Last year I tried something to keep guys engaged at least one more week. This is the Power Ranking Tournament of Fun!!! I set up a bracket of all 30 teams (1st and 2nd heading into this week got a bye) and set up a 5 week tournament culminating in a power rankings champion! There are 4 regionals in the Brackets each with a top 4 seed. If you need verification of your ranking, check last week's post. And here's a link of how the bracket looks. Here are the brackets named after Happy Endings references (If you don't at least DVR Happy Endings, you need to be slapped):
Boys II Menorah Regional (winners in Bold)
1 Flood the zone w/ Cheryl Tunt v. Bye. 16 Jopa's Blind Eye 150.5 v. 17 Mustached Americans 162.5. 9 Lil Sebastian Janikowski 126 v. 24 The Duke Silver Experience 143.5. 8 Saints 10k Sack Attack 144.5 v. 25 Ice Cold Bruschis 136.5
Next week's matchups: 1 Flood v. 17 Mustached Americans, 24 The Duke Silver Experience v. 8 Saints 10k Sack Attack
Racist Parrot Regional
4 Stomp the Yard Ft Ndamukong Suh 110.5 v. 29 Jintao Athletic Labor Camp 106. 13 50 Shade of Hayword-Bey 125 v. 20 Rusty Zombone 103.5. 12 Man Sploosh 97.5 v. 21 Working to Shiva's Bush 104. 5 Blackmon's Apologetic Cocktail 149.5 v. 28 Unemployed Honey Badgers 103.5
Next Week's Matchups: 4 Stomp the Yard v. 13 50 Shades of Hayword Bey, 21 Working to Shiva's Bush v. 5 Blackmon's Apologetic Cocktail
Buzz One Out regional
2 Finley Shades of Gray v. Bye 15 Soapin Up with Jerry's Kids 87.5 v. 18 Unidentified Rob Ryan Van Stain 134.5. 10 Burn in Harrell 93.5 v. 23 Hey that's my Dick Jaraun 121. 7 Man gets hit by football 143 v. 26 Ochocinco's Casting Tape 153.5
Next Week's Matchups: 2 Finley Shades of Gray v. 18 Unidentified Rob Ryan Van Stain, 23 Hey That's My Dick Jaraun v. 26 Ochocinco's Casting Tape
AH-MAH-ZING Whore's Bath regional
3 Spiking Montee's Ball 155.5 v. 30 Supreme Leader Kim John Kuhn 83.5. 14 Cam, I wish I was your lover 161 v. 19 Jerry Sandusky's Lil Giants 123.5. 11 Somebody that I used to So'oto 124.5 v. 22 Sanchez's Lil Black Yearbook 113.5. 6 Raiders of the Lost Glory Hole 140.5 v. 27 Ocho Benoit 124
Next Week's Matchups: 3 Spiking Montee's Ball v. 14 Cam, I wish I was your lover, 11 Somebody that I used to So'oto v. 6 Raiders of the lost Glory Hole
I think I got it all right. Feel free to check my work. As per request, here are the links to the three leagues:
I'll also break down Actual Playoff Scenarios for each league as well so you can see what you need to do to get in and grab the coveted BCB League X Fantasy Football Champion sig line. Little preview, it doesn't look good for DoubleB440...
AND WE'RE BACK with actual Playoff Scenarios. I'll start off In BCB1 where ALL PLAYOFF SPOTS ARE CLINCHED, just a matter of the seedings:
Cheezconqueso's Finley Shades of Gray: Can clinch the top seed and bye with a win, OR a loss and not be outscored by any of the trailing teams
Masondlo's Blackmon's Apologetic Cocktail: Can Clinch top seed with Win AND Finley Loss AND outscoring Finley by 43. IF Finley win, Can clinch 3 seed with Win AND not be outscored by any of the trailing teams.
Fiesta's Stomp the Yard w/ Ndamukong Suh: Can clinch top seed with Win AND Finley Loss AND outscoring Finley by 72.5 AND outscoring a winning BAC by 30. IF Finley win, Can clinch 3 seed with Win AND BAC loss OR Win AND outscoring a winning BAC by 30.
Olyknows' Saints 10K Sack Attack: Can clinch top seed with WIN AND Finley Loss AND BAC Loss AND STY Loss AND Outscoring Finley by 133.5 AND OR Outscoring a winning BAC by... He can't get 1st... IF Finley Win, can clinch 3 seed with BAC Loss AND STY loss OR Win AND outscore a winning BAC by 91 OR outscore a winning STY by 61.5
Leam's CAM I wish I was your Lover: Can Clinch 2 seed with Win OR Loss and not being outscored by Jerry Sandusky's Lil Giants by 73. Will get 6 seed if that happens.
BrewCrewBrian's Jerry Sandusky's Lil Giants: Can Clinch 2 seed with Leam loss AND outscoring Leam by 73. Otherwise will be the 6 seed.
Everyone else, good luck in the Power Ranking Tournament
Aaronetc's Flood the Zone with Cheryl Tunt: Can clinch top seed with Win and not being outscored by a winning Mustached Americans by 169 points.
Rendezvous Mustached Americans: Can clinch Top seed with Win AND Flood loss. He can clinch the 3 seed with a win.
Golfallday's Lil Sebastian Janikowski: Can 3 seed with a win AND MA loss.
jerryheldred's 50 Shades of Hayword Bey: Can clinch a spot with a win
Obibraunkenobi's Raiders of the Lost Glory Hole: Can clinch a spot with a win AND either a 50 loss OR Man Sploosh loss
TexWestern's Jopa's Blind Eye: Can clinch 2 spot with a win
kfeyzi's Ochocinco Casting Tape: Can clinch 2 spot with a win. IF Tex wins, Can clinch 3 spot with win AND outscoring a losing MA by 73
Hyatt's Man Sploosh: Can clinch 2 spot with a win AND Tex Loss AND outscoring Tex by 33. IF Tex wins, Can clinch playoff spot with a win AND a 50 loss.
The other 2, good luck in the power ranks tourney.
Yar Nivek's Man Gets Hit by Football: Clinched the 1 seed
BrewGuyTim's Spiking Montee's Ball: Can clinch 2 seed with Win. If Loss, will most likely be 3 seed.
Hyatt's Unidentified Rob Ryan Van Stain: Can clinch 2 seed with Win. If Loss, can clinch 3 seed with Burn in Harrell Loss OR by outscoring winning Burn in Harrell by outscoring him by 30. (note: I am playing BrewGuyTim for the #2 seed)
Zorakathura's Burn in Harrell: Can clinch 3 seed with Win AND not being outscored by a losing Hyatt by 30. If Hyatt Wins, will clinch 4 seed with a win.
JP's Duke Silver Experience: Can clinch 3 seed with Win AND outscoring a losing Hyatt by 93.5. If Hyatt Wins, will clinch 4 seed with a win.
BrewersPug's Working to Shiva's Bush: Can clinch 6 seed with win AND not being outscored by Ocho Benoit by 20.
Meiz's Ocho Benoit: Can clinch 6 seed with win AND outscoring WtSB by 20.
Noah's Somebody I used to So'oto: Can clinch 6 seed with win AND Meiz loss AND WtSB loss.
Everyone else, good luck in the power ranks.
Speaking of which, here are the updated Power Ranks, the 2nd last of the season!!! AND WE HAVE A NEW #1!!! Cheezconqueso (and 2 other teams) passed Aaronetc's Flood the Zone after a rare anemic stretch for that squad. DoubleB maintains his spot on the bottom.
|Rank||BCB Name||Team Name||League||Wk 12 Pts||Wk 12 Pow||Wins||Total Pts||Total Pow|
|1||CheezeConQueso||Finley Shades of Gray||1||138||20||9||1701.7||256.5|
|2||BrewGuyTim||Spiking Montee's Ball||3||155.5||28||8||1669||252.5|
|3||Masondlo||Blackmon's Apologetic Cocktail||1||149.5||25||8||1657.5||247.5|
|4||aaronetc||Flood the Zone w/ Cheryl Tunt||2||94.5||4||8||1684||242.5|
|5||Fiesta||Stomp The Yard ft. N. Suh||1||110.5||10||8||1626||233|
|6||ObiBraunKenobi||Raiders of the lost Glory Hole||2||140.5||21||5||1632||228|
|7||Yar Nivek||Man Gets Hit By Football||3||147||24||10||1660.5||227|
|8||Olyknows||Saints $10k Sack Attack||1||145.5||23||8||1567||214|
|9||Golfallday||Lil Sebastian Janikowski||2||126||17||7||1570||207|
|10||Mr Leam||Cam, I Wish I was your lover||1||161||29||7||1557||204|
|11||texwestern||JoPas Blind Eye||2||150.5||26||7||1516.5||200|
|13||Noah Jarosh||Somebody that I used to So'oto||3||124.5||15||4||1546||199|
|14||jerryheldred||50 Shades of Heyword-Bey||2||125||16||6||1588||197.5|
|15||Zorakathura||Burn in Harrell||3||92.5||3||7||1539.5||189.5|
|17||Hyatt||Unidentified Rob Ryan Van||3||134.5||18||8||1512||177|
|18||jarlbartar||Soapin Up with Jerry's Kids||3||87.5||2||3||1462.5||176.5|
|19||brewcrewbrian||Jerry Sandusky's Little Giants||1||121.5||13||6||1485.5||170|
|20||kfeyzi||Ochocinco's Casting Tape||2||153.5||27||7||1438||162|
|21||JP||The Duke Silver Experience||3||143.5||22||7||1414||158.5|
|23||Hyatt||Sanchez's Lil Black Yearbook||1||113.5||11||4||1409||156.5|
|24||Icecreamman||Ice Cold Bruschis||1||136.5||19||4||1415.5||154|
|25||brewerspug||Working To Shiva's Bush||3||104||8||5||1389||153.5|
|26||arfuture1985||Hey That's My Dick Jauron||2||121||12||4||1401||148.5|
|27||Dikembe Meiz||Ocho Benoit||3||124||14||5||1362||147.5|
|28||JEO||Unemployed Honey Badgers||1||103.5||6.5||4||1322||132.5|
|29||tepo6688||Jintao Athletic Labor Camp||1||106||9||2||1345||131|
|30||DoubleB440||Supreme Leader Kim John||2||83.5||1||2||1122.5||69|