Can't do much intro, because I'm exhausted from the weekend. Dealing with 2 kids and a pregnant wife is hard enough. I'm seriously tired of her being pregnant. She can go from 0 to screaming harpy in 3.1 seconds. These mood swings are killing me. I'm so done with it. And, since we'll have 3 kids under 3 around new years, I think it's high time she took a break from being knocked up. Good job back there, chief, now lets raise these kids before getting another one.
And to make matters worse, my lil man has tonsillitis now. He's on a strong antibiotic, but he's a constant threat to get the rest of us sick. But, on the plus side, his running all over creation is down to almost 0. People feel bad for you when your kid is sick, but it's actually a break. See, when a kid is sick, he doesn't want to go out to the park or the playground and play around. He just wants to sit on the couch, cuddled up to you, so you can watch football or whatever weekend program you want. Talk about positive side effects!
Anyway, let's see what happened this week:
tcyoung started Frank Gore on a bye week. Dude, you're better than that.
Thanks for Nothing Jerk Team of the Week:
QB- Eli Manning 3: Did you see the best Manning Face Ever?!? Click Here!!! It's truly a wonder. I think I'm going to make that face at the urologist as soon as the wife oks the snip!
RB- Michael Bush 3
RB- Ahmad Bradshaw 4
WR- Dez Bryant 2
WR- Hakeem Nicks 2
TE- Kyle Rudolph 0
D- Vikiings 0.5
K- Shayne Graham 2
Bench Players that would've whupped up on your team:
QB- Carson Palmer 42
RB- Chris Johnson 23
RB- Mikel Leshoure 25
WR- Andre Johnson 22
WR- Brian Hartline 21
TE- Jermaine Gresham 19
Flex- Michael Turner 19- Poor Noah, both Turner and Leshoure on his bench. But he's still got a shot to win.
Team of the week: Doug Martin was a beast this week, but he was just icing on the cake for jerryheldred's 50 Shades of Heyward-Bey squad this week. He put up 191 (I'm pretty sure that's a season high) with Martin and 4 other guys over 20 points. Aaronetc's Flood the Zone again put up another huge week with 180.5 points. No one has a shot to catch them.
I lost? But... Doug Martin... Award (this is now the old Tough Luck Loser award, it will be named after the best player in fantasy of the week): Golffallday's Lil Sebastian Janikowski had the harsh luck of going up against the team of the week. He also scored the 5th most points on the week. Arfuture's Hey That's My Dick Jaraun lost by 1.5 points because Brett Celek lost a fumble in the red zone with less than 3 minutes to go last night. Ouch
Yar Nivek Award: doubleb440's Supreme Leader Kim John Kun scored the 7th fewest points this week, and won.
Power Ranks: The Tunts are still at the top with another strong performance. DoubleB440, despite the win, is now the only team below 100 power points. ObiBraunKenobi's Raiders of the lost Glory Hole is 8th with only 3 wins, and will have an award named after him if he finishes with the fewest wins with the highest power rank. kfeyzi's Ochocinco's Casting Tape is in the lead for the Yar Nivek of the Year with 6 wins despite being ranked 24th, the team with the most wins and the lowest power rank.
|Rank||BCB Name||Team Name||League||Wk 9 Pts||Wk 9 Pow||Wins||Total Pts||Total Pow|
|1||aaronetc||Flood the Zone w/ Cheryl Tunt||2||180.5||29||7||1369.5||211.5|
|2||CheezeConQueso||Finley Shades of Gray||1||142.5||21||7||1281.7||195.5|
|3||Fiesta||Stomp The Yard ft. N. Suh||1||130.5||16||7||1257.5||186.5|
|4||BrewGuyTim||Spiking Montee's Ball||3||134||17.5||6||1250.5||184|
|5||Masondlo||Blackmon's Apologetic Cocktail||1||144||22||6||1235||182.5|
|7||Zorakathura||Burn in Harrell||3||107.5||7.5||7||1243||169.5|
|8||ObiBraunKenobi||Raiders of the lost Glory Hole||2||146||23||3||1221.5||160|
|9||Golfallday||Lil Sebastian Janikowski||2||156.5||26||5||1201||159|
|10||Yar Nivek||Man Gets Hit By Football||3||134.5||19||7||1216||153|
|11||jarlbartar||Soapin Up with Jerry's Kids||3||164||27||3||1163||152|
|12||Olyknows||Saints $10k Sack Attack||1||167.5||28||6||1152||150.5|
|13||jerryheldred||50 Shades of Heyword-Bey||2||193||30||5||1203||146.5|
|14||Noah Jarosh||Somebody that I used to So'oto||3||149.5||24||3||1147||141|
|16||Hyatt||Sanchez's Lil Black Yearbook||1||113.5||10||4||1107.5||130|
|17||Dikembe Meiz||Ocho Benoit||3||134||17.5||4||1081.5||126.5|
|18||brewcrewbrian||Jerry Sandusky's Little Giants||1||137.5||20||4||1128.5||124|
|19||texwestern||JoPas Blind Eye||2||79.5||1||4||1073.5||124|
|20||Mr Leam||Cam, I Wish I was your lover||1||98.5||4||4||1086.5||121.5|
|21||JP||The Duke Silver Experience||3||100.5||5||4||1083.5||119|
|22||Hyatt||Unidentified Rob Ryan Van||3||155.5||25||5||1117.5||118|
|24||kfeyzi||Ochocinco's Casting Tape||2||81.5||2||6||1076||117|
|25||brewerspug||Working To Shiva's Bush||3||119.5||12||4||1026.5||111|
|26||Icecreamman||Ice Cold Bruschis||1||107||6||2||1064||109|
|27||JEO||Unemployed Honey Badgers||1||117.5||11||3||1033.5||105|
|28||arfuture1985||Hey That's My Dick Jauron||2||127.5||14||3||1031||101|
|29||tepo6688||Jintao Athletic Labor Camp||1||123||13||2||1029.5||101|
|30||DoubleB440||Supreme Leader Kim John||2||107.5||7.5||2||916||62.5|
And fuck you very much Jordy Nelson. You said you could go, and then bitch out in the first. I hope some hip hop hippo decides to play Stomp The Gnards on you.