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A Quarter of the way into the season, we need a Fantasy Football UPDATE!!!


Hey guys!!!! I know you've been trying hard to make sure your team works hard enough to get mentioned here, and I've had requests to get back into writing these updates for you. I know you've been needing your animal STD references and cursing of players. Well it's BAAAACCCKKKK!!!!

You may be wondering where I've been. Well, I could be honest with you and tell you I lost a job I in the middle of selling my house to move into a new house, getting an offer the next day for a better job and having to up the move a week to get everything ready while my brother and cousin came into town in successive weeks while I start said new job, but you would just suspect I was lying. So I'm going with Pomeranian AIDs, the cutest full blownsies there is.

We've got a lot to catch up on, so let's start with week 1 and dole out some awards.

BCB Name Team Name League Wk 1 Pts Wk 1 Pow
cheezconqueso Upper Deckers 3 205.7 30
brewcrewbrian Cooper Has Arian Supremecy 2 190.1 29
Rendezvous Aaron Hernandez Need Anustart 1 186 28
Brewerspug Rex's Comedy Hour 1 184 27
ObiBraunKenobi Lefedgedly Smokin LeDoobie 3 174.1 26
drezdn Tate's Taintdowns 2 170.7 25
Hyatt Josh Brent's Blurred Lines 3 170.4 24
mr leam Once Witten Twice Shy 3 170.1 23
Jeo Hyatt's Wonderful Post 1 162.9 22
jcollins205 Jacquizz in my Pants 3 159.5 21
golfallday Senior Citizen Sex Ed 2 159.2 20
JP Ex-Packers Burning Effigy 1 152.5 19
badgernoonan FreMason Crosby Secretly Sucks 1 151 18
Yar Nivek 2 Man 2 Hit By Football 2 140.4 17
aaronetc Von Miller's Dance Party USA 2 140 16
Noah Jarosh Volar MorQuarless 3 136.4 15
Hyatt Mingo Just Pawn In Game Of Life 2 136.2 14
airfigaro Bakhtarian Luck Charm 3 130.4 13
masondlo J.osh B.rent's Schotch and Whiske 2 129 12
jennings085 Massive Teboner 2 126.9 11
Packerbacker96 One Dire Erection 2 126.1 10
Hyatt Titus Young's Rollover Minutes 1 120.9 8.5
JerryEldred Geno 911 2 120.9 8.5
on_wisconsin Riley KKKooper 1 119.6 7
tepo6688 Skittles & Sweet T 3 117.2 6
brewguytim Le'Veon My Wayward Son 1 114.7 4.5
arfuture Riley Cooper Hates Kuhns 1

179.8

4.5
texwestern Val Jennings' MindSwapMachine 3 111.7 3
dikembe Meiztombo Slurred Lines Feat: Eazy E 1 104.5 2
npetrashek Russelin up some TDs 3 100 1

Team of the week: Cheezconqueso came screaming out of the gates with a huge week featuring Peyton Manning (of course) but also Reggie Bush and Randall Cobb who combined for over 125 points together.

The Yar Nivek Bullsh Win of the week: Tepo scored the 6th fewest points on the week, and won.

The TexWestern Bullsh Loss of the week: I noticed that Tex scored a ton of points last year, but didn't produce a whole lot of wins, always taking on teams that seemed to be just a few points better every week. So he gets this award named after him. Week 1's "winner" is Arfuture who took on Peyton Manning and scored 179.8, and lost. I noticed a mistake I made in the power ranks here and it will be fixed in the total ranks. I'm rusty, so sue me.

How about Week 2?

BCB Name Team Name League Wk 2 Pts Wk 2 Pow
Yar Nivek 2 Man 2 Hit By Football 2 207.4 30
Jeo Hyatt's Wonderful Post 1 175.7 29
jcollins205 Jacquizz in my Pants 3 174.5 28
Noah Jarosh Volar MorQuarless 3 174.5 26.5
cheezconqueso Upper Deckers 3 174.2 26.5
airfigaro Bakhtarian Luck Charm 3 163.2 25
aaronetc Von Miller's Dance Party USA 2 162.8 24
dikembe Meiztombo Slurred Lines Feat: Eazy E 1 162.1 23
Brewerspug Rex's Comedy Hour 1 157 22
brewguytim Le'Veon My Wayward Son 1 156.3 21
mr leam Once Witten Twice Shy 3 153.9 20
JP Ex-Packers Burning Effigy 1 146.7 19
Hyatt Titus Young's Rollover Minutes 1 140.5 18
drezdn Tate's Taintdowns 2 140.2 16.5
brewcrewbrian Cooper Has Arian Supremecy 2 140.2 16.5
on_wisconsin Riley KKKooper 1 140.1 15
masondlo J.osh B.rent's Schotch and Whiske 2 137.3 14
npetrashek Russelin up some TDs 3 127.7 13
tepo6688 Skittles & Sweet T 3 125 12
jennings085 Massive Teboner 2 124.2 11
Hyatt Mingo Just Pawn In Game Of Life 2 120.8 10
golfallday Senior Citizen Sex Ed 2 120 8.5
Packerbacker96 One Dire Erection 2 120 8.5
arfuture Riley Cooper Hates Kuhns 1 115.2 7
Rendezvous Aaron Hernandez Need Anustart 1 112.7 6
badgernoonan FreMason Crosby Secretly Sucks 1 111.7 5
texwestern Val Jennings' MindSwapMachine 3 111 4
ObiBraunKenobi Lefedgedly Smokin LeDoobie 3 107 3
JerryEldred Geno 911 2 87.7 2
Hyatt Josh Brent's Blurred Lines 3 80 1

My team had a shit week.

Team of the week: Yar Nivek scored the highest total of the year thus far (spoiler alert!) with huge weeks from A-rodg, Graham, Mike Wallace, the Seahawks D, and Run DMC.

Yar Nivek Bullsh Win award: PackerBacker scored the 8th fewest points this week, and won.

TexWestern Bullsh Loss award: Not only did BrewGuyTim lose despite scoring the 9th most points, but lost by 0.7 points to boot. Tough break.

On to Week 3

BCB Name Team Name League Wk 3 Pts Wk 3 Pow
airfigaro Bakhtarian Luck Charm 3 196.6 30
Rendezvous Aaron Hernandez Need Anustart 1 157.5 29
Hyatt Mingo Just Pawn In Game Of Life 2 157.4 28
Hyatt Titus Young's Rollover Minutes 1 151 27
brewguytim Le'Veon My Wayward Son 1 146.2 26
badgernoonan FreMason Crosby Secretly Sucks 1 141.5 25
texwestern Val Jennings' MindSwapMachine 3 139.8 24
drezdn Tate's Taintdowns 2 137.4 23
Yar Nivek 2 Man 2 Hit By Football 2 135.1 22
Noah Jarosh Volar MorQuarless 3 130.4 21
jcollins205 Jacquizz in my Pants 3 125.8 20
masondlo J.osh B.rent's Schotch and Whiske 2 121.2 19
mr leam Once Witten Twice Shy 3 117.6 18
on_wisconsin Riley KKKooper 1 116.6 17
JP Ex-Packers Burning Effigy 1 115.5 15.5
arfuture Riley Cooper Hates Kuhns 1 115.5 15.5
JerryEldred Geno 911 2 112.5 14
golfallday Senior Citizen Sex Ed 2 105.7 13
aaronetc Von Miller's Dance Party USA 2 103.7 12
brewcrewbrian Cooper Has Arian Supremecy 2 101.8 11
tepo6688 Skittles & Sweet T 3 98.1 10
cheezconqueso Upper Deckers 3 94.3 8.5
Hyatt Josh Brent's Blurred Lines 3 94.3 8.5
Brewerspug Rex's Comedy Hour 1 91.4 7
dikembe Meiztombo Slurred Lines Feat: Eazy E 1 88.5 6
Packerbacker96 One Dire Erection 2 87.7 5
ObiBraunKenobi Lefedgedly Smokin LeDoobie 3 86.8 4
npetrashek Russelin up some TDs 3 86.1 3
Jeo Hyatt's Wonderful Post 1 84.8 2
jennings085 Massive Teboner 2 75.6 1

Team of the week: Airfigaro had a monster week from Jimmy Graham (who is likely the best player in fantasy football), Cam, Cecil Shorts, Julio, and AP.

Yar Nivek Bullsh Win: Honestly, it was a week of have and have nots, with every single top half team played a team in the bottom half. I DECLARE A BULLSH WIN FREE WEEK!!!

TexWestern Bullsh Loss: NO BULLSH LOSSES EITHER!!!

On to this last week!!!

BCB Name Team Name League Wk 4 Pts Wk 4 Pow
JP Ex-Packers Burning Effigy 1 194.1 30
dikembe Meiztombo Slurred Lines Feat: Eazy E 1 190.4 29
mr leam Once Witten Twice Shy 3 190.3 28
airfigaro Bakhtarian Luck Charm 3 186.5 27
masondlo J.osh B.rent's Schotch and Whiske 2 181.2 26
Hyatt Titus Young's Rollover Minutes 1 178.6 25
npetrashek Russelin up some TDs 3 173.2 24
badgernoonan FreMason Crosby Secretly Sucks 1 166.4 23
texwestern Val Jennings' MindSwapMachine 3 163.4 21.5
Noah Jarosh Volar MorQuarless 3 163.4 21.5
golfallday Senior Citizen Sex Ed 2 161.6 20
Rendezvous Aaron Hernandez Need Anustart 1 161.3 19
aaronetc Von Miller's Dance Party USA 2 160 18
drezdn Tate's Taintdowns 2 151 17
Hyatt Mingo Just Pawn In Game Of Life 2 139.4 16
jcollins205 Jacquizz in my Pants 3 137.5 15
JerryEldred Geno 911 2 137.4 14
cheezconqueso Upper Deckers 3 135.8 13
jennings085 Massive Teboner 2 134.4 12
Brewerspug Rex's Comedy Hour 1 132.7 11
Yar Nivek 2 Man 2 Hit By Football 2 131.6 10
Packerbacker96 One Dire Erection 2 125.1 9
brewcrewbrian Cooper Has Arian Supremecy 2 120.5 7.5
ObiBraunKenobi Lefedgedly Smokin LeDoobie 3 120.5 7.5
Jeo Hyatt's Wonderful Post 1 114.8 6
tepo6688 Skittles & Sweet T 3 112.2 5
brewguytim Le'Veon My Wayward Son 1 107.6 4
Hyatt Josh Brent's Blurred Lines 3 103.9 3
arfuture Riley Cooper Hates Kuhns 1 87.1 2
on_wisconsin Riley KKKooper 1 64.8 1

Team of the week: HUGE week for JP led by Cruz, Sproles, and Andrew Luck

Yar Nivek Bullsh Win of the week: BrewGuyTim scored the 4th fewest points, and won

TexWestern Bullsh Loss of the week: It goes to... TexWestern!!! Who scored the 8th most points, and lost.

So that brings us current and thus the current power rankings overall... *drumline drumroll including Nick Cannon*

BCB Name Team Name League Pow Pts Pow Rank
airfigaro Bakhtarian Luck Charm 3 94 1
mr leam Once Witten Twice Shy 3 88 2
Noah Jarosh Volar MorQuarless 3 83 3.5
jcollins205 Jacquizz in my Pants 3 83 3.5
JP Ex-Packers Burning Effigy 1 82.5 5
Rendezvous Aaron Hernandez Need Anustart 1 82 6
drezdn Tate's Taintdowns 2 80.5 7
Yar Nivek 2 Man 2 Hit By Football 2 78 8
cheezconqueso Upper Deckers 3 78 9
Hyatt Titus Young's Rollover Minutes 1 77.5 10
masondlo J.osh B.rent's Schotch and Whiske 2 70 11.5
badgernoonan FreMason Crosby Secretly Sucks 1 70 11.5
aaronetc Von Miller's Dance Party USA 2 69 13
Hyatt Mingo Just Pawn In Game Of Life 2 67 14.5
Brewerspug Rex's Comedy Hour 1 67 14.5
brewcrewbrian Cooper Has Arian Supremecy 2 64 16
golfallday Senior Citizen Sex Ed 2 60.5 17
dikembe Meiztombo Slurred Lines Feat: Eazy E 1 60 18
Jeo Hyatt's Wonderful Post 1 58 19
brewguytim Le'Veon My Wayward Son 1 55 20
texwestern Val Jennings' MindSwapMachine 3 52.5 21
arfuture Riley Cooper Hates Kuhns 1 50.5 22
npetrashek Russelin up some TDs 3 41 23
ObiBraunKenobi Lefedgedly Smokin LeDoobie 3 39.5 24
on_wisconsin Riley KKKooper 1 39 25
JerryEldred Geno 911 2 37.5 26
Hyatt Josh Brent's Blurred Lines 3 35.5 27
jennings085 Massive Teboner 2 34 28
tepo6688 Skittles & Sweet T 3 32 29
Packerbacker96 One Dire Erection 2 31.5 30

Newcomer AirFigaro is our top team on the strength of his past 3 weeks. Our import Mr. Leam comes in 2nd embarrassing all of us in the colonies. Tied for 3rd is Jcollins who I had the pleasure of meeting this past summer, and Noah whose eyebrows I've enjoyed watching expand for years. On the bottom end, another newcomer has had some bad weeks. Tepo had rough luck as well, as well as jennings085. My team in the 4th worst spot just sucks.

So that catches us up. I'm going to do my best to keep this weekly no promises though. Feel free to rip your players in the comments, including those that haven't come through for you thus far. I'm sure there are guys with choice things to say about Ray Rice, Doug Martin, Roddy White and David Wilson. I'll see you all on Twitter.

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