There are many transitions that we go through in life. Certain mile markers that once you pass them you know there is no going back. Some of those include your first real bitchin hangover, the moment you decide you are going to buy the ring to get engaged, and the moment you hold your first child. I had one of those moments, and I am offically an adult, domesticated, family man. I purchased a minivan this weekend, and IT IS AWESOME!!! Seriously, I can open the sliding doors and back gate from the key. That is so ridiculously awesome I can't even explain.
Oh, and there was some football played.
Let's get to it.
The Thanks for nothing jerk team of the week.
QB- Andy Dalton 8, though both teams with him have a good shot at winning
RB- Deangelo Williams 0, Time to pull an oprah to all Carolina players, AND YOU GET TAPIR AIDS!!! AND YOU GET TAPIR AIDS!!! AND YOU GET TAPIR AIDS!!! EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU ASSH*LES GETS TAPIR AIDS!!!
RB- William Powell 2
WR- Dez Bryant 3
WR- Brandon Lloyd 1
TE- Vernon Davis 0, you were a great way to start the week. TAPIR AIDS!
D- Ravens -3, no Ladarrius Webb, no Ray Lewis, big problem.
K- Phil Dawson 1
The Bench team that would've whipped you
QB- Josh Freeman 40
RB- Larod Stephens Howling 29
RB- Felix Jones 12
WR- Randall Cobb 27
WR- Andre Roberts 26
Flex- Jeremy Kerley 22
TE- Heath Miller 19 (Owen Daniels had 18)
D- Patriots 19
Team of the week race: Zorakathura is the pace setter with 177.5. I don't think anyone is going to catch him. No one really is in range.
|Rank||BCB Name||Team Name||League||Wk 7 Pnts||Wk 7 Pow||Wins||Total Pts||Total Pow|
|1||aaronetc||Flood the Zone w/ Cheryl Tunt||2||155.5||27.5||5||1044.5||156.5|
|2||Masondlo||Blackmon's Apologetic Cocktail||1||155.5||27.5||4||979||148.5|
|3||Fiesta||Stomp The Yard ft. N. Suh||1||150.5||25||5||998.5||148.5|
|4||CheezeConQueso||Finley Shades of Gray||1||143.2||21||6||978.7||145.5|
|6||BrewGuyTim||Spiking Montee's Ball||3||162||29||5||983.5||143.5|
|7||Zorakathura||Burn in Harrell||3||177.5||30||6||975.5||134|
|8||Golfallday||Lil Sebastian Janikowski||2||154.5||26||4||948||129|
|9||Yar Nivek||Man Gets Hit By Football||3||147.5||24||6||978||127|
|11||kfeyzi||Ochocinco's Casting Tape||2||146||22||6||908.5||112|
|12||Mr Leam||Cam, I Wish I was your lover||1||101.5||5||4||885.5||111.5|
|13||texwestern||JoPas Blind Eye||2||117||12||4||881||110|
|14||Hyatt||Sanchez's Lil Black Yearbook||1||115.5||11||3||886||110|
|16||ObiBraunKenobi||Raiders of the lost Glory Hole||2||104||7||2||890.5||107|
|17||Olyknows||Saints $10k Sack Attack||1||127||18||4||856.5||101.5|
|18||jarlbartar||Soapin Up with Jerry's Kids||3||106||8||1||865||100.5|
|19||brewcrewbrian||Jerry Sandusky's Little Giants||1||118||13||3||890||99|
|20||JP||The Duke Silver Experience||3||112.5||9||4||861||97|
|21||Dikembe Meiz||Ocho Benoit||3||79||1||3||827||93|
|22||Noah Jarosh||Somebody that I used to So'oto||3||128||19||1||863.5||92.5|
|23||jerryheldred||50 Shades of Heyword-Bey||2||121.5||15||3||852||89.5|
|24||JEO||Unemployed Honey Badgers||1||123||16||3||809.5||86|
|25||Icecreamman||Ice Cold Bruschis||1||114||10||2||832.5||84|
|26||Hyatt||Unidentified Rob Ryan Van||3||103.5||6||3||855||84|
|27||brewerspug||Working To Shiva's Bush||3||86.5||3||4||781.5||79|
|28||tepo6688||Jintao Athletic Labor Camp||1||120.5||14||1||790.5||74|
|29||arfuture1985||Hey That's My Dick Jauron||2||89||4||2||780.5||69|
|30||DoubleB440||Supreme Leader Kim John||2||85.5||2||1||726.5||53|