Carlos Gomez could use a healthier diet.
When you use bats and hit things and throw stuff as hard as you can out on the streets, people call it a riot. When you do it in a ballpark, it's called baseball.
Today, the Milwaukee Brewers and the Chicago White Sox will engage in that latter form. Fielders fielding! Hitters hitting! Pitchers pitching! Managers managing! Commentators commentating! Fans fanning!
Spring Training baseball lost it's novelty after game thread #-32, or whatever the first one was.
I had to write this game thread at 9:00 this morning, so I didn't have a lineup. If you've found one since then, please feel free to post it in the comments section. You're the best.