A--lberta At-bat, his face contorts like Pooo-Holes. This guy needs a bathroom.
B--usch Bush beer causes stomach disturbances.
C-arpenter Ronald McDonald resemblance.
D--irty "We weren't throwing at Braun."
E-dwin Jackson. I used to like his stuff.
F--arm Teams Branch Rickey. Cardinal Dynasty Hogwash!
G-ashouse God's Gift to Baseball Nonsense
H-rabosky Condescending Cardinal Announcers
L--arussa Lame excuses.
L--ooper Johnny Damon cross dress syndrome
M-cGwire In a Cardinal's uniform, one does no wrong
N-yjer In a Cardinal's uniform, he'd be loved and cherished as the prototypical ballplayer
O-zzie 1982 World Series without Rollie Fingers
P-ujols Too much Jesus on his sleeve.
Q-uiss A shame he pitched for the Cards.
R-asmus Larussa the Pharoh beeeyatach!
S-pringfield AA Cardinals
S-uppan Cardinal Playoff experience rhetoric!
T-en WS trophies
U-- nwritten Rules of baseball by TLR after a bottle of Wild Irish Rose Rotgut Wine
V-ermin I saw one wearing red and looking like Furcal.
W--hiners It's the lights. They're stealing sign. They're breathing on Pujols
X--enophobia "TLR’s public statements supporting Arizona Tea Party initiatives and his hatred for Mexican immigrants." (Nullacct)
Y-adier He hugs pooholes too much.
Z-- zzzzzz "Yawn. Oh, you mean the Cardinals. That team who gets worked up when they play us and who, from all appearances will be spending their October at home?" (Ted Simmons Speed Camp)