I need to start off with my game in league 2. The reason this has to happen is because my team had its worst performance of the year. Aaron Hernandez was out and I didn't change him out. Matt Ryan had the worst performance of his NFL career. Desean Jackson and Mike williams did next to nothing. Only Roddy White scored more than 20 and Ryan Mathews put up my only other double digit score. I scored a total of 67.5......
AND WON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! AND SINCE MY TEAM HAS MORE TOTAL POINTS THAN THE TWO GUYS I'M TIED WITH IN THE DIVISION, I'M IN LINE FOR THE BYE WEEK IN THE PLAYOFFS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sometimes Fantasy Football is a bitch like that. I know for a fact that my team had no business winning. But them the breaks.
The Thanks for Nothing, Jerk Team of the week:
QB- Matt Ryan 5- yet he still won the game...
RB- Joique Bell 1- What a joique... I'll go hang my head in shame now.
RB- Danny Woodhead 0
WR- Jeremy Maclin 0
WR- Larry Fitzgerald 2- What a disappointment he's been all year long.
TE- Antonio Gates 3
Flex- Torrey Smith 1
K- Robbie Gould 1
D- Texans D -1
The Bench Team that Whupped You
QB- Matt Schaub 53- That's a very good score.
RB- Marcel Reece 26
RB- Larod Stevens Howling 23
WR- Denario Alexander 28
WR-Randall Cobb 23
TE- Brandon Myers 17
Flex- BenJarvis Green Ellis 20
D- Packers 20.5
Team of the Week: CheezConQueso's Finley Shades of Gray put up 162.5 to take the title. Led by Gronk, Andy Dalton, and Doug Martin, he didn't have a single player below the double digits.
The but... Matt Shaub... Unlucky Loser of the Week: ObiBraunKenobi's Raiders of the Lost Glory Hole has had a very unlucky year. They put up 131.5 this week, and lost. They only have 4 wins on the year despite being 6th in the power ranks coming into the week. Sounds like he's in line to have this award named after him.
The Yar Nivek Award: If you haven't figured it out from the intro, it's most definitely my Man Sploosh with its 67.5 points.
Power Ranks: Despite the off week, Aaronetc's Flood the Zone w/ Cheryl Tunt maintains his #1 overall rank. Cheezconqueso's Finley Shades of Gray Flies up the board into 2nd, and doubleb maintains his bottom spot with an amazing 38.5 point performance.
|Rank||BCB Name||Team Name||League||Wk 11 Pts||Wk 11 Pow||Wins||Total Pts||Total Pow|
|1||aaronetc||Flood the Zone w/ Cheryl Tunt||2||83||5||8||1589.5||238.5|
|2||CheezeConQueso||Finley Shades of Gray||1||162.5||30||8||1563.7||236.5|
|3||BrewGuyTim||Spiking Montee's Ball||3||91||11||7||1513.5||224.5|
|4||Fiesta||Stomp The Yard ft. N. Suh||1||86||7||8||1515.5||223|
|5||Masondlo||Blackmon's Apologetic Cocktail||1||118||15||7||1508||222.5|
|6||ObiBraunKenobi||Raiders of the lost Glory Hole||2||131.5||23||4||1491.5||207|
|7||Yar Nivek||Man Gets Hit By Football||3||130||22||9||1513.5||203|
|8||Olyknows||Saints $10k Sack Attack||1||142||24||8||1421.5||191|
|9||Golfallday||Lil Sebastian Janikowski||2||118.5||17||6||1444||190|
|10||Zorakathura||Burn in Harrell||3||83||5||7||1447||186.5|
|11||Noah Jarosh||Somebody that I used to So'oto||3||118.5||17||4||1421.5||184|
|13||jerryheldred||50 Shades of Heyword-Bey||2||142.5||25||6||1463||181.5|
|14||Mr Leam||Cam, I Wish I was your lover||1||149.5||26.5||6||1396||175|
|15||jarlbartar||Soapin Up with Jerry's Kids||3||90.5||9.5||3||1375||174.5|
|16||texwestern||JoPas Blind Eye||2||159||29||6||1366||174|
|18||Hyatt||Unidentified Rob Ryan Van||3||129.5||21||7||1377.5||159|
|19||brewcrewbrian||Jerry Sandusky's Little Giants||1||106.5||14||5||1364||157|
|21||brewerspug||Working To Shiva's Bush||3||149.5||26.5||5||1285||145.5|
|22||Hyatt||Sanchez's Lil Black Yearbook||1||90.5||9.5||4||1295.5||145.5|
|23||arfuture1985||Hey That's My Dick Jauron||2||121.5||19||4||1280||136.5|
|24||JP||The Duke Silver Experience||3||102.5||13||6||1270.5||136.5|
|25||Icecreamman||Ice Cold Bruschis||1||86.5||8||3||1279||135|
|26||kfeyzi||Ochocinco's Casting Tape||2||82.5||3||6||1284.5||135|
|27||Dikembe Meiz||Ocho Benoit||3||83||5||4||1238||133.5|
|28||JEO||Unemployed Honey Badgers||1||123.5||20||4||1218.5||126|
|29||tepo6688||Jintao Athletic Labor Camp||1||97||12||2||1239||122|
|30||DoubleB440||Supreme Leader Kim John||2||38.5||1||2||1039||68|