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A-Z Reasons to Hate the Cardinals

A--lberta        At-bat, his face contorts like Pooo-Holes. This guy needs a bathroom.

B--usch          Bush beer causes stomach disturbances.

C-arpenter     Ronald McDonald resemblance.

D--irty             "We weren't throwing at Braun."

E-dwin            Jackson. I used to like his stuff.

F--arm Teams   Branch Rickey. Cardinal Dynasty Hogwash!

G-ashouse      God's Gift to Baseball Nonsense

H-rabosky      Condescending Cardinal Announcers

I--sringhausen 

J,K,                   ??

L--arussa        Lame excuses.

L--ooper          Johnny Damon cross dress syndrome     

M-cGwire        In a Cardinal's uniform, one does no wrong

N-yjer              In a Cardinal's uniform,  he'd be loved and cherished as the prototypical ballplayer

O-zzie             1982 World Series without Rollie Fingers

P-ujols            Too much Jesus on his sleeve.           

Q-uiss             A shame he pitched for the Cards.

R-asmus          Larussa the Pharoh beeeyatach!

S-pringfield     AA Cardinals

S-uppan           Cardinal Playoff experience rhetoric!

T-en                 WS trophies

U-- nwritten    Rules of baseball  by TLR after a bottle of Wild Irish Rose Rotgut Wine                           

V-ermin           I saw one wearing red and looking like Furcal.

W--hiners       It's the lights. They're stealing sign. They're breathing on Pujols             

X--enophobia    "TLR’s public statements supporting Arizona Tea Party initiatives and his hatred for Mexican immigrants." (Nullacct)

Y-adier             He hugs pooholes too much.

Z-- zzzzzz        "Yawn. Oh, you mean the Cardinals. That team who gets worked up when they play us and who, from all appearances will be spending their October at home?" (Ted Simmons Speed Camp) 

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