What a fun weekend of football. It's always nice walking in to a football weekend and your team has already dominated. Then to see the hometown team who you hate get destroyed, it's just beautiful. There is an extra pep in your step when you know you'll be the only happy one at work on monday. Let's take this to the next level. On to the games!
First up, the Thanks For Nothing, Jerk lineup of the week. These are the worst actual starters on the week. Injury does not count against these guys. Just sucking.
QB: Never thought I'd type this, but Aaron Rodgers 12
RB: Shonn Greene 2
RB: Jamal Charles 4
WR: Larry Fitzgerald 1
WR: Alshon Jeffrey 1
TE: It should be Dustin Keller as it was known on Friday that he would be out and scored 0, but it's Fred Davis 3
Flex: Robert Meechum 0
D: Jets 3
I tried something new and I didn't like it the next day. So that's scrapped. I'll put up the bench team that would've kicked your ass. This week, we'll do a team where the player is on any bench.
QB: Eli Manning 38
RB Willis McGahee 29
RB Ben Tate 25
WR Danny Amendola 38
WR Desean Jackson 21
TE Brent Celek 26
Flex Pierre Thomas 21
DEF Packers 22.5
Team of the week race: Both Burn in Harrell and Man Getting hit by football have a shot at 180 points this week, and the whoever doesn't get there is a shoe in for hard luck loser. Lil Sebastian Janikowski could blow them both away with both Manning and Decker going tonight. And in the unlikely event they don't make it, Masondlo's squad has Matt Praetor going with 156.5 points in his pocket. UPDATE: Yar's Man Getting Hit By Football went crazy last night and finished with a season high 185.5. His is the team of the week.
Hard Luck Loser: Burn in Harrell was the 5th highest scoring team this week. And Lost.
Games still up in the air:
In BCB 1, the only game up in the air is Finely Shades of Gray having a 34 point lead and Matt Bryant going up against Stomp the Yard who has Matt Ryan and Demaryius Thomas. Update: Finley won by 2
In BCB 2, my Man Sploosh (hah) has to make up 15 points with Matty Ice and Roddy going against Kim John-Kun. 50 Shades of Heyword Bey has Julio and an 8.5 point deficit to make up. Hey that's my Dick Jauron needs 14 points from Matt Praetor. Update: Man Sploosh won by 33, Heyword Bey fell short, as did Jauron
In BCB 3, The aforementioned Burn in Harrell and Man Getting Hit by Football are going down to the wire as well with Harrell having Julio and Hans Moleman having Roddy and Tony G down by 16. Noah has a good shot at making up the 42.5 point deficit with Manning and Thomas. UPDATE: Man Getting Hit By Football won, Noah fell short.
The Yar Nivek How The Hell Did They Win award: Olyknows scored 110 points, which was tied for the 8th fewest in all 3 leagues, and won.
A Quick note on the power ranks. The way I figure power ranks is that since scoring is uniform across all 3 leagues, I can rank you by points. Those scores each week are then ranked 1-30, 30 being the best, 1 being the worst. I then add your weekly power points together, and rank you by that. So this will show you the top teams so far this year. Any questions, ask in the comments.
|Rank||BCB Name||Team Name||Wk 2 Pts||Wk 2 Pow||Wins||Total Pts||Total Pow|
|1||Mr Leam||Cam, I Wish I was your lover||140||22||1||303.5||50.5|
|2||Zorakathura||Burn in Harrell||159.5||26||1||305||50|
|3||Fiesta||Stomp The Yard ft. N. Suh||133.5||19||1||297||47.5|
|4||aaronetc||Flood the Zone w/ Cheryl Tunt||123.5||14||1||290||44|
|6||kfeyzi||Ochocinco's Casting Tape||155.5||25||2||283.5||42|
|7||brewerspug||Working To Shiva's Bush||128||16||1||275.5||42|
|8||ObiBraunKenobi||Raiders of the lost Glory Hole||130||18||0||271.5||41|
|9||Yar Nivek||Man Gets Hit By Football||185.5||30||2||298||40|
|10||CheezeConQueso||Finley Shades of Gray||135.5||21||2||265||39.5|
|11||Golfallday||Lil Sebastian Janikowski||164.5||28||1||280||39|
|12||jarlbartar||Soapin Up with Jerry's Kids||128.5||17||1||266||39|
|13||BrewGuyTim||Spiking the Ball||123||13||1||270||38|
|14||Masondlo||Blackmon's Apologetic Cocktail||160.5||27||2||268||36|
|15||brewcrewbrian||Jerry Sandusky's Little Giants||172.5||29||1||274||33|
|16||Dikembe Meiz||Ocho Benoit||134||20||1||251||32|
|18||Hyatt||Sanchez's Lil Black Yearbook||149||24||1||252.5||29|
|19||texwestern||JoPas Blind Eye||119||12||1||246||28|
|20||jerryheldred||50 Shades of Heyword-Bey||115||9.5||1||237.5||23.5|
|22||Icecreamman||Ice Cold Bruschis||100||4||1||229.5||22.5|
|23||JEO||Unemployed Honey Badgers||76||1||0||212.5||21.5|
|24||JP||The Duke Silver Experience||126.5||15||1||227.5||18|
|25||tepo6688||Jintao Athletic Labor Camp||90.5||2||0||214.5||17|
|26||Olyknows||Saints $10k Sack Attack||110||7.5||1||214.5||14.5|
|27||arfuture1985||Hey That's My Dick Jauron||109||6||1||214||14|
|28||Hyatt||Unidentified Rob Ryan Van||117||11||1||217.5||12.5|
|29||Noah Jarosh||Somebody that I used to So'oto||101.5||5||0||205.5||11|
|30||DoubleB440||Supreme Leader Kim John||110||7.5||0||210.5||9|