The Velvet Tux.

This brief article sums up the way I currently feel, with this addition:

If Braun's going to bet suspended, it should probably be for his sartorial crimes, not for use of a banned substance. Between this tux and Remetee, he's long overdue for an intervention.

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At least he cut his hair.

My goodness.

by BrewHaHeather on Jan 22, 2012 11:26 AM CST reply actions

On the other hand

If Braun is going to get in trouble for his sartorial crimes it’s be a Pete Rose style verdict rather than a mere 50 game suspension…

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by MrLeam on Jan 22, 2012 12:56 PM CST reply actions

It was made out of Tony Plush.

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by tcyoung on Jan 22, 2012 9:50 PM CST reply actions 5 recs

I wish I could rock a velvet tux like that.

I have no issues with this at all. I’m actually a little jealous.

by mpbMKE on Jan 23, 2012 10:49 AM CST reply actions

Same

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by Charlie Marlow on Jan 23, 2012 11:30 AM CST up reply actions

Yeah, but I don't think he pulled it off

John Axford, on the other hand? Now he could do it.

by morineko on Jan 23, 2012 11:57 PM CST up reply actions

John Axford could pull off any apparel

Him in a velvet tux: awesomely ridiculous.
Him in “normal clothes”: fine
Him in a Remtee: awesomely ridiculous.

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by BrewCrewBrian on Jan 24, 2012 9:53 AM CST up reply actions

i agree that he had trouble with it

but i think it was poor tailoring. i think he could have pulled it off, with better fit.

by Capt Science on Jan 24, 2012 11:27 AM CST up reply actions

This.

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by Ted Simmons Speed Camp on Jan 25, 2012 7:43 PM CST up reply actions

Wow...

now that’s the look of a man who will become the Most Interesting Man in the World in 30 years

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