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BCB Fantasy Football Week 9 Review

Can't do much intro, because I'm exhausted from the weekend. Dealing with 2 kids and a pregnant wife is hard enough. I'm seriously tired of her being pregnant. She can go from 0 to screaming harpy in 3.1 seconds. These mood swings are killing me. I'm so done with it. And, since we'll have 3 kids under 3 around new years, I think it's high time she took a break from being knocked up. Good job back there, chief, now lets raise these kids before getting another one.

And to make matters worse, my lil man has tonsillitis now. He's on a strong antibiotic, but he's a constant threat to get the rest of us sick. But, on the plus side, his running all over creation is down to almost 0. People feel bad for you when your kid is sick, but it's actually a break. See, when a kid is sick, he doesn't want to go out to the park or the playground and play around. He just wants to sit on the couch, cuddled up to you, so you can watch football or whatever weekend program you want. Talk about positive side effects!

Anyway, let's see what happened this week:

KittenMittons Warning!!!:

tcyoung started Frank Gore on a bye week. Dude, you're better than that.

Thanks for Nothing Jerk Team of the Week:

QB- Eli Manning 3: Did you see the best Manning Face Ever?!? Click Here!!! It's truly a wonder. I think I'm going to make that face at the urologist as soon as the wife oks the snip!

RB- Michael Bush 3

RB- Ahmad Bradshaw 4

WR- Dez Bryant 2

WR- Hakeem Nicks 2

TE- Kyle Rudolph 0

D- Vikiings 0.5

K- Shayne Graham 2

Bench Players that would've whupped up on your team:

QB- Carson Palmer 42

RB- Chris Johnson 23

RB- Mikel Leshoure 25

WR- Andre Johnson 22

WR- Brian Hartline 21

TE- Jermaine Gresham 19

Flex- Michael Turner 19- Poor Noah, both Turner and Leshoure on his bench. But he's still got a shot to win.

Team of the week: Doug Martin was a beast this week, but he was just icing on the cake for jerryheldred's 50 Shades of Heyward-Bey squad this week. He put up 191 (I'm pretty sure that's a season high) with Martin and 4 other guys over 20 points. Aaronetc's Flood the Zone again put up another huge week with 180.5 points. No one has a shot to catch them.

I lost? But... Doug Martin... Award (this is now the old Tough Luck Loser award, it will be named after the best player in fantasy of the week): Golffallday's Lil Sebastian Janikowski had the harsh luck of going up against the team of the week. He also scored the 5th most points on the week. Arfuture's Hey That's My Dick Jaraun lost by 1.5 points because Brett Celek lost a fumble in the red zone with less than 3 minutes to go last night. Ouch

Yar Nivek Award: doubleb440's Supreme Leader Kim John Kun scored the 7th fewest points this week, and won.

Power Ranks: The Tunts are still at the top with another strong performance. DoubleB440, despite the win, is now the only team below 100 power points. ObiBraunKenobi's Raiders of the lost Glory Hole is 8th with only 3 wins, and will have an award named after him if he finishes with the fewest wins with the highest power rank. kfeyzi's Ochocinco's Casting Tape is in the lead for the Yar Nivek of the Year with 6 wins despite being ranked 24th, the team with the most wins and the lowest power rank.

Rank BCB Name Team Name League Wk 9 Pts Wk 9 Pow Wins Total Pts Total Pow
1 aaronetc Flood the Zone w/ Cheryl Tunt 2 180.5 29 7 1369.5 211.5
2 CheezeConQueso Finley Shades of Gray 1 142.5 21 7 1281.7 195.5
3 Fiesta Stomp The Yard ft. N. Suh 1 130.5 16 7 1257.5 186.5
4 BrewGuyTim Spiking Montee's Ball 3 134 17.5 6 1250.5 184
5 Masondlo Blackmon's Apologetic Cocktail 1 144 22 6 1235 182.5
6 Hyatt Man-Sploosh 2 129 15 5 1215.5 174.5
7 Zorakathura Burn in Harrell 3 107.5 7.5 7 1243 169.5
8 ObiBraunKenobi Raiders of the lost Glory Hole 2 146 23 3 1221.5 160
9 Golfallday Lil Sebastian Janikowski 2 156.5 26 5 1201 159
10 Yar Nivek Man Gets Hit By Football 3 134.5 19 7 1216 153
11 jarlbartar Soapin Up with Jerry's Kids 3 164 27 3 1163 152
12 Olyknows Saints $10k Sack Attack 1 167.5 28 6 1152 150.5
13 jerryheldred 50 Shades of Heyword-Bey 2 193 30 5 1203 146.5
14 Noah Jarosh Somebody that I used to So'oto 3 149.5 24 3 1147 141
15 tcyoung Rusty Zombone 3 92 3 2 1112 131.5
16 Hyatt Sanchez's Lil Black Yearbook 1 113.5 10 4 1107.5 130
17 Dikembe Meiz Ocho Benoit 3 134 17.5 4 1081.5 126.5
18 brewcrewbrian Jerry Sandusky's Little Giants 1 137.5 20 4 1128.5 124
19 texwestern JoPas Blind Eye 2 79.5 1 4 1073.5 124
20 Mr Leam Cam, I Wish I was your lover 1 98.5 4 4 1086.5 121.5
21 JP The Duke Silver Experience 3 100.5 5 4 1083.5 119
22 Hyatt Unidentified Rob Ryan Van 3 155.5 25 5 1117.5 118
23 rendezvous Mustached Americans 2 109 9 5 1056.5 118
24 kfeyzi Ochocinco's Casting Tape 2 81.5 2 6 1076 117
25 brewerspug Working To Shiva's Bush 3 119.5 12 4 1026.5 111
26 Icecreamman Ice Cold Bruschis 1 107 6 2 1064 109
27 JEO Unemployed Honey Badgers 1 117.5 11 3 1033.5 105
28 arfuture1985 Hey That's My Dick Jauron 2 127.5 14 3 1031 101
29 tepo6688 Jintao Athletic Labor Camp 1 123 13 2 1029.5 101
30 DoubleB440 Supreme Leader Kim John 2 107.5 7.5 2 916 62.5

And fuck you very much Jordy Nelson. You said you could go, and then bitch out in the first. I hope some hip hop hippo decides to play Stomp The Gnards on you.

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