Goodbye Zack G
Though you don't know us at all
We the fans loved to watch you pitch
In a Brewer uniform
We traded Alcides and Odorizzi for you
(And a terrible shortstop)
And you anchored our rotation
Shining once every five days

It seems to me you pitched your games
Like a roman candle in a wax museum
Blowing heat past lesser hitters
And destroying them with your curve
And I would have liked Dougie to sign you
To an extended deal
But trading you's what we've got to do
To keep it real

After the last three 7-6 losses to the Phils even DM is facing the reality that Zack is on the block. Rather than repeating rumors as they happen over multiple threads I figured we could consolidate the conversation here, and share our stories of Greinkemas past in between news blurbs.