I really don't have time to do a full write up on each individual game, so here are the matchups.  Feel free to write your own previews for your league or even just your game.

BCB Swansons

Hyatt's You had me at Meat Torando v. Zora's I just wanna use your lovie tonight (line Zora -1)

MichaelM's Josh Bidwell is One Testy Punter v. Jeo's Come On Hakeem (Jeo -4)

TwoShoesMaggooze's No More Kolb-bell v. Brewtownboozer's I Just Called To Say F*ck you (Boozer -1)

MrLeam's Put Something Offensive Here v. TAPmoney's Clay With My Balls (Leam -2)

Officer Jim Lahey's King of the Rats v. Nullacct's Suh Mack Hawk (PUSH)

AndrewHeidke's Orange Crush v. DoubleB440's Tramon Eileen (Andrew -12)

BCB Kriegers

Hyatt's Cutlers Pottery Barn Gift Receipt v. RyanSmith's Jay Cutler's Kneegina (Ryan -21) Just a quick note on this one.  I know the Broncos have been getting gashed in the running game, but Tennessee hasn't been able to amount any running attack at all.  Projecting Forte and CJ2K to amass 43 points is a stretch.  I PROTEST THIS LINE.

Icecreamman's Ice Cold Bruschis v. Tepo6688's Using Your Head w/ James Harrison (Tepo-17)

tcyoung's And That's How You Get Grants v. Fiesta's AfterLife Aquatic with Osama Bin Laden (-20)

Masondolo's Dexter's Viking Adventure v. jarlbartar's Mississippi Dongslingers (Mason -28) all these lines are fucked.

pjpaulus' Armageddon Day v. Noah's Kunh Tang Klan ANTFW (pj -3)

Rendezvous All The Bacon and Eggs You Have v. drzden's Mendenhall's OBL Fan Club (Vous -58!) seriously?...

BCB Archers

Hyatt's Cromartie's Foster Kid Emporium v. trippingandy's Gary Glitter's U-16 (andy -18) Thanks Arian

TexWestern's Rock Me Abederris v. Golfallday's Gilbert Brown's Mannsierre (tex -28)

shmita91's Ernest goes to Kampman v. Yar Nivek's I WILL DESTROY HER! (Kevin -16) I love that Kevin's team abreviation is MORB after Morbo.  That just brings joy to my heart.

cheezconqueso's I wanna Rex You Up v. Saltire's Pippa Middleton's Hypnotic A$$ (cheez -25)

Meiz's Hyatt's Wife and My Kid v. -JP-'s Indianapolis Steakhouse (JP -22) Meiz has been defending my avatar now for a few months.  In his honor, I present this classic Brewers Article.  There's your baseball talk that allows me to continue posting fantasy football stuff.

LosinCatmansLove's Day Drinkin with Mike Vrabel v. TheBrouhaha's Drop it Like It's hot ft. James Jones (-4) someone will come out of this game no longer winless.