forgot yours completely.
Applying pop culture to Brewers discussions since 2009, earning the nickname of "Our Little Abed".
Its just Kevin Ray backwards, how can it be so hard?
"If we want to sign a Type A free agent, we would lose a second-round pick, but we don't have a way to get picks back. Our whole Draft process needs to be redone."
~Doug Melvin
by Charlie Marlow on Aug 29, 2011 12:48 PM CDT up reply actions
I seriously JUST figured that out yesterday
Every time YN commented I was just like what the hell does that mean!
The Brewers at Miller Park: "ALL WE DO IS WIN, WIN, WIN NO MATTER WHAT"
The Brewers on the road: See above
Wait a minute
I look forward to making fun of your picks like I make fun of 49ers fans who wistfully remember the days of Shaun Hill behind center.
Shaun Hill a goddamned stud.
The only rally animal I ever want to see has a name, and that name is Gorman, dammit.
by Dikembe Meiztombo on Aug 29, 2011 12:45 PM CDT reply actions
sure he is...
"That's not a weird stat. Rickie is a run-scorer," Yost said. "It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter," Yost told reporters. "See, you guys have no concept. He's a run-scorer. So there's nothing weird about it. That's what he does."
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He helped me win a league last year
The Brewers at Miller Park: "ALL WE DO IS WIN, WIN, WIN NO MATTER WHAT"
The Brewers on the road: See above
I may possibly be interested in the open slot
(TWHS)
But I won’t be able to live draft on Saturday. Is there still an opening?
"If we want to sign a Type A free agent, we would lose a second-round pick, but we don't have a way to get picks back. Our whole Draft process needs to be redone."
~Doug Melvin
by Charlie Marlow on Aug 29, 2011 12:49 PM CDT reply actions
email me
Oly has a day and a half, otherwise it’s yours.
"That's not a weird stat. Rickie is a run-scorer," Yost said. "It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter," Yost told reporters. "See, you guys have no concept. He's a run-scorer. So there's nothing weird about it. That's what he does."
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See my comment above, Hyatt
He’s out.
The Brewers at Miller Park: "ALL WE DO IS WIN, WIN, WIN NO MATTER WHAT"
The Brewers on the road: See above
You're in
Email me and come up with a team name
"That's not a weird stat. Rickie is a run-scorer," Yost said. "It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter," Yost told reporters. "See, you guys have no concept. He's a run-scorer. So there's nothing weird about it. That's what he does."
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by Hyatt on Aug 29, 2011 8:09 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Charlie
I need you to email me today, otherwise I will have to find another.
"That's not a weird stat. Rickie is a run-scorer," Yost said. "It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter," Yost told reporters. "See, you guys have no concept. He's a run-scorer. So there's nothing weird about it. That's what he does."
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That's what I thought too, now that you mention it.
"People ask me what I do in the winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring."- Rogers Hornsby
by icecreamman on Aug 31, 2011 12:08 PM CDT up reply actions

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